The Dow, the Dow right now Is under 50 thou

@bryancurtis.bsky.social @thepressbox.bsky.social I'm a complete sicko for reading the New Yorker's Bari Weiss piece *during* the national championship game... came across this OIJ I legitimately had to look up.

@thepressbox.bsky.social Can I pre-nominate "Happy Whiskey Friday" for OTJW?

Does this count as an OIJ @bryancurtis.bsky.social?

I can't wait to see how the New York Post substitutes "Schlitt" for "Shit" in a headline tomorrow @thepressbox.bsky.social @bryancurtis.bsky.social

Yeah I suppose if you’re coming here to avoid Twitter then that’s what it is

NewsNation's viewer must have been so confused

This is how MLB used to break ties in the All-Star Game

It truly is wild that the Jim Downey bit became the prophetic text of our times

Me awkwardly trying to insert myself into a group conversation

Trump: "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?"

Hey New Yorkers! Are you tired of being able to walk anywhere?Buy a truck and come to Dallas! Instead of voting for a young mayor with fresh ideas, enjoy our Divorced Dad Energy king who doesn’t show up for work, lies all the time, and only cares about sports. Yeehaw! 🤠

Gonna gather as many people as I can to yell "Fire Nico." Guessing this won't be difficult.

While we're at it, bring back This Week in Baseball

this alleged screen name has no hits at all on google nor does the quotation. it's completely made up.

I saw an ad for Chris Cuomo’s show during the Rangers game, and got suspicious. Sure enough, there is no “@Bnhjhiy” on X, Bluesky, Facebook, or Instagram. Where in the world is NewsNation getting its “reviews”?