Thanks for including me!!

Wrote about the exaggerated claims of white genocide in South Africa https://spinningoutnews.substack.com/p/white-genocide-in-south-africa

My mom texted me and then called me twice and said “please call me back” I call her back thinking the worst but she just wanted to ask me if I had TikTok

Hippocratic oath be like “do no harm” but they straight up are demolishing those marbles

My barber never uses me as his before and after model, and that hurts me deeply

Going to the grocery store right before the Super Bowl

Not really sure if I want the Eagles or the Chiefs to win, I just want everyone to have fun

Really confused watching Conclave because I thought it was a movie where priests discuss the curvature of skateboard decks

So fucked that we need food to survive and food costs money

Headline: “RFK Grilled By the Senate” Yeah he looks like it

I think if it came out that Elon Musk has been purely an AI bot this whole time I’d say “yeah that tracks”

My own wife fast-forwards thru my tiktoks

We used to have commercials for eggs, not even like a brand of eggs just an ad telling you to eat eggs

“It’s called Nvidia, T. Food company or somethin. They make dem yogurts with the broad from those horror movies and Chiner’s makin tiny potato chips cheaper so their stock’s crashin.”

Guy who doesn’t keep up with the news responding to the Nvidia news: “The Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt?”

Playing video games. Any tips?

Wrote about Clint Eastwood’s newest film ‘Juror #2’ and the decay of the studio system for Queen City Nerve. https://qcnerve.com/juror-2-clint-eastwood

I picked quite the week to read Blood Meridian for the first time

A cat would be freaking tf out rn

Is there an age where they can’t use the whole “former Disney child” angle? Asking for Kurt Russell

Gonna become the “shit my dad says” of Bluesky

Been over a year. Still got the pit

The Bear but it’s me making bombs from the Anarchist Cookbook & saying “yes chef” to a picture of Ted Kaczynski

This is the funniest question I’ve ever seen earnestly asked

Fish out of water tale sounds harmless unless you’re a fish. Then it’s deadly

I’m a threads guy now

If your firework isn’t in the shape of Stewie Griffin’s head I don’t wanna see it

My wife once added me as an emergency contact for something over the phone and said “Steven with a v” instead of ph and the guy listed me on the account as “Vteven”

Because we can’t post videos here I can’t post the video of a guy punching raw meat. Sad

I’ll give him a tip

Not sure what to post so here’s a pic of my new firepit

Heard any good jokes lately?