// RELAPSING SO HARD,,, I NEED TO GET SHI WUDU PREGNANT !!!

Oh my god. [Groans head in hands.] What time is it?

A lot of things can only be achieved through action and not waiting around for it to happen.

Interacting with Lord Thunder Master feels like a game of go.

There's something I need to ask some of the civil gods of, though I'm unsure where they went. 😮‍💨

I'm so in love with my wife right now.

// corpse bride reference 😩

⊹˚₊⌁ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩? 𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵? ⌁₊˚⊹

[For hours he sat in front of his desk, working for a long time. He finally managed to catch a moment to breathe. He set down his brush gently to the side and leaned back on his chair, both arms resting on the arm rest as he looks at the ceiling for a moment before closing his eyes to rest them.]

I'm not being hard on him. I like to think I'm being tame. Ling Wen, if you think this is me being hard on him, then you truly do not know me.

Voice out your grievances, Qi Ying.

// new patch and i cant even play it damn

// ummm dont tell anyone but i would really like for general pei to make my period go away for 9 mos. ngl 🙇

recent events reminded me that I should post this double fanart here too and show the world that shuangshui is hualian’s foil. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL- #TGCF #hualian #shuangshui

Investigation on the previously banished General Xuan Zhen (@genxuanzhen.bsky.social) has concluded. He's free to come back should the heaven deem him fit to do so. A heavenly calamity will fall upon him. Only until he survives and ascends once more will he receive a new title.

The chances of me going bat shit crazy are low but never zero. You all should do well in serving my cause, this new era.

// lrt hey 😳🤭

stumbled onto an old sketch with four calamities showing 🦷teeth🦷 #tgcf

Need the officials under my rule to report to me. NOW. ROLL CALL!

Let it be known that this emperor will recall the gods who were banished prematurely with no proper trial. Any officials involved are due to investigation AT ANY TIME. Should they prove themselves worthy to stay, they shall. If not, then they shall not.

This emperor grants you permission.

Let it be known that this emperor will recall the gods who were banished prematurely with no proper trial. Any officials involved are due to investigation AT ANY TIME. Should they prove themselves worthy to stay, they shall. If not, then they shall not.

// emperor swd au 🤧 The Heavenly Capital, under the rule of the Water Tyrant, will not tolerate mediocrity. You will either rise to meet the standards I set, or you will fall beneath it. There is no defying the FATE THAT I DECIDE ON. Proper court and trial procedures will be implemented strictly.

// cant we just fast forward to when swd has his coronation in heavenly emperor au im too lazy to write it 😭

// im laughing at the two ling wens 😭 "if only we didnt join the competition" no queen you are so cool, dont say that 😭

Which makes all the more reason for him to step down right away. I'm not saying this lightly. You both tried your best, but it didn't go well as you had hoped. It happens.

You and Xuan Zhen make being an emperor a joke and a game. The emperors of the mortals aren't so fickle and so easily swayed like you both which is an embarrassment. I'm doing this for my dear Ling Wen who is ever so burdened with work because of you two. +

Father was never into politics, I wasn't one to dwell on it either. Like my father, I focused on commerce and business. A title can only do so much, while generational wealth can last for years. Centuries.

[Lying like a diva on a chaise lounge, a glass of martini in hand as he's reading a list of worshippers that forgot to place any offerings on any of his altars last week.]

[Busy! Not doing any work today, sorry Ling Wen. He has to take care of his very drunk little brother.]

[He will indulge his little brother just this once. If he wakes up with a hangover tomorrow, he can just work more in the next few days. Brother bonding time is more important than being a god!]

[Contemplating drinking every wine jar Shi Qingxuan gave him as a gift last new year's eve...]

You speak as if you know everything.

// SHUANGSHUI 😭😩✨✨

// swd isn't immune to hot wife he xuan 🤧

How insensitive. People think they know shit when they don't. Just shows how shallow some people are.

Don't bother, Xuan Zhen. He is only drunk.

That's good.

You sound so entitled, Thunder Master. It is not only you who works here. The Palace of Ling Wen is the top civil god in the capital, and it shows through her work. Have you not considered that maybe because you have been gone for so long, the array doesn't immediately accommodate you?

Why is it that it's only I, that gets to see and hear you in the array? Anyway, don't be so upset. There is probably something wrong with the array's formation. You've been gone for so long, after all.

Ahh, this is the life. Don't you agree, Ling Wen? [Was out with @whit3reaper.bsky.social to get tuina massages. He left his sole deputy, Meilin, to handle his worl for awhile as he enjoys his leisure time with a friend.]

I find it amusing how you are basically being shadow banned by the communication array, Thunder Master. I can't help but laugh at your expense.

Do my eyes deceive me.

Oh, I'm beat. I need to relax for awhile, maybe get a tuina massage on one of my mountains. I wonder if Ling Wen and Pei-xiong would like to come. 🤔

I forgot to work on my reports for the last excursion that Lord Thunder Master so graciously bestowed upon me. I will be very busy till morning it seems. Oh well.

// mq is so understanding

Also exiled? Xuan Zhen, did you listen to a word I said? I have not committed any crime during my tenure as a god. You are not firing me, I am resigning. And the money i am taking is mine and I should have asked for compensation for everything that I have did for the capital yet you label me exiled?

Of course I will be taking all of my money with me. 🙄