NEW STORY: I wrote 1,000 words on my favorite play of the year: a Derrick White sprint. “I told JT — that’ll go in my Hall of Very Good nomination.” Why on a night when Jaylen Brown went for 43 & Jayson Tatum had a triple-double, D-White was my story: www.celticsblog.com/boston-celti...

Wrap it up folks

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Easter school holiday newsletter special! Got kids to entertain? Give this a read (and then pay me money every month or year so I can afford to keep doing this) lowpolymess.com/4-made-by-hu...

Meh

Zoom zoom zoom you make my heart go boom boom

I miss drugs and cigarettes

Don’t let a post make it to main. Noted…

Poo poo poo Poo poo poo Poo poo

We should find out whose idea it was to play loud commercials at gas pumps, and beat them with baseball bats.

Tatum is the Eastern Conference Player of the Week 💚

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*pigpen voice* BAAAAAAAAABY

My favorite flavor ever is Phish Food and sometimes I was afraid to buy it because I didn't want anyone in the store to assume I like that shitty band. They could've named it Caramel Herpes and I would've had less trepidation about making the purchase

Anybody talking about instating a draft should just do us all a favor and put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Mood music.apple.com/us/album/the...

Circles around the sun rocks

I’m drowning in a Baja blast river

Happy cooler and warmer day to all who celebrate.

Who wins in a fictional jam band character royal rumble?

Who will mind the store, when Kyle’s not around?

Friendly reminder, the Airbnb you are staying in is probably dirty af

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I don’t want any questions about the tables.

Cool spaceship

oh my god

Time for a newsletter. This week it's about my washing machine (sort of). Please subscribe (and pay me if you like) so I can continue to write to please myself. Full disclosure: I am currently making £15 a month, so every little helps! lowpolymess.com/3-beware-the...

Get fucked OKC

I'm on very borrowed time now before I lose my home. Does anyone know of any publications or places who would be interested in showing my photography to a wider audience and potentially getting me in front of the right people? I've already had features on BBC & some uk Photography mags

Organizing my marathon vault is a cozy game

"Bungie's first game in nine years has reminded me what it means for a studio to have a 'house style'. I'm not just talking about an eye for world building, gorgeous environments and skyboxes, or a dense codex that inspires main menu idling—I'm talking raw first-person shooting excellence."

Funny way of saying “spineless cowards who are bought and owned like dogs”

Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. Yes, he's a straight-out racist. The sucker was simple and plain.

Big day

Robert P. Pee

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Can’t even fill up plastic bags with gas because they banned them all.

Look at these babies

Not feeling good as gold, feeling cheap as tin

Released 38 years ago today 💃 P40 - Surfer Rosa

Cat

Fancy some Saturday brunch time reading? Here's some video game thoughts tied to dog poo lowpolymess.com/2-watch-out-...

This bronze statue, made in Egypt between 715 and 343 BCE, represents the Egyptian cat-goddess Bastet. While Ancient Egyptians worshipped several male and female lion deities, Bastet is the only who came to be depicted as a domestic cat.

Cryo archive

There’s new Gnarles Barkley?

Rat done bit my sister Nell

Reminder: this is good music.apple.com/us/album/liv...

Fuck I gotta buy a home.