90 minute power nap and im finally feeling normal today

In rough numbers, I may end up short $1k on this year’s taxes but I’m sorted for next year.

I love how my indoor cat runs from window to window to scare outdoor cats.

I never realized #TheScarletWitch was officially retconned into a nonmutant in the 2010s. No wonder the MCU portrayals of her never made sense to me.

I was worried that 6 months of Pepcid was going to cause my chronic heartburn to reawaken and it did. Only had to be off it for 4 days. Of course, my diet has been crap for a couple months.

I was pitched a job in October and I wasn’t interested in it 99% because of the commute. I just got out of that commute. Shit happened at my current job and I’ve been doing that commute 2 - 3 days a week anyway. I’m looking back at that old job description like,

Translation: NPR wants to speak to idiots. Now, I ain’t saying every partisan voter is an übermensch . But every swing voter is absolutely dumber than a sack of rocks.

Need to buy more camomile flower for propriety camomile-hibiscus tea blend.

Remember that time Elmer Fudd married Bugs Bunny? No the other time Elmer Fudd married Bugs Bunny. Answers: - Rabbit of Seville (1950). - What’s Opera Doc? (1957). Bonus points if you remember Fudd was in drag in the former and Bugs was in drag in the latter.

Power Company: We just installed a new transmission line and substation to make your electricity more reliable in a storm. [Literally the first storm after] [Wakes up at 2am because CPAP isn’t working] Me: Is the fucking power out?

Trump & his minions are so afraid of white people losing their status they are rolling back the 2030 census ethnic categories for North African, Middle Eastern, and Hispanic or Latino. www.npr.org/2025/12/05/n...

“Defaced” is the word you’re looking for.

Me [after day drinking for 3 hours]: it ain’t day drinking if the sun set.

I’m having a *leaving work at 1pm on a Friday to buy a $60 bottle of single malt Scotch & a lottery ticket on my way home sort of week*.

BREAKING: cert. was just granted in our @democracydefendersfund.org case to defend birthright citizenship We and our wonderful coalition incl. ACLU, LULAC & more have won at every level & we have a strong case at SCOTUS as well We are fighting for the babies, their parents--& the Constitution!

Every time Birth Right Citizenship has been legally argued against in court, it has been for explicitly racist reasons. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

#cardiacrehab: I got my 30 second interval speed up to 4.8mph. Fastest post-op speed to date.

So the thing that sucks about a double oven: the broiler element cost $150 each.

Everyone I know wants a station wagon.

Job losses under President Trump are the worst they have been since the last time Trump was President.

Interviewer: How many years have you worked in disinformation? Me: As you can see from my LinkedIn profile, I have 5 years spreading disinformation. Interviewer: I see only 2 years experience. Me: Or do you?

Sexism for thee but not for me. — Republican Congresswomen, literally

[I fry a bratwurst & two eggs for breakfast] [wife wakes up to house smelling like fried bratwurst] Wife: How did your mother raise someone so evil? Me:

I would feel more sorry for Republican House Congresswomen facing sexism from their leadership except institutionalizing sexism is a Top 2 goal of the Republican Party they live and fight for every day.

It’s a sad day when NPR hits Trump harder than the House Democratic leadership.

Why can’t people suffer in silence like the good old days? — Labor Health Secretary Wes Streeting, apparently

An anonymous Japanese game studio is making applicants draw in front of them during interviews to prove they don't use generative AI 🎮 “Only human creators can produce compelling characters and graphics from scratch”

Like the ChatGPT installed in a children’s teddy bear toy that would discuss sex roll play.

Just today, Jeffries has praised Trump on his signature issue, and excused a pardon Trump handed to a corrupt Democrat. He couldn’t be less up to the moment if he tried.

In Utah Manslaughter 2 is 1 to 15 years. If it is pled down to negligent homicide, it’s 0 - 1 year.

I don’t think Democrats are well served by having the House & Senate minority leaders both from New York. I think they would be better served of neither of them are from New York.

In the grand scheme of things, I’d rather have PsA in my 50s than polio as a child.

I am down to 4 supplements & 4 medications in the morning plus 3 medications at night for most days. And I’m finally off two of the three meds that contribute to my anemia. We shall see how the next week goes.

Nobody accuse Trump of being woke.

Dude who bitches about literally everything has thoughts about people bitching.

Today is my last dose of two medications.

Rows of eyes disguised as windows looking down on the poor and the needy. — Melle Mel, ‘New York, New York’

Tag yourself. I’m the gourmet kitchen with no appliances.

Somebody else looking for a Trump pardon.

Note: ‘Oy to the World!’ Is a Hanukkah-Christmas mashup. It appears to have nothing to do with the Vandals. - No Haji with a sword like the guy from Indiana Jones. - No Trevor and the Skins. - Certainly no reconciliation at the pub and buying each other bourbon.

Them: ‘no one will ever be held accountable for this’ doomerism is an excuse not to try. Me: Who in Trump’s 1st Administration went to jail for committing crimes? Me: Who in Bush43’s Administration went to jail for authorizing torture? Who went to jail over the Katrina response?

Does it involve not using the #slopmachine?

This has been true for over a decade: ***Never ever assume anything you do on your work phone or computer is private.***

Step 1: purchase “wellness mask” in secret. Step 2: surprise wife while wearing “wellness mask” Step 3: be murdered

Tried watching #Tenet. I wasn’t getting it. I read the Wikipedia plot summary. I still don’t get it. All I understand is someone was like:

I will accept more salary instead.

I don’t suppose someone wants to explain how Victor Frankenstein got from England to the Crimean War frontline and back in under a week in the 1850s. That would have been at least a week travel one way.

To be honest, the hard part about building a nuclear bomb isn’t building the bomb. It’s acquiring enriched uranium.