This lot make Sepp Blatter look like Mother Theresa. #FIFA

I've painted this on floor in preparation for tonight. #MEXvENG #MEXENG

I'm in the unfortunate position of having to watch the Rugby League coverage on Sky. How many years have we had of NZ & Pasifika players in the UK and the commentators STILL can't pronounce their names probably. At best it's lazy and incredibly disrespectful and at worst it's well... you know

Of course we now have witness another game of Egypt's fannying around at the slightest contact #AUSEGY #AUSvEGY #FIFAWorldCup

Bad call to swap keepers, Egypt had the video straight out showing Maty Ryan moving early. Also some of their experienced players need to have a look at themselves for not stepping up tbh. #AUSEGY #AUSvEGY #FIFAWorldCup

lots of close ups of England fans who are clearly thinking about their bank balances #ENGvDRC

when players celebrate scoring against New Zealand #NZLvBEL #FIFAWorldCup

Must be a comment on NZ's defending at that corner #NZLvBEL #FIFAWorldCup #NZLBEL

Why were Payne and Wood wrestling with each other? #NZLvBEL

little known fact, Charles de Ketelaere played Banksie in Grange Hill in the 80s #NZLvBEL

just Julian Dicks the bastard thing. #NORvFRA

Why are the world cup refs like this?

Thanks to Darren Cann for is thoughts there. #SCOBRA

Actively annoyed by seeing some AI people smugly agree with each other that the reason we hate their shitty technology is that we resent it "lowering the barriers to entry" for the arts, which apparently the world of software development has always done.

This is where never getting any decent competitive matches shows. I have a long held belief that Oceania needs binning. #NZLvEGY

of course I'm looking forward to the next 45 minutes being the longest 45 minutes if my life #NZLvEGY #WorldCup2026

If "knock it long to the big lad" works then I'm not totally against it #NZLvEGY

oooh Finn you absolute beauty you. #NZLvEGY

sorry Australia. I decided to support you in this and that's why that happened #USAvAUS

Darren Cann sounds like the actor Con O'Neill.

That through ball for the goal was almost as good as Brooke Nunn's pass to Pia Vlok

under normal circumstances I'd be pleased with that but if our aim is to get out of the group then that is a very disappointing result. That second equaliser was a soft goal to give away tbh. entertaining match though #IRNvNZL

This hydration break is brought to you by Theakston Old Peculier. mmm breakfast beer. #IRNvNZL

#IRNvNZL I repeat... GET THE FUCK IN! I "JUST" can't get enough

I'm happy that because this game is low profile/on too late it means we don't have to deal with 3 knob heads on a sofa talking bollocks at half time #IRNvNZL

#IRNvNZL GET THE FUCK IN

This is probably the only time that living in New Zealand is handy for watching a big football tournament at a reasonable hour yet circumstances find me currently in the UK and I'm up at half past bastard stupid watching the lowest ranked team in the World cup #IRNvNZL

I'm calling for the UK to also ban social media access for anyone in grey joggers.

Total(ly Tedious) football #NEDvJPN

I'm not the first and I'm stating the obvious but Hydration breaks are dogshit

It's good to see that while the Auckland players are still out celebrating their A-League triumph there are still grown men on the Internet crying about them.

That's the most solid Auckland have looked after going 1 nil up this season. Dan Hall is immense. #AKLvSYD

As much as I want the final to be in Auckland, I'm happy that goal was scored #NEWvSYD

The Newcastle Keeper should be allowed a free punch on Pat Wood. #NEWvSYD

I am of the belief that he is called Devenny-Shmeers #NEWvSYD

It has been a wonderful season to watch the Phoenix. It's a football cliche but... WE GO AGAIN #MCYvWEL #ALW

#MCYvWEL #ALW

The thing about this Melbourne City side is... They are very good #MCYvWEL #ALW

I don't think I can take THAT much excitement. #ALW #MCYvWEL

Pre match warm up is underway. #VivaLaBevolution #ALW

got to love this kid. #ADLvAKL

Just how funny would it be to get an NZ double in the A-league grand finals this year. #ALeague #ALeagueW

The Bevolution continues... #WELvBRI #ALW

Viva la Bevolution! #WELvBRI #ALW

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss get in!!!! #WELvBRI #ALW

Oh what a lovely ball Pia #WELvBRI #ALW

#BRIvWEL #ALW

That chip on a stick place has been growing their own potatoes on the Brisbane pitch this week #BRIvWEL #ALW