"I'm about to teleport you to a farm upstate."

"Many wept. Nobody [clarified] that they were tears of joy."

メイド♦️ #twstファンアート

"I'm not Ben Kenobi. I double tap."

"I'm going to stab you I have a fun knife I can stab you with " witch to warlock

"cornless popcorn! i have created........Pop"

"we have blood, but you'll have to settle for draft"

"thick and stiff, that's what causes high blood pressure." (from the other room) "....i can't believe you didn't say that's the name of my sex tape. i was waiting."

#DnD5e Omnipocalypse Thread

Re-reading Angel Sanctuary for the first time in probably 15 years and like.... DAMN I forgot what a trip this series was.

Did a quick commission this weekend for @signsonthewalls.bsky.social of their OC Demitrius. 😘

When theres cheese... out he comes

#twstファンアート #ツイステファンアート ツイステ ⌯⟡⊹🧳⊹⟡⌯ スーツケース

#twstファンアート #ツイステファンアート ツムステ.zip

#twstファンアート #ツイステファンアート ツイステ ⊹○🎮⛌⊹ 90年代ゲーミング

最近の🐚達 #ツイステファンアート #twstファンアート

おやぶん…？

Tangled Pomefiore 🏹👑🍎 #twstファンアート

《微睡みの守護者》 #twstファンアート #ツイステファンアート #twst_異形頭

Just remembered the Dope Rogue Shit I got to do last week and giggling/kicking my feet. (Teleported ON TOP of the Giant Aweful Centipede--which was on a wall--to get my sneak attack damage.)(Getting incapacitated by its angerfish ability on its next turn?? Irrelevent.✨️) D&D really is the best.

had a sleep, realized how to fix it, success!!! scattered bones brush!! #csp

#webcomicday All Roses Have Thorns is almost 1500 pages long dealing with vampires, ghosts, and faeries. Starting in 1500s Ireland and slowly creeping closer to modern day. allroseshavethorns.com

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Me, 10 Minutes Ago: I don't know if I've actually ever /hated/ a character before. (Reading Witch Hat Atelier Vol 14) Me: ....Ah. A New Experience. 🔪

Ever read manga SO GOOD you wanna just... /chew/ on the book?????????? (Witch Hat Atelier)(all of them, honestly, but volume 13 in this case)

what a wonderful artshare! here is Jerome (he/him), proud bearer of beautifully hairy tits.

Free Ornamentation V. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐟

The flower of stone and the rain dragon

🪙+🎃　研究熱心（先日メモしたネタの描き出し）

すやすやじゃのう

"can we at least have a minute for me to stroke my nipples and get a spell slot back????" "it's not sexual, it's part of the ritual!!!"

"these were the inferior Hences. Hence the corpses."

"No one takes you seriously" "... says the catgirl."

#DnD5e Omnipocalypse Thread!

the man in the window

me: time to get stuff done 🧠: ok but hear me out me: 🧠: me: well now it’s too late in the day to start 🧠: what a tragic turn of events me: tomorrow? 🧠: tomorrow

I do portraits of cats for 50 usd apiece, if anyone is interested ^-^ ! I am a disabled illustrator w a life limiting disease, and I would like to be hired to paint your cats so I can recover my supply of my levothyroxine, metformin etc ETA is 3-5 weeks, and sooner whenever my health permits!

☠️🐍 #twstファンアート

Polite Speech and Speech Patterns: Kalim Note: Language is complex, this is not official information, just a gathering of observations and thoughts~ It is possible that Kalim has never said "please": While the word will be added to his dialogue on EN, there are maybe-- 1/18

《美の追跡者》 #twstファンアート #ツイステファンアート #twst_異形頭

it would mean the world to me if we could get some more momentum on my friend’s gfm - the bill is due soon and the interest rate if not paid in full is exorbitant. gofund.me/7a971c418

🧡Sweet mother, I cannot weave...🧡 My full drawing of Anglo-Saxon era lesbians for We've Always Been Here artbook! Details & progress stages to follow.

Omnipocalypse DnD5e Thread Time!!

Omnipocalypse DnD5e Thread Go!!

@signsonthewalls.bsky.social was very kindly back commenting on redone chapters of ARHT, and mentioned the lack of Eanwulf at the ball and wondering what his outfit would be. I'd never thought about it, because I knew he wasn't going, but I was inspired to do a quick rundown of it. #arht

so i have found the best way to watch 🏈The Big Football🏈 is by inviting friends who are unafraid to explain it to you like you're five years old (and are super excited about watching the game)

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit