You can fire me from TP, but you can't fire me from being your son DAD! [covers face and runs off stage crying] www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

I was sure MiniDisc would win out because when you run out of room you could just buy more discs.

Don't call her Bari Weis because you KNOW she got that SS in her.

Just told my kids they were going to be on the Naughty and Weiss list and that if they didn't behave their presents would be delayed for additional reporting.

Why pulling the Cecot story might have SAVED 60 minutes. --Bari Weiss, forward by Erika Kirk.

He's such a bitch.

One Battle After Another was amazing. Favourite movie this year.

Hey. @conor64.bsky.social if this is actually you....print out your own story roll it up, light it on fire and shove it up your ass.

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

BREAKING: Government officials and "politically exposed individuals” were intentionally redacted in the Epstein files, per FOX

Just casual international war crimes.

I'm all for naming stuff after him (Even in Canada) as long as it always includes "Is Dead" after it.

War(on Christmas)fighters.

Making?! www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...

Set these guys up with a DD for the holidays.

Gargamel?!

Have always loved how real this guy is.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

remember, the holiday season primer is context dependent! if you have cool lib parents you can treat yellow and maybe even orange as blue. if you've got psycho evangelical parents seek supplemental material that covers Tulsa King and Yellowstone

This one.

“GO COOL OFF, SANTA. Sorry about that. You want some coffee? Yeah? Here you go. Look, if it was up to me I’d tell everyone you were a child of God, created in His image, but my partner is nuts”

@skywatch.blue Why?

"My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, mom's spaghetti...makes me sick because I'm allergic to gluten"

Ken Jennings for the win.

Keep charging for hate speech. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

They're molesting the goalposts!

Winner gets a free tour of Stephen Miller's basement....I mean ranch.

Oh Bill Gates is in the new files?

Dude! You're getting paid to use drugs now!

No need to say what “it” is.

2/10 would not recommend.

This audience member might have just broken Jon #AfterTheCut

This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!

How many Mandarin oranges is too many Mandarin oranges? Asking for a friend. #canadasky

Still one of my fav Christmas stories. pagesix.com/2020/12/09/p...

Never seen this much prep for a Blizzard before. School cancellations, warnings etc. #canadasky #skpoli

When I chose the moniker BeefSupreme I thought it was crude and dumb. It is. I wouldn't have imagined commenting on so many posts that are so ironic to the whole Idiocracy timeline. Like, if there is any mention of a Dildozer in the Epstein files I may just need to throw out my phone.

You learn what your baby's "I'm mid poop" face looks like pretty quick and it almost always looks like this.

Bingo

@jaketapper.bsky.social for the love of God, please tap in at any point.

“I mean we knew he raped kids but c’mon, this is serious!” — Fox News

Blizzard coming. Guess I'm stopping at the cannabis store on the way home.

They should force Larry Ellison to rent his grave in perpetuity at exorbitant amounts.

The shot from 200 feet up would be too much of a privacy risk? Was one of the victims holding up a huge sign full of social insurance numbers? WTF.

When you've lost James Woods.....

What are these pardons? Never heard of them.