ꕤ𝓷’𝓳𝓸𝔂’ꕤ
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let’s encourage 𝓷’𝓳𝓸𝔂 to cheer up with a controlled shock sleepy & so beautiful ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁
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happy sexy birthday to sexy me :)
6 months ago
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5 years later and i finally made it out of Castle Dimitrescu .. it wasn’t that bad, i just don’t like being chased lol
2 days ago
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went to the sanrio store and my bf asked loudly “who’s the frog, kermit?” and not lying 3 ppl turned around 😭
3 days ago
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finally playing re8 after being too afraid when it first came out.. there’s a sexy big lady chasing me and there’s a fatass man selling me stuff?!
5 days ago
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tina fey birthed mean girls from her own pussy.. you don’t fuck with her like i do idc if 30 rock recently dropped on netflix fuck you
8 days ago
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remember when my resident evil villain sister told me to kill myself? well i reported her to her university lol waiting for a response
#dontfuckwithme
8 days ago
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drake is wrong for dissing kendrick AGAIN did he not learn
8 days ago
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hi i did the good ending on re9 okay thank u gideon for taking care of zeno ok we gonna see chris redfield in the dlc im so excited
8 days ago
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lol keven hart spread his pussy lips every time they made a racist black joke
9 days ago
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lol there’s this old guy who’s been following me and wants me to be his “western girlfriend” but i can’t tell my bf and i said oh no no no i will tell him and he got scared next time i see him im gonna beat his old ass to a pulp
9 days ago
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speaking very broken mandarin is so humiliating like pls
10 days ago
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so i just destroyed elpis… zeno i will hunt you down
11 days ago
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i remember when half of you unfollowed/blocked me bc i called out a white bitch for being performative “wOke” and only cared abt the issues that personally affected them. i remember don’t like my posts stupid ass fake dumbass bitch
11 days ago
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where did the Michael jackson nose fell off theories come from bc i was always scared of him but my dad loved him and his music so we had to listen to it like did it happen
11 days ago
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lol i heard caroline smells like shit
#outkast
12 days ago
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guava tastes like armpits
12 days ago
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some of you too old to be doing like and i’ll tell you a secret abt me like 30 years old grow up baby
12 days ago
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okay nvm my hair isn’t frizzy/affected by the humidity.. i’ve just been using the wrong products and not enough of the right ones lol
12 days ago
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happy 7th birthday to my darling lovebean! my little baby angel tiny boy ily i miss him so much
12 days ago
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what about the gay of hormuz?
13 days ago
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BITCH YOU AND MY TEETH WERE NOT FUCKING FRIENDS WHAT IS YOU TALKING ABOUT LIKEEEE YOU ACT LIKE YOU PERSONALLY KNEW MY TEETH LIKE YOU ACT LIKE YOU BEEN IN MY MOUTH BEFORE LIKEEE WHAT IS YOU SAYING
14 days ago
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my beautiful hannah montana forever hair is getting fucked up by the humidity…
14 days ago
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someone help the humidity is crazy here and every time i leave the house after doing my hair since it’s gotten hotter i end up looking like einstein. ive literally tried everything maybe it’s time to be bald. pls anyone have any tips pls lmk
14 days ago
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#1 banana hater
15 days ago
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taiwanese cats don’t respond to my mwah mwah noises maybe they don’t understand english
15 days ago
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don’t smile at men they will end up stalking you around the park
#youneedtodie
15 days ago
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david attenborough 100th birthday even the lions and dart frogs are gagged
15 days ago
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bro is eating hashbrowns in america i’m jealous
15 days ago
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the music industry really fell off when kanye turned into a nazi lol every single song now is way too tiktok-y like eww we need real musicians back but the good ones turned nazi/maga and it hasn’t been the same since
16 days ago
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STOP ✋ ya see they call me Lake… timbr-timbr-timbr lake brrp brrp brrp brrp
16 days ago
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KATHY HILTON IS NOT THE AIRHEAD THAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK SHE IS. LAUGH AT THE HUNKY DORY SHIT BUT SHE IS A CALCULATED WOMAN OF POWER.
17 days ago
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i’m still playing re9 for the first time the t-virus has gone crazy on leon tell me he don’t die i will commit sue is side if he does i will punch everyone
17 days ago
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i hate when it doesn’t rain everyone is outside go home this is me time
17 days ago
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MICHAEL MICHAEL ELES NÃO LIGAM PRA GENTE
18 days ago
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my dog got humped by another male dog
#lgbt
20 days ago
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guys i left my baby boy doggy baby little bibble wobble at home i am going to squish him and kiss his face when i get home
21 days ago
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he’s in washington d.c (the d.c stands for dumb cunt)
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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i will NOT stand for any Dorit Kemsley hate that bitch is THEEEEEE bitch
21 days ago
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reposted by
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strawbaby jam
21 days ago
cigarettemaxxing
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finally playing RE9 ..
#mrskennedy
21 days ago
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so apparently strawberries in Taiwan are a winter fruit… and winter is over, which means no strawberries for me except the expensive as fuck ones from Japan that are $999 twd (£23) lol
about 1 month ago
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extended my stay in taiwan for another 3 months i’m so happy but it’s so hot i might melt into a joy-shaped puddle :c
about 1 month ago
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lol hate when depop sellers post like “oh wow she’s gorgeous this is my fav ahh i don’t want to see her go but need the money for my child brain surgery xoxo” like shut up
2 months ago
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dizzy
2 months ago
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your turn to die
3 months ago
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my name is Sniper Rifle
3 months ago
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Leon S. Kennedy the S stands for sexy
3 months ago
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my love, Fox McCloud
3 months ago
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walking around in a foreign country on my own isn’t as bad as i thought it’d be
4 months ago
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don’t even talk to me about jet lag. i’m tired.
4 months ago
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karma’s a bitch, it comes around sooner or later. sit back and relax 🍿
5 months ago
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