i do not like candace owens at all. but her privately meeting that demon is worrying bc she’s the only person who is willing to speak the truth and fight against the narrative… she is the only right wing person that is willing to find the truth…. again. i don’t like her. at all

funny how some of the countries that recognised Palestine as a state, have suddenly had terror attacks again the jewish population of these countries (which i don’t support and don’t condone) free palestine always

it’s heavy raining and i’m so sexy and beautiful sitting in this rain ☔️🌧️

The annual Geminids Shower is above us. the beautiful sexy meteor shower is around this weekend!! i’ve seen 20 shooting stars and i’ve wished on every single one! i love living on this beautiful earth, my dream is to go to space, but not with that spacex loser

sorry hate me, unfollow me idc, but taylor swift’s shift to showcasing herself as her “brand” & not for her quality of music is insane.. this is why i quit being a fan after Red, bc anything after tht wasn’t genuine that’s why she’s like “i don’t want to step aside” like she’s become so unlikeable

once bitten and twice shy, i keep my distance but YOU still catch my eye

decided to rewatch Archer for the 100th time and when Mallory says “it smells like a whorehouse in here” and Archers says “… ok ur own fingers” lmao dying love this show so much

Leon Kennedy, sir, young or old i will always want you my god i love you endlessly even though you aren’t real.. be my husband please please please

i fell asleep outside omg i don’t approve

ok i gave in and make a Upscrolled @/paradoxicool follow if you want to idc lol

had a dream that oomf just randomly had 3 kids i was so confused

Markiplier deserves the love of the entire universe he is truly one of the best human beings that exists in our universe i’m so proud of that man :’)

VHEN VILL YOU VEAR VIGS

baby i don’t care

me and who???? (i’m James Sunderland)

imagine fumbling me??? i’m too sexy

just fought the Flesh Lip Monster in SH2….. oh my goodness why are there HUMAN LIPS?? LIKE A HUMAN MOUTH? in the crotch area of this monster????? like im so scared and confused and scared but confused again 100/10 not what i was expecting slay

i think maybe i’m a bit too honest on here… i think you guys know too much about me (against your own will) and i feel icky about it, maybe it’s time for me to shhhh

Rover helped me with the christmas tree 🎄the best part of decorating is untangling everything ahhh it’s so fun!! 🎄🎄

jim carrey’s the grinch is kinda sexy like yes babe eat that onion and smile ominously at me ily

that demon really chose Diddy as his stage name bc he diddles kids and everyone around him. evil evil evil

that’s why i fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

i HATE that stupid ai baby gif that’s going around on twitter rn if you post it i will have to kill you

who up wishing they were my boyfriend???

imagine fumbling me??? i’m too sexy

am i a cat pervert if i smell both my cat’s bellies when they wake up fresh from a nap? it’s so lovely and warm like fresh clothes out of the dryer so yummy omg i love my cats

i have no earthly desires

i’m so sorry but that awful man’s verse in Clique is too good i can’t do this

WE’RE THE PIRATES OF PANACHE

hello! welcome to Bob’s Burger’s, the burger of the day is The Child Molester…. it comes with candy

your birthday doesn’t end until you have cake! 🍰

so many nerds in my vicinity

i’m just a beautiful girl who fell in love with pyramid head

men will be like “let’s be friends” and then get mad when you want to be just their friend…

happy sexy birthday to sexy me :)

WAIT IS THAT my darling sweetheart lovely apple of my eye the reason my heart beats the true love of my life and the next, Pyramid Head??????? <3

happy sexy birthday to sexy me :)

hello i’m birthday today be nice to me or else 🎂

early birthday meal 🍱 ate so much today lol

thanksgiving do you guys eat turkey today and then turkey again on christmas? like when i see how massive a turkey actually is it’s kinda repulsive like oh yeah that’s a distant relative of like a trex or something why is it so big ew

had theeeee most amazing chicken sees her salad today it was delectable 🥗

isr*el said “no babe we’ll do a ceasefire xx” and then everyone stopped talking about palestine and advocating for them and then they continued to attack them and now no one says anything.

bruh the greatest once said “who is adrienne maloof in this world?”

🌈🍡🪄🦐 ✏️ 🥕 🌂🖍️

real matcha lovers (me) drink this marvellous beverage hot. fake ass performative matcha lovers (you) drink it iced, like the absolute troglodyte that you are :)

this mf actually hates me bc i spammed him so much he’s active everywhere else but not here im sorry don’t be scared of me babe im lovely i promise

no babe, i don’t know how to play dungeons and dragons, i’m sexy?

waiting for my when that man on here blocks me bc i messaged him 1 million times every single time i’ve been drunk as fuck i’m sorry lol i’m doing my best

me to me: girl i’m bored let’s log off

i am becoming something of a cautionary tale