So...um...the J6 treasonous idiots were fighting for free government handouts? Sounds suspiciously like Socialism. Who knew!?

I often amuse myself by answering this hypothetical question: What would you whisper in Jabba's ear just before he takes his last breath? "Obama was elected to a 3rd term after winning a 2nd Nobel Peace Prize for cleaning up your shit." or "Harry Dunn and Michael Fanone are here to see you."

So...um...those J6 traitorous insurrectionists that Jabba The Pedoführer pardoned? Are their names public record? Jeez, imagine if they were published after receiving their payout? That would be terrible for them! Sure hope no one publishes those names... No! I am NOT condoning violence!

There are gonna be a lot of NBA fans that won't be watching the Cavs/Pistons game 7 today on Amazon.

So the MAGA ignorant, and others, put a toddler in the once most powerful office in the world based on the shitstain's promise of a new "Golden Age" for the U.S. We instead got a "Golden Shower" that has no end. Not surprising when you stop to consider Jabba's history with Golden Showers.

Are we part of China yet?

As instructed, when President Jabba The Pedoführer's plane landed a short while ago, Xi Jinping's aide dutifully announced, "Lunch has arrived, Sir."

Both NBA games are on Amazon tonight. I have Amazon, but I refuse to watch something that should be free TO ALL FANS on a pay service. The NBA is making a lot of money from the Amazon and Peacock deals, but they are shutting out millions of the very people that support the game. Phukc their greed!

A word of caution: Everyone is talking about an expected Democratic wave in the upcoming mids, and into 2028. Nothing is guaranteed and much needs to be earned. Jabba 1 surprised a lot of people. Jabba 2, who came into the election with baggage, won again. Remember, voters got us into this mess.

Why is the US Supreme Court and Republicans casting the country back to the Jim Crow era? Because Nobel Peace Prize winning President Barack Obama scared the racist shit out of them.

Let President Jabba The Pedoführer and his family grift to their putrid hearts' content. Then, when he's finally out of office, hold the entire family accountable for ill-gotten gains and take EVERYTHING away from them.

Can't wait for gas to hit $6 per gallon, so that when it comes back down to $5 per gallon President Jabba The Pedoführer can claim a victory for lowering prices.

Gavin Newsom referring to President Jabba The Pedoführer wanting his picture on U.S. passports: "HOW CAN WE ESCAPE IF THE ORANGE FUNGUS IS AMONG U.S.?" Epic baiting!

Rather than Jabba The Pedoführer's face on U.S. passports to celebrate America's 250 years, I suggest using a picture of one of America's Nobel Peace Prize recipients; maybe even both. Carter and Obama on passports? I'm all for it. Let's represent what's good about the U.S., not its embarrassment.

Hi, all. I want to strengthen my retirement savings so I am going to run for office at the federal level; Representative or Senator, something like that. Once there, I'll have unfettered access to all sorts of shady and illegal insider trading! Sweet! So...um...vote for me...please.

Bringing back an oldie but goodie from 11 months ago. Thank you, Jabba, for reminding me that my mad art skills are still appreciated today.

Speak Truth....

youtube.com/shorts/uMb82... Wow 👇👇👇👇

President Jabba The Pedoführer is not a Christian in any sense of the word. So, the only reason he will read the Bible in public is it's a publicity stunt to try and prove that Jabba can read. Draft Kings has 12-1 odds that he'll phukc it up. Jabba's odds of spontaneously combusting are at 98-1.

It makes perfect sense to me that President Jabba The Pedoführer, a man who doesn't touch alcohol, would choose to put raging alcoholics in several of the most important positions in Federal government...right? RIGHT? I'm curious: What chess dimension are we witnessing right now?

Is attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz permissible under Jabba The Pedoführer's ceasefire deal? Asking...for President Jabba.

My doctor just retired, so I'm in the market for a new one. Does anyone know if Dr. Jesus is accepting new patients? Also, what insurance will He take?

It's a good thing President Jabba The Pedoführer took down the picture of himself as Jesus because the Internet is forever.

So, the US is going to use its vast military might to block the Strait of Hormuz...which is already blocked! A deceptively genius plan...I think...maybe...kinda...? What chess dimension are we in now?

How does a military blockade open the Strait of Hormuz? The function of a blockade...is in it's damn name, for phukc's sake!

For all the forethought our founders put into creating a three-branch system of government, with check-and-balance guardrails, they never dreamed that the power they gave to Congess would falter because it's elected members simply seem not to care about doing what they were elected to do.

