Liquid Jade
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SatansLollipop from the hellscape
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Vengeance is mine! But first snacks!
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5 months ago
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90 minute power nap and im finally feeling normal today
about 12 hours ago
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Utah Democratic Party
about 14 hours ago
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In rough numbers, I may end up short $1k on this yearâs taxes but Iâm sorted for next year.
about 14 hours ago
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I love how my indoor cat runs from window to window to scare outdoor cats.
about 16 hours ago
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I never realized
#TheScarletWitch
was officially retconned into a nonmutant in the 2010s. No wonder the MCU portrayals of her never made sense to me.
about 17 hours ago
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I was worried that 6 months of Pepcid was going to cause my chronic heartburn to reawaken and it did. Only had to be off it for 4 days. Of course, my diet has been crap for a couple months.
about 18 hours ago
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I was pitched a job in October and I wasnât interested in it 99% because of the commute. I just got out of that commute. Shit happened at my current job and Iâve been doing that commute 2 - 3 days a week anyway. Iâm looking back at that old job description like,
about 19 hours ago
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Translation: NPR wants to speak to idiots. Now, I ainât saying every partisan voter is an ĂŒbermensch . But every swing voter is absolutely dumber than a sack of rocks.
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about 20 hours ago
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Need to buy more camomile flower for propriety camomile-hibiscus tea blend.
about 21 hours ago
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Remember that time Elmer Fudd married Bugs Bunny? No the other time Elmer Fudd married Bugs Bunny. Answers: - Rabbit of Seville (1950). - Whatâs Opera Doc? (1957). Bonus points if you remember Fudd was in drag in the former and Bugs was in drag in the latter.
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about 23 hours ago
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Power Company: We just installed a new transmission line and substation to make your electricity more reliable in a storm. [Literally the first storm after] [Wakes up at 2am because CPAP isnât working] Me: Is the fucking power out?
1 day ago
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Trump & his minions are so afraid of white people losing their status they are rolling back the 2030 census ethnic categories for North African, Middle Eastern, and Hispanic or Latino.
www.npr.org/2025/12/05/n...
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Trump official signals potential rollback of changes to census racial categories
Trump officials are reviewing changes to racial and ethnic categories that the Biden administration approved for the 2030 census and other federal government forms, a White House agency official says.
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/05/nx-s1-5634897/trump-census-race-categories-ethnicity-middle-east-north-africa
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âDefacedâ is the word youâre looking for.
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1 day ago
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Me [after day drinking for 3 hours]: it ainât day drinking if the sun set.
1 day ago
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Iâm having a *leaving work at 1pm on a Friday to buy a $60 bottle of single malt Scotch & a lottery ticket on my way home sort of week*.
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Norm Eisen
1 day ago
BREAKING: cert. was just granted in our
@democracydefendersfund.org
case to defend birthright citizenship We and our wonderful coalition incl. ACLU, LULAC & more have won at every level & we have a strong case at SCOTUS as well We are fighting for the babies, their parents--& the Constitution!
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Every time Birth Right Citizenship has been legally argued against in court, it has been for explicitly racist reasons.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
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Supreme Court to decide if Trump can limit the constitutional right to citizenship at birth
The Trump administration is seeking to roll back the historical understanding that birthright citizenship extends to almost anyone born in the United States.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna244701
1 day ago
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#cardiacrehab
: I got my 30 second interval speed up to 4.8mph. Fastest post-op speed to date.
2 days ago
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So the thing that sucks about a double oven: the broiler element cost $150 each.
2 days ago
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Everyone I know wants a station wagon.
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3 days ago
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Job losses under President Trump are the worst they have been since the last time Trump was President.
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3 days ago
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Interviewer: How many years have you worked in disinformation? Me: As you can see from my LinkedIn profile, I have 5 years spreading disinformation. Interviewer: I see only 2 years experience. Me: Or do you?
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3 days ago
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Sexism for thee but not for me. â Republican Congresswomen, literally
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3 days ago
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[I fry a bratwurst & two eggs for breakfast] [wife wakes up to house smelling like fried bratwurst] Wife: How did your mother raise someone so evil? Me:
3 days ago
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I would feel more sorry for Republican House Congresswomen facing sexism from their leadership except institutionalizing sexism is a Top 2 goal of the Republican Party they live and fight for every day.
3 days ago
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Itâs a sad day when NPR hits Trump harder than the House Democratic leadership.
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3 days ago
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Why canât people suffer in silence like the good old days? â Labor Health Secretary Wes Streeting, apparently
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3 days ago
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Culture Crave đż
4 days ago
An anonymous Japanese game studio is making applicants draw in front of them during interviews to prove they don't use generative AI đź âOnly human creators can produce compelling characters and graphics from scratchâ
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Like the ChatGPT installed in a childrenâs teddy bear toy that would discuss sex roll play.
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4 days ago
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Max Berger
4 days ago
Just today, Jeffries has praised Trump on his signature issue, and excused a pardon Trump handed to a corrupt Democrat. He couldnât be less up to the moment if he tried.
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In Utah Manslaughter 2 is 1 to 15 years. If it is pled down to negligent homicide, itâs 0 - 1 year.
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4 days ago
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I donât think Democrats are well served by having the House & Senate minority leaders both from New York. I think they would be better served of neither of them are from New York.
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4 days ago
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In the grand scheme of things, Iâd rather have PsA in my 50s than polio as a child.
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4 days ago
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I am down to 4 supplements & 4 medications in the morning plus 3 medications at night for most days. And Iâm finally off two of the three meds that contribute to my anemia. We shall see how the next week goes.
4 days ago
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Nobody accuse Trump of being woke.
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4 days ago
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Dude who bitches about literally everything has thoughts about people bitching.
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4 days ago
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Today is my last dose of two medications.
5 days ago
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Rows of eyes disguised as windows looking down on the poor and the needy. â Melle Mel, âNew York, New Yorkâ
5 days ago
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Tag yourself. Iâm the gourmet kitchen with no appliances.
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5 days ago
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Somebody else looking for a Trump pardon.
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5 days ago
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Note: âOy to the World!â Is a Hanukkah-Christmas mashup. It appears to have nothing to do with the Vandals. - No Haji with a sword like the guy from Indiana Jones. - No Trevor and the Skins. - Certainly no reconciliation at the pub and buying each other bourbon.
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6 days ago
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Them: âno one will ever be held accountable for thisâ doomerism is an excuse not to try. Me: Who in Trumpâs 1st Administration went to jail for committing crimes? Me: Who in Bush43âs Administration went to jail for authorizing torture? Who went to jail over the Katrina response?
6 days ago
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
6 days ago
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Does it involve not using the
#slopmachine
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6 days ago
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This has been true for over a decade: ***Never ever assume anything you do on your work phone or computer is private.***
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7 days ago
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Step 1: purchase âwellness maskâ in secret. Step 2: surprise wife while wearing âwellness maskâ Step 3: be murdered
7 days ago
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Tried watching
#Tenet
. I wasnât getting it. I read the Wikipedia plot summary. I still donât get it. All I understand is someone was like:
7 days ago
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I will accept more salary instead.
7 days ago
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I donât suppose someone wants to explain how Victor Frankenstein got from England to the Crimean War frontline and back in under a week in the 1850s. That would have been at least a week travel one way.
7 days ago
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To be honest, the hard part about building a nuclear bomb isnât building the bomb. Itâs acquiring enriched uranium.
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7 days ago
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