gargle my girl's juices like im in a listerine commercial

if you ever find my cumsock you better handle it reverently, cause its full of your nieces and nephews the way you like a brother to me

Get my chicken boneless cause the only bone I need is attached to my chick ya feel

They call me chobani yogurt the way you gon hurt when you choke on my balls (biohazard)

Puppeteering a grindr twink like a muppet until his brain goes empty enough to rock the elmo cosplay in character

i thlammed my penith in the car door please thlam my ballthack, in the car door

Doing some workshopping, criticism welcome your mom call me pompous the way i pump her pussy stole your girl's heart; banned from the morgue dick too big, call that a birth defect; need some oxy(gen) to wake up

me when someone pisses my pants (i stole their pineal gland)

banger? i hardly know her! anyway your honor, it wasnt me

uh, penis?

me when when me when me when me when when your mom

now, before the boys pull their triggers, i just want to give a huge shoutout to the sponsors of this execution, RAID Shadow Legends!

i am men's issues. you a man? you ever had a setback? a road block? me. i did that. your loneliness, your lack of belonging, your feelings of inadequacy? all me. suck it.

there's so much furry shit on my tl that its triggering my allergies

felt cute, might delete later #facereveal

opping my heimer rn im atomic as shit straight opping my heimer rn i got atoms on my heimer and shit opping it rn

just met god irl, AMA

just fucked crow's wife, took days but i finally nutted. goddamn that bitch is ugly mao @crow.rip

my life a comedy the way these bitches dont get the joke (i am the joke)

they call me SIMD the way im ONE incel taking MANY dicks

i think i might be shadow banned, please send me your nudes in the replies if you can see this

buying gf, 200k rs3 gold / 10 gw2 gold, open to further offers, please email me [email protected]

Ich habe eine funktionierende Splittergranate in meiner Rektalhöhle, sie wird hochgehen, wenn dieser Beitrag ein „Gefällt mir“ bekommt. Bitte, für meine Prostata, gefällt dieser Beitrag nicht.

sick and tired of all these ugly mfers (my reflection) hitting me up inappropriately (omw to the shower) smh i need someone with rizz to hmu

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私は‶WHORE"です！ほんとに！このfactoもうすばらしですね

i bite and shit, i be moaning when i get hit and shit, you dont want this smoke, if you kick too hard i'll cum

some of y'all admit to shit that a trained team of "advanced interrogation specialists" couldnt get outta me

oiled up femboy busting it down sexual style (turkish anthem AMV).mp4

what can i say

if ur girl has me added on discord that aint ur girl SHE'S ME, YOU'VE BEEN PSYOPPED, GET FUCKED

ur ass look like you sold butter for $0

يطلقون عليّ برامج ضارة بالطريقة التي أدخلت بها شفرة المصدر (أمي)

:3 maf1a rumour circle: today a little bird told me that "xeyn" is a serial killer with his trademark being reading (out loud, character-by-character) various XSS payloads to his victims. a moment of silence for all of those innocent angels <3 you didn't hear this from me. from mr beast PGP burger

some of y'all be antisemautistic fr

hatecrime? uh, yeah i do? what are you, a crimelover?

i be out here all rizztarded n shit