Someone needs to tell The Pedoführer that his angry/crying/threatening shtick stopped working a long time ago. He's been an international embarrassment for a long time, and is more so now. Here's an idea: How 'bout he just shuts the phukc up! He's a gnat that can't leave you alone...only dumber.

There is going to come an evening when I settle down to sleep and I realize that I DID NOT think about President Jabba The Pedoführer. Then I'm gonna be pissed because as soon as I realize that, I'm also gonna realize - PHUCK! - I just thought about President Jabba The Pedoführer! Soooo close...!

For everyone who voted for the Shitstain-in-Chief, consider the higher prices we are paying for everything an "But I Owned The Libs!" tax. I never knew I was worth soooo much!

Less than one day!?! Art of the Deal, baby! Um...my guess is that Bibi didn't give President Jabba The Pedoführer permission to "negotiate".

Pakistan gave President Jabba The Pedoführer and escape.

Look how quickly President Jabba The Pedoführer went from "No new wars!" to genocide. But...phukc those damn libs!

How long before the nation's real military leaders refuse Jabba's and Pete's illegal orders? Congress won't protect us, and we, the people can't do it alone.

So, Jabba sent JD Couchhumper to Hungary to show support for Victor Orban! Sorry, the administration won't be taking questions on this at this time. We're too busy planning a genocide...

To Jabba The Pedoführer's "spiritual advisor", Paula White-Cain: 1st Commandment: Thou shall not worship other gods before Me. 2nd: Thou shall worship no idols. 3rd: (because you're on a roll and dared compare Jabba to Christ): Thou shall not use the Lord's name in vain. Enjoy Hell, you two! 🤣😂🤣

Gotta ask this question: If Iran were to somehow drop a missile onto the present PoS occupying the White House, would that be an act of war or an act of humanitarian aid? Would Iran's rulers need to stand before The Hague or the Nobel committee? Inquiring minds want to know...🤔

Hmmm...🤔... It's interesting to me that of all the hundreds/thousands of people who've read the Epstein files, both Republican and Democrat, not one person came out and publicly stated that President Jabba The Pedoführer is not implicated in the horrible crimes against children memorialized in them.

I am JACKED for President Jabba The Pedoführer's Easter Truth Social post! How will he humiliate himself? The United States? Our allies? Jesus? Veterans? Biden? The Supreme Court? Melania? Americans? Immigrants? Nobel Prize winning Obama? Etc?.....

Pam Bondi is just another shitstain that corrupted the JD to Jabba's needs and then was discarded. In her place will be another shitstain that will corrupt the JD to Jabba's needs and then be discarded. The difference? None. May her faux Christian soul to burn in Hell. Epstein got her, too...

Seems to me that the world is paying an extremely high price for President Jabba The Pedoführer to build a hotel in Moscow. Vlad and the art of the deal...

I keep seeing news reports on Jabba The Pedoführer's health, and each one is headlined with something (droopy face, bruised hand, swollen ankles, etc.) "sparking health concerns." Stop! None of us are concerned about Jabba's health. Please, stop teasing and getting our hopes up.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Credit where it's due. President Jabba The Pedoführer is so smart that he knew to attack Iran so that Iran would block the "Straight" of Hormuz (it's not the "Crooked" of Hormuz, after all) thereby creating the very situation requiring the attack in the first place! Phukcing brilliant 5-D chess!

I've a serious concern and I need help! I saw the video of Third First Lady Melania walking stride for stride with a robot. Um...which one's Third First Lady Melania and which one's the robot?

Quick note to Bluesky. Fully enjoy the platform, with one exception. Your autocorrect is horrible. It's always "correcting" words that don't need correcting. It keeps me vigilant, but it's truly a pain in the ask.

How arrogantly stupid is President Jabba The Pedoführer? Stupid enough to not know that there will be millions of $1 bills with his name creatively and bitingly defaced in circulation for decades. I won't believe his "advisors" don't realize this 🤔. Let the fun begin! Prizes for the most creative!

I understand the need for data centers. However, I also firmly believe no data center should be approved if it operates with power that is not clean and/or renewable. Solar, wind, rather, thermal...it's all freely available.

Is there another person in world history who has never failed to fail worse than his previous failures like President Jabba The Pedoführer? That creature was born to fail. He is the greatest failure that ever lived, and 70+ million failures voted for him. Jabba is a failure's messiah.

Jabba cheering your death is a badge of great honor.

Is President Jabba The Pedoführer planning to pay the ICE idiots when he sends them to the airports? Imagine that...