Now playing: Prometheus just to see if it still triggers every fiber of my Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me (so help me) I hate it. Four stars.

The new Gmail really begs the question: do I really need any of the accounts using this email or can I finally wander off into the woods to become one with the moss and the trees

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“It’s a miracle that this football player is making an impact despite being so incredibly, impossibly undersized” -the announcers describing a guy my exact height and weight

Whatever curse keeps Texas A&M locked at 8-4 clearly takes the Aggies going 9-0 personally.

Just checking in on the ACC Wheel of Destiny, for no reason in particular.

I’m not to be left unattended with my thoughts, so what do real runners watch while they’re stuck on the treadmill?

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Venturing outside of my comfort zone, this is new, this sucks, I don’t actually hate this too much actually (I’m listening to music made after 2011 for the first time since 2011)

I spent all year looking forward to flannel season, and it lasted a single a day. I blame Georgia power.

Now playing: Frankenstein and I am so ready

Everyday, I see cursed skeets on here that just kinda leave me blinking in disbelief. This must be the juice and bsky sure has it.

[william cutting voice] alright, line em up. It’s ELECTION DAY

Genuinely wondering how the jets are planning to turn all these first round picks into one (1) Arch Manning. Life, uh, finds a way.

I feel this way during the summer too, but it does feel slightly more acceptable to blame the Rising Darkness at 4 PM for things feeling so bleak. Kinda nice, tbh.

The fallout from Stockton’s diving TD in the Ol Miss game must have been legendary, for him to be kneeling at the one like that. Message received, go dawgs

Ball don’t lie, so says the chains. Come on, Georgia offense?

I didn’t realize Clemson was in hose informercial territory already, that is super hot, prime time advertising.

Since espn is having contract disputes again, I’m just imagining the field manuals illustrating how to set up expedient, gorilla, over-the-air tv antennas to catch the football games today. Just weaving a web of 550 cord and coax in a race to beat the noon kickoffs.

I’m waiting on a download that can only send 115b at a time. I’m 98.8% of the way there and there’s 18 hours left to go. I need distractions, like perfect albums or can’t miss movies. Anything.

The neighbors are assembling for a big singing, dancing party lit by headlights in the street. I think we got different takeaways from watching Sinners.

28 Innings Later

I’m seeing 12th inning jokes from an hour ago, are y’all ok?

Reading this like a dramatic twilight zone monologue. A place where things have gone awry, and points are hard to come by…

We need to find the next airbud on one of these pregame place kicking segments

Well this is terrible news. Looking after the sisters dog for the night, flipping through channels to kill time, and this dog is so locked in on watching some Harry Potter movie on tv. You think you know a dog.

Being forced to choose between the sun setting at lunch or 100 degree weather is bullshit. Oh well, breaking out the first hoodie of the season. In the dark. Nature is healing.

This Atlanta Falcons- San Francisco 49ers game is made possible by Backup Middle Linebackers

The talking heads missed a prime “tips and overthrows” opportunity, but the Kaden Ellis interception still counts apparently.

Ok how bout them dawgs, phew, ect ect. Kirby smart taking over in the 4th quarter implies we could have had stops on defense this entire time, but whatever. Go dawgs

Lots of people hopping on the inflatable frog suit trend, many such cases.

They’re gonna take Beck to the glue factory, I fear.

Somebody should invent Long Acting OxyTocin

Big Mediterranean Salad and running being this helpful with ADHD is a terrible blow to my world view. Just crunching on my big salad and feeling better, begrudgingly.

The Brawl, by Ernest Meissonier, 1855, 📸 by @kevsabitus

The falcons have already gained too many yards on this drive, we’re getting dangerously close to the Bermuda Triangle called the redzone.

Trying to go up by 21 doesn’t seem very sporting, but Atlanta and leads have some history so I don’t hate it. Would have been a cool touchdown though.

How did this team get blown out by Carolina, nfl makes no sense, go falcons

The secondary flowing to double Kyle Pitts in the red zone and leaving Drake London in single coverage is certainly a decision, touchdown Atlanta though

Kyle Pitts just went through all five stages of “I’m being interfered with” at the same time

The Atlanta falcons are bringing running backs and half a secondary to a shootout, should be fine. This is fine.

This Georgia-auburn game started two raptures ago

I guess I’m just done watching live football? I’ll catch the highlights later, but the ads are killing me. There’s only one ad, literally ad nauseam, and it’s disgusting.

The Texas QB isn’t allowed to throw past the line of scrimmage, is that good

I appreciate when casting choices save me time. Tron featuring That Guy just lets me know they’re going all in on bad decisions up front. Easy skip.

What stage is playing Balatro in my dreams like do I have much time left

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

(Guy testing the goalposts at the goalpost factory) needs more Doink, more bass behind it

This is the funniest possible way for the Penn state-UCLA game to end, checks out

I can finally place it. Drew Aller runs like a backyard baseball character.