Blue sky is looking for a penis engineer

[Loud rhythmic scraping sound]

I've put small bombs in the food.

Frisk is a lot like Jesus Christ if you really think about it.

[Blows everything up with his bombs]

I'm looking for a man with amazing worms who can suck the bark off a dog

There ist a Gang war in TV Worlde. The 1st gange toe gettest to A Hundredst killst, gets to taketh over that part of the Citye.

He cares a lot about ants.

I just worrye about thine safety, somewhat…ishe. @tv-time, doeth stay safe!

Thou NEED to beeth careful, Ant. Thou couldst be at highe riske duest to thine, erm, High-ishe status. PRITHEE be safe, everyone in or aroundst TVe World, & prithee REPOSTE this to get it to the “movie stars” in TV Worlde.

CHUNKYE DUNK HYDRATINGE LIPPIE Be-est Lipbye Chonke with tis smackinge formulae. Slappe & crumblye at firste, butte bumblerest the more thou applyeth. Crunchinge beefth, the portable touxbe oft corne propelst and repelst for ease oft use and naught a producte ist wasted! A plop dumpe tour de force!

Feeling, smelling, tasting, seeing, hearing, normally.

me if you even fucking care. RT if you love me

My #meal

My name is actually................ Count Skankula. I was just using the name Mettaton to commit mail fraud.

Uouh.

awhooe

Ah! Ahh!! AWOOOOEEEETH

Awooga…?

Ohh I did miss howling with my boys

Awooga!!

AWOOOOOOOOGA!!!

Awooga!

... Awooga!!