Have to burn through that budget somehow.

In a surprise to no one, the #utleg picks the most partisan of the four maps their hack expert’s secret sauce computer analysis proposed. #utpol www.fox13now.com/news/politic...

What sucks about the heat being out in my living room is the it takes out half the heat in my house. The kitchen, washroom, & hall have no heat. What is nice is I get to work next to the fireplace today

Why can’t we just make it easier for builders to build homes? www.npr.org/2025/10/05/n...

I wonder how much reproductive planning and modern medicine’s reduction in maternal mortality rates impacts this comparison. www.npr.org/2025/10/06/n...

This is why I love the paradox presented in Apocalypse Now because it presents both myths of the Vietnam War side-by-side: 🔘The US lost because they were pointlessly brutal 🔘The US could have won if they had only been more pointlessly brutal.

My brother just told me that canceled Prom, high school sports, & youth sports, for overseas Department of Defense schools because of the shutdown No MWR.

Salmon patties are tasty but have issues.

I hate when principled Republicans have principles. — Donald Trump, literally

Finally getting around to reorganizing my living room ‘office’ I set up during COVID [checks calendar] almost 6 years ago to make it more streamlined, efficient, & less obtrusive.

As with all ‘wellness remedies,’ it won’t hurt you but any benefits that might exist are marginal at best.

We must fill our house up with junk so 20 years later we must empty our house of junk.

If only Pritzker could mobilize the National Guard under Title 32 and use them to protect people from ICE.

I’ve been saying “Chuck Schumer is bad at his job,” for at least a decade. I’m glad other people are noticing. It’s time to get rid of all Democrats who think this is still the 1990s.

The result of yesterday’s bagel & lox making:

My wife just put on #Christine, which is one of the more fun movies based on a Steven King novel.

Fun fact: Pritzker could mobilize his state’s national guard under Title 32 & prevent Trump from federalizing them and taking orders from him.

It doesn’t happen often enough, but sometimes male superheroes are dress like female superheroes. Long live the furry bikini! #conan

Would you like your pizza crust raw or burnt?

I kind of forgot how much a nuisance making bagels is. There is an art to rolling them and I haven’t discovered it yet.

Apple had better hope their unlawful monopoly case is settled before a Democrat is back in the White House. Otherwise, this app pull is likely to be used in evidence against them.

Maybe I should call ICE in on my white Karen neighbors who asked us to stop burning incense in our own home the week we moved in.

Trying out breakfast in the closest thing the small town near my island has to a dive diner.

If any of these are “flying off the racks” I want to return to the mothership.

ICE: saving America from the threat of sleeping children.

Well fuck. I can order a replacement deck for my 3 year old treadmill for $500 including shipping or get a new & better treadmill for $2500. With 3 year old motors and controls, I don’t know it’s worth trying to salvage my old one.

Want to watch a fun Alec Guinness involving murder? Check out Murder by Death! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #MuteWitness 🪦 Tombs 🪦 / @tombs237.bsky.social

Oh that shit scene was kinda fucking sick with the hallways warping in length. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #MuteWitness

I got dinner ready for #JoeBobNight #TheLastDriveIn. I’ll probably spend most of my time watching while cooking. I’m prepping bagel dough for an overnight rise and making lox.

If they want us all to speak English all the time I'm gonna have to insist they learn to speak it first.

I’ve been stuck in this traffic since 2017. apple.news/ARSXmbVa9Rrq...

I hate to say it, but I think this year I might just buy a couple bags of candy, turn out the lights, & eat them in the dark this #halloween. #samhain

[me moving a 250lb wall unit] Wife: Are you doing something you shouldn’t be doing by yourself. Me: I’m….. okay. [piece of curtain rod breaks] Me: I can fix that with E-9000.

You know what tends to not explode: wind and solar farms.

If there is anyone who can run begging to China, it’s President Trump.

The song is literally called, “Don’t fear the Reaper.”

A lot of King’s books deal with the psychological trauma of abuse & addiction. I can’t imagine why a bunch of bullys would want to ban his books.

Definitely sounds like Trump should get the Nobel Peace Prize.

I’ve been off diuretics for a month and my basic metabolic panel is all normal.

Let’s be clear, the government is not spending money during a government shutdown. That is what a “government shutdown” means.

19lbs of meat to 1 tablespoon of oregano and 3/4ths teaspoon of garlic split into 100 servings? No wonder it tasted like crap.

Vibe investing.

If you want the rest of the story on the idiot & self-identified nazi who interrupted the UW psych class: www.king5.com/mobile/artic...

I only have two more words this morning: Chaka Khan.

Who is Sarah Mullally, the first ever female Archbishop of Canterbury?

Right now, in Heaven:

I thought this job was more complicated than I wanted to deal with myself. It turns out it’s about 5x more complicated than I thought it was. The breaker wasn’t bad. The relay that controls two circuits with one thermostat (don’t ask me why they did that) is dying.