I can at him properly @tv-time.bsky.social

Tis an important Postage that needst to get outte to “Mister Ant Tenna” !

There ist a Gang war in TV Worlde. The 1st gange toe gettest to A Hundredst killst, gets to taketh over that part of the Citye.

Thou NEED to beeth careful, Ant. Thou couldst be at highe riske duest to thine, erm, High-ishe status. PRITHEE be safe, everyone in or aroundst TVe World, & prithee REPOSTE this to get it to the “movie stars” in TV Worlde.

I just worrye about thine safety, somewhat…ishe. @tv-time, doeth stay safe!

CHUNKYE DUNK HYDRATINGE LIPPIE Be-est Lipbye Chonke with tis smackinge formulae. Slappe & crumblye at firste, butte bumblerest the more thou applyeth. Crunchinge beefth, the portable touxbe oft corne propelst and repelst for ease oft use and naught a producte ist wasted! A plop dumpe tour de force!

... Awooga!!

Awooga!

AWOOOOOOOOGA!!!

Awooga…?

Awooga!!

I always look so good!

Of course darling. You always look beautiful. [walks away very quickly] [the picture looks like this]

* Mettaton is lounging on the chaise longue * Eating grapes

Is my.... TV .... glowing? Not only glowing but speaking to me.... ? Oh my

Ka-sigh. It's been so so so so dreadfully long since I've used one of these "social media" accounts since .... All That. But I just can't keep away! I miss my fans! I miss our laughs, our performances, our loving fanmail addressed to me....... oh... Oh!.....

Oh what EVER shall I do.

* Where oh where is my MTTBrand?