. . . I don't actually remember any christmas songs Uh Merry birthday to you? FUCK.

// i could make a proper pinned but why would i do that when that post is so fucking funny

Um, well... The antlers themselves don't bleed, but the area left behind can. Why, what happened?

Yes! Every year, actually. We shed them and they grow back a little longer than the last year! Fahaha, we actually have a bin specifically for our shed antlers...

I remember when Noelle used to say we were oomfies...

Fahaha...! I remember when Kris called me kitten... Right after scaring me with my own reflection! It's been such a long time... XP

FAHAHA! I remember that! All the sparks were so scary! XP

Fahaha! I remember when Kris dipped me in tar! Why don't you do that anymore? Where has the time gone?