Hmmm. bsky.app/profile/unus...

When asked for a statement before going to jail Sheisty simply replied "Quiet Piglet!"

Right now would be a great time for Pam Bondi to release all the Epstein Files.

In this administration when you're a woman and you're bad at your job you get fired, but when you're a man and you're bad at your job you're just Howard Lutnick.

I think it's funny that the new US Attorney general is a former golden girl.

Matt Gaetz warming up in the bull pen.

Oh hell nawwww! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Can't wait for dead Astronauts because the shareholders demanded more return on their investment.

Oh was it our monthly "give the old man the mic because he's starved for attention"...night tonight?

Ew.

And the Markets fall for it again.

When asked by a deputy if he took any prescription medications, Woods said, "I take a few." www.cbc.ca/sports/golf/...

You think he had to return the boobs?

Lol. Let's give her some privacy while she deals with those giant jugs.

What kind of masturbatory BS is this?

The subtle troll with the crouch down. 👨‍🍳😘 www.instagram.com/reel/DWhBIjS...

Because he'll probably be dead?

Three Blue Jays rank top five on MLB's strikeouts leaderboard to start the season 👀

And yet she’s still covering up the most incriminating parts (most likely) of the Epstein files. We weren’t allowed to talk about it when the Dow was at 50,000. Is now a good time?

He's the best sharpie user. Nobody uses sharpies like him.

There are names we use for someone advocating for mandatory military service that never served themselves. Cowards and hypocrites.

Have we considered that Tiger just likes driving upside down?

Tiger Woods channeling early Britney Spears.

🎵Don't cry for me soy and pea farms!🎵

The password was just the home row keys from left to right. HJKL ASDFG

Shout-out to Hypercolor: The unsung fashion hero of the early 90's Also my favourite phys-ed shirt through most of high school

So it IS a war again now?

"Iranian negotiators are very different" Or...hear me out, maybe they aren't negotiating.

We all know this kid's origin story.

Same thing every year....

Did the White House just inadvertently Rick Roll the moon?

This is an interesting and mostly respectful string to read through that I'm kind of torn on. On one hand JK Rowling is a monster and people that are so directly involved in expanding her influence like Nick Frost have earned every bit of criticism and angst. He didn't NEED that role so fire away.

Web 3.0 is going great

Oh neat. This is a cool story. History can be so poetic sometimes.

I'd like to report a murder.

Is Sean Duffy a plane destroyer or just a plain destroyer.

At some point, do the markets become less gullible?

The "American Dream" is a $3 meal with "one other thing" but not a 4 day work week. Gotcha.

It's poetic that everyone's last messages to Chuck Norris double as a how-to for using a grenade. RIP Chuck.

Chuck Norris doesn't dead at 86 you dead Chuck Norris at 68.... Look, I don't know guys but I'm trying.

I’ve made a terrible mistake.

The girl I posted about before.

What the f is a Super El-Nino?!

Well they did it. They attacked the Qatar LNG plants. What now?

Just because it is within their borders and done BY @homelandgov.bsky.social doesn't mean it's not terrorism. Needlessly cruel government sponsored terrorism. #boycottUSA www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

"I am putting my foot down about this particular area, well...this particular issue, in this area.... (Sigh) On this side of this fence from that building there to that building over there, NO BOMBS and I mean it this time!"

Ok "sugar on snow" is misleading. It's syrup that you roll up with a Popsicle stick. Also...Lutefisk! That's what's up!🤮