It took my brain way too long to correctly read the word 'canstruction'.

I was worried our insurance premiums would increase next year but they're actually staying the same, plus or minus a few bucks. We really do not have much turnover here, and other companies are like durrrrrr why do people keep leavinggggggggg durrrrrrrrrrr I can't figure it out

You know once they're cooked this macaroni is gonna be looking like a bowl of dicks

Marv is cruising for a bruising today

I hope snowmageddon 2.0 happens tbh

Ok @pittsburghdan.bsky.social I got the dough made, rolled into a log with cherries in the middle and cut up. Now to the fridge overnight

Ok I hope people see my artistic vision that they're trees and not melted inflamed dicks

My controversial baking take is that fake vanilla doesn't really add anything to a recipe and real vanilla is too expensive so I just skip it

Happy cookie baking day. What's your favorite Christmas cookie? Also, can anyone guess what I'm starting out strong with?

Do you need to actually fail a driver's license test to work as a bus driver? What's the end game there? I was almost the cream filling in a PAT bus Oreo sandwich on the ride home and that one cunt wasn't stopping.

Gee it's a real head-scratcher, you dumbass.

My ass and my eye are both twitching

our electricians at work did the giant eagle picadeli rollout which is basically a really small DIY salad bar. Shaler's is up and running so that was lunch. The glass slides up and it's REALLY hard to push it back down. I thought I was going to break it. I can't see an older person doing that.

Harry and Marv's foster mom sent me this video and ughhhhhhhhhhh they were so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

When you're listening to the police scanner and someone calls in about the Lemonade Twins

One of my favorite pictures of my Sophia. She was my little angel under the tree.

I have one PTO day to burn this year and hate to take it in case I get sick or something. Like, I hope I don't but I'm not quasimodo I can't predict the future.

In my next life I'm going to be a cat.

Aka my 20s

Printers be like 'ah yes, this is how much paper I CAN hold, but if you put that much paper in I shall jam!'

First thought: You just KNOW this dude is on a list somewhere. Second thought: WHAT KIND OF PAYCHECKS?!

the funny thing about republicans being "for fiscal responsibility" i.e. in support of ending the SAVE act which was the first common sense policy that I can recall the government enacting when it comes to student loans is that most if not all of them wouldn't be SHIT without their husband or family

I know food delivery apps get a lot of shit but honestly I can usually find good instacart $20 - $50 off deals and Doordash has BOGO stuff often too.

So the 'are we dating the same guy' facebook group got shut down and now there's a second one and honestly i'm only on it because these girls are posting the same fucking losers every day

Is it gas station aerodynamics or why are they always so damn windy

Highly Contagious Norovirus Spreading Rapidly In PA: What To Know Nicknamed "winter vomiting disease," it has sparked warnings from health experts ahead of the holidays. Wow someone put a lot of thought into that nickname.

They've never eaten a day in their lives

Attempting bread sticks to go with dinner tonight. I hope they turn out ok

When I say I threw the cats outside this morning, I mean I damn near launched them into next week. They have the worst cabin fever. Go outside, kill some shit, and come back when you know how to act right.

Rosie has Christmas pajamas and she could not be cuter

Talk about some unrealistic body goals

Facebook told me that today is @pittsburghdan.bsky.social 's birthday. It's also Crazy Horse's birthday (the Sioux chief, not the strip club) as well as Jelly Roll's birthday (who is married to an ex-stripper or something). Things that make you go hmmmmm. Have fun working the poles later, Dan!

Harry was being so incredibly cuddly last night. I know it was just because he wanted a can of food, but whatever.

Rosie has the worst FOMO. She'll fall asleep and then jolt awake like DID I MISS ANYTHING

The star of our work Christmas tree

Did a bit of decorating at work. We'll see if I add to it. Maybe not

I know cats will be cats but why do we have to sit on an old pizza box when I have bought you beds, a house and a scratching post tower thing

has anyone checked to see if the *checks latest MAGA myth* MINNESOTA SOMALIS ... Are eating the dogs and cats?

WOW, MELANIA COULDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A NEW BENTLEY

swear it's like shooting fish in a barrel at this point.

A Lawrence county "representative" always shows up in my feed just posting the most disgusting shit. He called me a cat lady oh no guys whatever shall I doooooooo Ps he actually looks like a human pig in real life

If you have 2 cats, one of them will use the litterbox like a gentleman and the other one will lay poops so awful the government could use them as torture to even be in the same room as them

Harry loves to steal the dog food

Christmas is about as done as it's going to get around here

I finally put ornaments on the tree and now Harry is like I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEECKINGBAAALLLLLL

Kris Jenner saying she looks great because of Mac foundation is lol. It wasn't her facelift, it's the foundation. To be fair, her surgeon did a great job

Imagine actually buying this for someone

I did the tap the end of the egg before boiling them hack and omg... They peeled so easily. No pulling my hair out and ruining half of them in the process @kirstennotkristen.bsky.social

So I guess cats love empty egg cartons because why not