To people like me, today is just April 1st

WELCOME TO VLMYPIA 2026! Sign ups are OPEN now! Check pinned for more information! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Hello Vlympia Fans! It is our pleasure to announce that the official Vlympia 2026 Schedule has been finalized and signups are OPEN! Have a look at our lineup this year, and fill out an application to take part in VLYMPIA 2026! More info on games below!

Do you hear that on the wind...? *banjos approach with malicious intent*

OH MY GOD THEYRE LIVE

give me a joke, the reply with the least amount of likes gets launched into the sun

Hosting a @vlympia.bsky.social hardcore Minecraft session tomorrow at 9:30pm EST on www.twitch.tv/vlympia We'll have some cool lil chat interactions too if you feel like screwing us over

What's your favorite funny bone?? I'll start: the hyoid

So we back in the mines, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side. Join us for Vlympia's Hardcore Minecraft stream! Will they get the diamonds, or will they hit a wall of lava? March 13th 8:30PM CST/March 14th 12:30PM AEST

me sneaking up on you

Wearing cowboy clothes makes you ranch dressing, discuss

It has begun. @realkambitantiware.bsky.social has given us the first hot dogglate video for the fundraiser reward.

Do the cyberspace collective have medical insurance or anti-virus?

Vill is leading the Fish n Ships in karaoke but nobody is sure how to follow up after his passionate 7 minute rendition of Cascada's "Every Time we Touch"

Update: the cowboys arrived to find life size cutouts of the clowns holding water guns. It is reported that the cowboys lost the duel.

The cowboys have challenged the clowns to a duel at noon tomorrow because the clowns won't stop ragebaiting them with water squirting flowers and fake pistols. Updates to follow.

POV: You're Ricky losing the hunger games to Gummy, who spent several days picking flowers (Intrigued? Go watch last night's vod on twitch.tv/vlympia to see who won the other rounds!)

Technically aren't we *all* skeletons in the end?

I don't mean to alarm anyone but the hunger games are on later, 9PM CST/2PM AEST, and tbh I bet a lot of money and if it doesn't pan out I will be SCREWED- *muffled scolding and papers* Ahem...So join us at twitch.tv/vlympia and root for your favorite VTubers on their murderous need for survival!

Join us at twitch.tv/vlympia on February 27th, 9PM CST/February 28th, 2PM AEST for the Hunger Games Simulation: Vlympia! Will the clowns ride their unicycles into victory? Will the gunslingin' cowboys take the trophy? Will the wildcards use the magic of friendship to win? Tune in to find out!

I'm scared of the circus clowns' car. Why do they all fit in it like that? Where do they all go?

told the wildcards we weren't bringing back mahjong soul and they sent this back

Rate our setup, just got it upgraded

What is grandma listening to?

A story in two images:

Head on over to twitch.tv/vlympia for the Winter Horror Game Stream, in which our scardey cats, Forest, Duke, Waco and Ricky are summoning up their courage to work together! #streaming #vtuber #wintervlympics

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! Vlympia is proud and grateful to announce we have officially raised $500 for Vlympia 2026 so far! What a huge milestone! Look forward to seeing these goals as streams/events soon! We're not done yet, so please look forward to more events this week

Wild Card Takeover happening now! www.twitch.tv/vlympia #vtubers #vlympia

Cyberspace! In Your face! Now live! www.twitch.tv/vlympia

We regret to inform you that the fist Wildcard stream will be postponed to a later date due to illness of the team head. Keep an eye out for all the other streams we have coming this week!

Huge thank you to everyone who came by the Fundraiser last night! We streamed for 14 hours straight over on our Vlympia channel and had a blast! We are so grateful to our guests, our chatters, and all who donated last night! Thank you for making the stream amazing!

Join @confettitheclown.bsky.social @billysmiles.bsky.social @forestoffish.bsky.social and @rickytbonesvt.bsky.social along with some special guests for a full day of streaming for the Vlympia Fundraiser! www.twitch.tv/vlympia #vlympia #vtuber

Im gonna be on the @vlympia.bsky.social twitch for fifteen hours tomorrow. Please come by to enjoy events such as. Live reading of my immortal. Golf. Scary games. And dinner :). Also @billysmiles.bsky.social and @confettitheclown.bsky.social will be there.

Join us over on twitch for Campfire Karaoke night! www.twitch.tv/vlympia

We hope you're ready for an unforgettable start to The Winter Games on Jan 16th 8PM CST/Jan 17th 1PM AEST where @SheriffOS_Ch and @blorpst will kick us off in an opening ceremony, ft a Balatro tourney and some info/nostalgia about Vlympia! #vtuber #vlympia

We hope you're ready for an unforgettable start to The Winter Games on Jan 16th 8PM CST/Jan 17th 1PM AEST where @SheriffOS_Ch and @blorpst will kick us off in an opening ceremony, ft a Balatro tourney and some info/nostalgia about Vlympia! #vtuber #vlympia

Hey Vlympia Fans! we hope you're ready for the Winter Vlympia Games, starting THIS WEEKEND! With our fundraiser event approaching, we'd like to share exactly WHAT Vlympia is. Unity, Through Competition. We hope to see you soon! #vtuber #vlympia

The Wildcards are ready to show you who they are for a second stream on 1/23 8PMCST/ 1/24 1PM AEST with a stacked lineup filled with the wildcards themselves, including Uno, Peak, and more! @discountdeputy.bsky.social hosts again, but I promise it won't feel under her control. Stop on by!

Saddle up, Buttercup! The Westerners are tootin, tootin, and by god they'll be shooting on 1/24 6:30PM CST/ 1/25 11:30AM AEDT! Swing on by as @dukenmaverick.bsky.social & @Axlesow host with some Last Train Outta Wormtown, Shotgun Farmers, and more!

I hope your antivirus is on, the Cyberspace Collective is set to debut on 1/22 4:30PM CST/ 1/23 9:30AM AEDT with some bangers like Repo and Crab Game! Come cheer on our latest edition to the Vlympia roaster, and make some noise for your captains, @Scarnonvt and @jellyghostvirus.bsky.social

Get ready to draw 4, the Wild Card team is coming in for their first stream day on 1/20 8PM CST/ 1/21 1PM AEDT! This day will include some chill music and solitaire with your team captain, @discountdeputy.bsky.social but with these incentives, YOU can turn up the heat!

Get ready to have your bones rattled and your noses honked, Team Funny Bones invites you to join them on 1/18 8AM CST/ 1/19 1AM AEDT for a 16-hour extravaganza featuring many games, fanfics, & classic goofs hosted by your team's captain @confettitheclown.bsky.social ! Check out these incentives

Ahoy, all you salty scallywags and Sea critters galore, Team Fish n Ships invites you to join them for the Winter Games on 1/17 3PMCST/ 1/18 8AM AEDT for Video Game Jeopardy and Campfire Karaoke! Your Captain, villagerbard would like to share the team's Donation Incentives!

Hello Vlympia fans! It is our pleasure to announce and invite you to our now public Discord! Here you can keep up with announcements and interact with other fans and players! Additionally, we've created an early sign-up sheet for Vlympia 2026. Links Below! #vtubers #vtubergames #vlympia

Bundle up, sports fans ❄️ Vlympia is back! Introducing THE WINTER VLYMPICS 🏅 New & returning teams, ridiculous challenges, and bragging rights, all to fundraise for Vlympia 2026. 🗓 Jan 17–31 Cheer, donate, or compete, let’s make Vlympia better together! ‼️MORE DETAILS BELOW‼️

With Vlympia officially concluded, it is time to party! Join the final host of the year, @discountdeputy.bsky.social for a VRchat karaoke party! Tune in to celebrate with the competitors as we say fair well to the 2025 season! 🔗To the wrap party stream below #Vlympia

Vlympia is getting close to the final event! The second to last event is now live with Splitgate!! Join today's host, @discountdeputy.bsky.social as the gates of competition open!! 🔗to Stream Event Below!

Who's hungry for today's special show?? Please welcome @jsizzlethegreat.bsky.social with a special cooking show! Watch as a six course meal is prepared with each being themed around the six different factions! It is a feast, you do not want to miss! 🔗Link to event show below

We got another show for all of you starting now!! Tune in to @discountdeputy.bsky.social for Rythem Rumble! Watch (Or listen) to a series of covers and original songs by some of the competitors in Vlympia! 🔗To event show below

For the final event for todays double header, it's time to hit the road! Join this event's host, @internalistvt.bsky.social as competitors fire up their big rigs and burn the night oil on the open road with American Truck Simulator! 🔗To stream Event Below!