Just watching last night's game for the first time. What a game for Yates! He scores and then the other two goals come from rebound off his shots. #nffc

After 20 minutes i told my wife it would be a miracle in we beat Liverpool, and we battered them. #nffc

Having an old school dance evening. #IllTakeYourBrainToAnotherDimension

#3157 A helpful tutorial

They tell you to close the seat before flushing to minimise tiny particles of shit floating around in the air but you have to reopen it to check that everything has gone down so doesn't the process of re-opening and the re-closing fan those shit particles into your face?

The dog is looking at me like she's waiting to go out. I told her I've had a long day and just want to rest for a bit before taking her out but her vocabulary is quite limited and she has no sense of grammar so i doubt she understood.

I recently bought Vampire Survivors for the Meta Quest because im a sucker with more money than sense. It's just the normal 2D game played on a large virtual screen in a VR room. I still love the game though.

When i was younger i used to love D&D style console RPG games but as i have gotten older i have become less and less arsed talking to NPCs about whatever exposition they've got. Just point me at the monster and let me go kill it. That's why i love Doom.

If a sundae is ice cream with whipped cream and sweet sauce on top, what's a mondae? A turd sandwich on a cracked dish?

One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age: One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing And then you'll say. Wait a second. Fuck 'em

I can feel the flames on my skin Crimson red paint on my lips If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he had it coming Happy birthday Rep.

The bugler who played the last post at the start of the game did a fine job. Don't think I've ever heard it played so well. #nffc

Happy with the win. What a difference Hutchinson made when he came on. #nffc

I'm enjoying watching people do The Fate of Ophelia dance routine on You Tube. Some of them are really good.

Im reading #Metro2033 recently and have been really enjoying it. I quite like the games and they do capture the feel of the book somewhat, but the books are a so much more immersive experience.

I hear there's gonna be a beaver supermoon soon. I'm really hoping it means what i think it means.

My two truths and a lie. 1. I'm a really boring person and nothing extraordinary has ever happened to me. 2. I'm writing this from the toilet 3. I have walked on Mars clad only in a loincloth and a light green parka jacket.

I'll take the point. The performance was decent overall. Set pieces at both ends still terrible though. #nffc

I'm having an indie rock evening - The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Suede, XTC, The Bats, Echo and the Bunnymen, etc. stone cold classics the lot.

Bournemouth were very good though. If Postecoglou were still manager we'd have lost that eleventy-hundred - nil. #nffc

Well. We lost the same fixture 5-0 last season so by only losing 2-0 today its like we won 3-0. #nffc

Up on the roof with a schoolgirl crusshhh. I love that part. #TaylorSwift #KingOfMyHeart

I feel a lot happier today than yesterday. Partly because it's Friday of course but also the Europa League result last night. I know it's foolish to let the results of a sports fixture affect your mood but I'm a fool so ... #nffc

I am tired. I am weary. I could sleep for a thousand years.

Take a song with the word 'you' in the title and replace that word with 'Jews'. I'll start - Jews make me feel mighty real.

Ok. I didn't want to say much until i'd heard it a few times because first impressions aren't worth much, but now ive had a while to let it sink in I'm gonna say that I really like #TheLifeOfAShowgirl . The first 3 tracks are great - maybe her most consistent first three since Reputation.

If the bar were ten yards higher, Gibbs White would have 20 goals a season. #nffc

My feed on DAZN is terrible. So annoying. #SJSharks

Ok. I just had a chance to listen to it. First impressions are that Elizabeth Taylor, Actually Romantic, Wood, and The Life of a Showgirl really stand out to me. I'm looking forward to delving deeper into it.

I've been listening to #Unruly by #DavidMitchell . It's good. Funny. Sounds like English history read by The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (my favourite book as a child).

I wake up in the middle of the night, it's like i can feel time moving.

Check out the new #LadyWray album on Spotify. Its beautiful.

A fun match to watch. Disappointed not to get the 3 points but didn't think we played badly. Burnley's goalkeeper really kept them in it at the end. #nffc

We've conceded 18 in the last 5 games at arsenal, so losing 3-0 is actually slightly better than average😓 #nffc

I don't see why #NFFC can't play an attacking game. we certainly have the players for it.

I'm a look forward kind of guy so if our next manager is Postecoglou, he's got my full support. Other than last season (in which he won the Europa cup), he actually has a really good resume. #NFFC

Terrible. #nffc

Come on Forest. Lets go top of the league. #nffc

Not taking anything away from #NFFC , who have been excellent, but Brentford are terrible. They keep playing like this and they're in trouble the season.

It's gonna be a long season for West Ham fans.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Will #TS12 (orange) be a combination of Red and Fearless?

As a long time lover of the first two alien films, but someone who hated prometheus and covenant, i was unsure about whether to watch #AlienEarth. I'm happy to say though, that so far it is a very good watch.

Just heard the news. So excited! #TaylorSwift #LifeOfAShowgirl

Just did mission 5 of the #PurpleHaze boardgame. Everything was going fine; we arrived at the Vietnamese village just as night was falling and then everything went FUBAR. Ended up with one KIA, one breakdown and one hospitalisation.

T should release the eras your movie at cinemas again. Last time was the best experience I've ever had in a movie theatre.

Just saw #Superman . It was awesome

I love Bluesky. I really like going through all of my different feeds. Love all of my fellow Swifties. Much less rancor and hassle than the other place.

68 years ago today, the Chuck Jones and Michael Maltese masterpiece premiered in theaters. What's Opera Doc? (1957)