Me figuring out how to fit my ass into a new pair of unforgiving jeans shorts.

I once again would like to remind Democratic politicians to never say, “human capital,” or refer to people as “infrastructure.”

Welp, this storm is making my muscles pretzel up. #PsoriaticArthritis is fun

I refer to this as, “the mirror bubble.” Social media does it by creating an algorithm that feeds you only content you interact with. AI appears to do it by empathetically validating everything you tell it regardless of how narcissistic and antisocial it is.

I wanted to run on the beach today but it’s 50F with 14mph winds. Sun is not out. Buns will not be out.

I’m sorry, but it looks like no one has even tried saying, “to do this work, wearing a half face respirator is mandatory.” It literally filters everything going in your lungs. Including cartridges, they run about $70. I’ve worn one several times in my career.

i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did

Leo 14 wants AI to be used to benefit humanity. Tech Bros says “no.”

The total number of immigrants (legal & nonlegal) in the US is about 53 million. This means he wants to exile 47 million Americans with them.

Bottom line: GenX DGAF because nobody GAF about GenX. indiandefencereview.com/psychology-1...

If you know any kids who are STEM inclined and worried about job prospects or AI, tell them, “ #CivilEngineering “. 1. There is a national & international shortage. 2. AI ain’t coming for field/construction/facility engineers. It can’t.

Imagine thinking Code Pink is a threat to anything.

Explaining on LinkedIn that the reason AI will never replace Civil Engineers is because no one will trust a $30,000,000 project to a program whose creators are not professionally licensed and who shrug when their program makes an error.

It’s almost like Trump is extremely unpopular. apple.news/AF62jmvSVSzO...

Only in the Democratic Party would “voting for the person you like” be considered a losing strategy.

I’m surprised carpet bombing in space (opening scene The Last Jedi) in didn’t make this list. Same movie, Poe not getting shoved out of an airlock for: 1. Ignoring orders, 2. leading a mutiny, & 3. Ignoring orders again. apple.news/Ab64vM2pXSoa...

This might be my greatest “come through in a pinch” moment as a husband. My wife was having an anxiety attack over not being able to do homework and feeling like she was ruining everyone else’s evening.

Any athlete that participates in this event should automatically receive an asterisk next to their name in any record book or trophy they won.

I will vote for any democrat who, like an angry pharaoh, vows to strike his name from everything.

Bro, we understand your multifunction calculator. It sucks.

Me: I better get up or I’ll oversleep. Also Me: Waking up hours before everyone else. Also, Also Me: Maybe I shouldn’t let my morning farts rip while I’m waiting.

Keep in mind this “deal” is not a deal. It’s an MOU and about as binding as toilet paper. Trump says a deal with Iran and opening of Strait of Hormuz are 'largely negotiated' www.wbir.com/article/news...

After searching two big box grocery/everything stores on the coast, I finally found my wife a charger that will half-ass charge her gaming computer. She needs it to do game animation design homework while on vacation.

My wife & sister-in-law are going to be in the same room for the first time since my my mother’s funeral. This isn’t going to be fun.

Maybe because psychotic diplomacy doesn’t work:

All the fan theories of what “Don’t turn around, Der Kommissar’s in town” might mean. He’s literally saying, “Don’t look, there’s a cop.”

For those of you who don’t know, Shaw Island is just about as remote as it gets and still be on a ferry served island. The only reason its ferry served is because it is directly across from the Orcas dock. www.king5.com/article/news...

That people, for unknown reasons, believe are reliable sources of information. Imagine getting all your beliefs from a show called, “The Morning Zoo!”

Rapper Rob Base has died after a battle with cancer. He was 59. His team shared the news of his death on his Instagram page. Base was one half of the Harlem hip-hop duo Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock. n.pr/3PTpp1k

🎶It’s the penultimate countdown.🎶

Finally a map! — Dudes who can’t find *front-and-center*

I wrote a 6 page technical engineering planning document in 6 hours today. Probably my single most efficient day of writing in a long time.

Hiding it alone should be enough for these lawyers to be disbarred. Based on legal misconduct in 2020, disbarment might occur as early as 2031.

I think Trump just failed that cognitive test.

I did not have rerouting a 5.5-ft diameter stormwater pipe on my To Do list this morning. But it will be on my list for the next 4 years.

Who are ‘they’ as can I join them?

Considering there is no plan to bring people back from Mars, I give this plan 👍🏼👍🏼. Encore.

Mmmm.. bachelor chow.

Europe isn’t the only place confused.

Swing voters are idiots.

I can’t wait to see it covered in pollution and pigeon shit.

I really fucking hope she is being detained against her will. If we did this in 2020, the spread of COVID would have been significantly slower.

Two points: 1. Republicans are really brave behind closed doors and complete cowards when they have to go on the record. 2. Republicans aren’t trying to stop Trump’s corruption. They are trying to mitigate it.

There is no shortage of blame to go around: 1. Biden deciding to run again. 2. The WH sheltering Biden’s frailty. 3. Harris & her people toning down her liberalism and playing it too safe. 4. Too many base voters deciding to protest vote. apple.news/AyyxcUqjwQ2K...

Trump is complaining that 25% of the population will obtain citizenship through birth. Fact check: almost every American becomes a citizen because of birth.

How much for the Google AI No plan? The one that resets Google to circa 2000?

ME: I could use some time after work to run out my aggression. Would that be okay with you? WIFE: 👀

Moderate Democrats: We need to stop using politically correct language like, ‘pregnant people’ and talk about real issues. Also Moderate Democrats: Let’s pass the Get Children Beat at Home by Their Queerphobic Father Act.

[I LOG INTO MEETING LATE] MEETING HOST: We’ve tabled your work for the next two weeks, but you can hang out if you want. ME: Nope, this is my only chance for a lunch break today. Thanks!

Congratulations to the seagulls.