Someone on tiktok asked what is the funniest movie and people are saying The Wrong Missy. I was so pissed I wasted like a half hour waiting for that movie to get funny and it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking lame. I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

Wow what a coincidence, my name happens to be suite 201

The dude bro crying at Hinder at sonic temple music fest is hilarious

I really hope this is AI because what are we even doing anymore

Couldn't you just squeeze him?

Youtube University strikes once again

Damn all that plastic surgery and she's still homely as hell. Also, why the fuck do people think owning a malinois is easy? These dogs were bred to do military work not sit on your lap like little fluffy the shih tzu

This is the dude that shot and killed his manager yesterday. I'm not sorry when I say why the fuck do all incel pieces of shit look exactly the same with those dead eyes and big disgusting beard

Marv got into another kerfuffle and I didn't even see it for days, even after taking this picture. Whatever is in this wound spray is magic because I sprayed her once and it's almost healed over. I just sprayed her again which was unpopular.

it couldn't happen to a better business.

I'm going to start carrying around a deer spotlight just so I can blind the morons driving without headlights in the rain. It's literally the most low effort thing you can do

Me typing "corpoorate" No, actually that's correct.

This is one of my favorite things about Rosie. She is just always such a sleepy derp

Nothing like my drug dealer (amazon) telling me it's time to order more drugs (sertraline). And who says technology isn't grand?

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The Disney fiasco at the mall is bonkers to me. People drove 2 hours instead of shopping online? It's a store. There was one at beaver valley Mall for years that was always dead inside

I'm watching some tom Hanks narrated the Americas show about wild animals and look, if that hawk fucks with that raccoon it's game on

What can I say, we like them big around these parts

People are so fucking dumb

PHRASING, SIR.

They really need to study people in gas stations versus situational awareness because what do you mean you're trying to buy 12 packs of smokes and different flavors of swishers on three different cards and chatting up the cashier the whole time while a dozen people are behind you

Sorry but that dr Robby bobblehead looks like a hack job. They did him dirty

OK But why does she have eyebrows on both her forehead and underneath her eyes?

guys someone helped themselves to my work lunch sandwich fixings (croissants, salami, ham and cheese) and I'm just utterly baffled. I would 1000% give you whatever you wanted if you asked, but as adults why are we not asking??

I know people can be ruthless on the Internet but honestly some people deserve it

I have the air conditioning guy coming out today and tell me why I was redding up like crazy before work like he hasn't been in actual disgusting houses before

I'm getting a letter from Penndot today in the mail. I had a small heart attack before realizing it was for my license renewal.

Slippery rock's mayor (lol) announced baby #2 is on the way for him and his wife. Here's the thing: I need men to realize that things can go sideways up until and even after the baby is born. This is why abortion is medical care.

Republicans are celebrating their victories yesterday. It was a straight-ticket vote, you morons.

I feel this in my soul.

Where I grew up the representative looks, acts, and votes like a pig. I have thought about moving back just to run against him so he can fuck off. He voted NO to establish a children's literacy program, expand unemployment due to DV, allow pharmacists to recommend vaccines - & NO to gay marriage

It's funny how you can see Republicans coming from a mile away. There was one young dude bro who look like he was in finance and didn't respect women, sure as shit he was one of eight Republicans versus 84 Democrats that voted in our ward today

Summer lee is the big winner tonight, at least from what I saw on the poll tapes. Congrats to her

Pittsburgh friends, who needs a kitten? @jenny2hearts.bsky.social I think Maeve needs a baby sister? LOOK AT THOSE EYES.

can it just fucking happen already?

I'm not saying that Rosie is cheech and chonging it up and posing for lighters... but she is suspiciously chill all of the time

Pretty much

Not a need but a want

In today's episode of 'everything Lauren likes gets discontinued' Swear bath and body works only pumps out generic vanilla shit with different labels now. Barf

Stores are already setting up fall stuff and honestly what the fuck

I'm conflicted between Americana decor being cute and not wanting to decorate maga

Me telling my CW that at my last job one of our patient's families would regularly watch porn on their TV. "Wait, how?" "They stream it from their phone..... errr they also have DVDs and shit....."

Honestly I understand how people are trampled by bison in the wild because you just wanna pet the little baby

Damn that dog be like 🫪🫪

On the prowl

I love that Chevy malibus have a premium trim level. It's a Chevy Malibu.

I find it so endearing when your pets are in your bed when you get home from work

Wut