I love you Xuan Zhen! Please don't slash me to death.

happy april fools to the biggest fool there is [Hands you a mirror]

where my broes (bros + hoes) at

😵🤢🍶

Why are you telling me all this? This is so out of pocket.

Not this guy reading mpreg

[Deep sigh.] I miss Ming-xiong...

You know, I don't really have that high of a standard for a lover. If I were a maiden, it doesn't matter if my lover can't do a lot of things, I only want them to treat me right. It would be the same if I were to look for a maiden myself, I would treat her right in return!

WHAT? NO! MY BROTHER WILL THINK ILL OF ME!

My brother is a tiger amongst wolves, he can protect himself and will hold his ground. Lord Thunder Master should not speak so carelessly as to offend Lord Water Master!

Bro I am TWEAKING.

My brother is truly a beauty. He does not even realize that he is so much more of a jade than I! I am starting to wonder what would he look like if he had matured more.

Speaking of, my brother has been gone for quite awhile. I remember he had his recent calamity, don't tell me he's in seclusion once more to prepare for a new one?

Oh, I'm dead. Have you seen what my brother looked like today? He put on dark robes and had his hair loose. Looking all so regal, like he's supposed to be an immortal cultivator protagonist or something.

🍃 i will only consider myself tgcf fan if i can write for feng xin and pei ming too and the urge to make them right now are 100x stronger compared to previous ones

I FEEL LIKE CHOKING MYSELF

I wanted to go for a drink but then I actually have somewhere important to be later so I didn't...

Heaven Official's Blessing art (fanart) in Seven Seas-style cover art, because I'm a really big fan of that style and wanted to try if I could do it ❤️ (I'm so proud ok ;; ) #tgcf #tianguancifu #beefleaf

Oh my goodness

Hey I got dragged into drinking 🙏

Listen, I can get with the times. Speak like how kids do but I'm also a great ancestor. The way I speak depends on the vibes.

[I guess you could say that Wind Master is always right with his judgement.]

Ha, of course, of course.

Obviously not.

Am I included in the trash list

Okay, you know what? I forgot what I was so upset about. How are you?

I have a weak heart when it comes to beautiful people.

🍃 "the most ethereal man x just some guy" fave trope 😭

How am I even gonna solve this, I am in quite a difficult predicament.

im coming fo yo ass @scourge-of-heaven.bsky.social

I NEED TO GET BLACK OUT DRUNK I WANT TO DROWNNNN MAKE ME FORGETTTTT

nevermind im going to wallow in my sadness with alcohol tonight

I wasn't cheering.

HOLY SHIT LEI-XIONG YOU'RE HERE?

Hi, yesss, my godson says he doesn't want pickles in his kiddie meal.

@heishuichenzhou.bsky.social binge bridgerton and queen charlotte w me i ordered take out from fast food it will be here in a minute come quick

🍃 need my friend to bring xie lian back so ill bring my hc back 🧍

Of course...someone like me...does not deserve a good death...

I have a baby fever, when will my big brother have kids? I need nieces and nephews to dote on. Do you think if I ask Ol' Pei if I could meet his kids, he'll let me?

Ummm so in another universe, my brother is the heavenly emperor? Wild shit. Glad I'm not in there, he can be a bit extreme...

🍃 dawg not me saying im so bored when im too stressed to even do anything to entertain myself so im just lyin down in bed like a sad noodle

I'm basically exposing him at this point out of sheer boredom...

Brother doesn't usually drink that much alcohol. Most of the wine he drinks often has the alcohol diluted. He's mostly a tea-drinker too, and he often holds tea ceremonies by himself to taste new kinds. When it comes to food, he has a preference for sweets. I think it's because of his childhood.

Hey, I'm feeling so bitter today. Which is weird, because I'm usually sugar, spice and everything nice! I'm usually girly pop! But I don't feel really good today, I don't understand why. I don't wanna drink to cope either. Oh! Whatever shall I do to ease my weary heart? My lonesome?

[Oh, this is such a problem! He has invited @heishuichenzhou.bsky.social to go out earlier! The Wind Master was feeling lonely, so he had to bribe the other one, and they willingly agreed. Of course, with the Wind Master, drinks are always involved. But Lord Black Water seems to have drank +

woa who's this guy

[Staggering as he entered his chamber, stumbling and hits the study table, toppling over the items placed on top. Head hurts, he clutches it with both hands, breathing, heaving.]

aaaa

out of sight, out of mind

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil