I owe Alabama $19 in state taxes tf they finna do with my lil change

My next nigga gotta be from the south I’m tired of up north niggas

I don’t know a whole lot about basketball but trading Luka is crazyy

The feminine urge to bite him

When I voted for Kamala and she didn’t win, that shit hurt like me losing a parlay😩😭

How people use to plan trips before TikTok 😕

Like damnn they didn’t even wait till 11:59

Takes the ques not tiktok

Damnnn tiktok fucked the city up with this one 😭

I’m sorry how I acted when I was hungry…..

I be forgetting I gotta defrost the windshield in the mornings I be late ash everywhere I go

Favorite thing to say when he go through my phone

Y’all coming from Alabama i never saw snow before i thought it was like the movies now my damn ribs bruised 😂

I hate snow. ~ sincerely a girl from Alabama

Mann what if I did 10 squats why my ass ain’t fat yet

Yeaaa what he said 😌

Especially if you know you not even receiving no package like cmon now

if you say anything to me about Bama, I'm gon fight you

Been working like hell to put myself through my last semester of college

I need to be a lady and leave these parlays alone 🤦🏾‍♀️

I promise you your soul mate is not an inmate it’s too many free mfs out here for you to be stuck on a jail nigga

I’m tryna tell yea an up north nigga can’t get damn thing from me

I’m really all about protecting my peace😌

What’s another brand other than body by Tracy I want cute sets

Idk but keeping your exs on your socials because you want them to see you “doing better” is weird it gives you want them to come back

Bout time

People do this thing where they piss me off

My next nigga can’t be the one the whole family ask for money from

Yea she just like to play a black woman here and there

Me and my friends want 3-4 kids each my kids gone have hella cousins

Sending me $5 off $50+ orders ain’t no damn promotion stop texting my phone 😒

She’s winning album of the year 🤝🏾

Working with older women makes you realize they messier than the younger ones. Be the main ones starting shit at work

Rather work morning shift than night 🤝🏾

Where tf y’all be hearing this from😭😂

I wonder can guys sense when you’re not feeling the relationship no more or they think everything cool

Yea them Maine Coon cats scary as hell they creep me out

These bots keep using the same 3 lightskinned men

Somebody keep making fake pages of me on instagram and asking folks for money😭

Statistics was whooping my ass this semester but I won

Country lil bih he said he love my accent

Don’t play wit himmm 💕🫶🏾

Why does a 5’6 girl seem taller than a 5’6 dude

Me when I only use Apple Pay

If you gone workout do early mornings I promise you gone feel good the whole day