Do you remember the Allentown Shoelicker?

Buffalo: great pizza, ugly people 😂

The Chief Justice of the United States will literally change the rules of the Supreme Court of the United States instead of divesting in individual stocks.

Without comment.

Pride & Prejudice soundtrack by Bad Bunny, the planet would explode

Surprised I haven’t seen anyone walk by in shorts

That’s a very beta jorts length

So Bad Bunny deleted his ig or did enough brain washed boomers report his account for hate speech against America?

Wild there was not one penalty or ejection though

Mack Hollins Super Bowl TD lol

Wow Ring really out there trying to rebrand their desire to create a surveillance state

lol Diggs being a baby

A sliding ref too!

That’s probably the funniest sack I’ve seen

The NFL story of the 2025 season is Alpha Defense & Beta Offense

A few days ago someone was giving away a bed on the buy nothing & I was not expecting this comment

We’re all rooting for NE to be embarrassed right?

lol wtf is a catch in the NFL

We ventured to the depths of suburbia with the in-laws; Morluski’s was worth the drive. My kids counted 53 pink flamingos, I’m pretty sure they missed a few.

The kids are alright. www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...

I’m so honored 🥲

*giggles*

One of the funniest things about influencers/aspirational content makers is they are always answering dumb questions that no one ever asked..”do you ever use the dishes on your shelf?” & video of them using a fucking bowl or some shit like that

It’s so cool how a company will post a $50k salary range but then act like your are ridiculous to ask for a salary higher than the mid point but still in the range

🎵 To the tune of So Sick by Neyo 🎵 So sick of protein Buff So tired of polypeptides (so tired of polypeptides), So done with grams per serving ohh Where does it end? Said I’m so sick of protein where will they put it next? (whoah) So why do I need protein in my toothpaste? (Why is it in there?)

Seriously stop telling me how frozen Lake Erie is bc it’s snowing every fucking time I look out the window

I play connections out of spite bc it pisses me off & everyone else in my one gc always sends their wordle & conn results. Well im still salty about “lanyard” being counted as a credential for entry when it’s the mechanism that can hold a fucking pass…a fucking lanyard is nothing

Fuck biohacking, I’m all about route hacking. Today I discovered a better way home from the gym that avoids all of downtown & has three traffics lights instead of 10.

Am I having a stroke or are they making Cheerios downtown?

I just saw some random places local news where a guy was littering the road with screws&nails & ppls tires were getting fucked for months & they found the guy & he was harassing his ex wife that lived in that neighborhood but there was this side story that the town ppl originally blamed the local…

Sometimes I fantasize that America is taken over by a communist dictator and my time doing laundry is drastically reduced bc we all just wear the same three government issued army green coveralls.

It’s so cute seeing new snow ppl complain about their cities not clearing snow off sidewalks & submitting official complaints that have responses like “it is not the city’s job to clear the side walk, it’s the private property owner’s responsibility & we will do nothing to enforce that either”

I hope everyone on my teams call enjoyed seeing me ambushed by nerf darts before turned off my camera in a panic on the 5th snow day of 2026

I’m all for a general strike but it’s weird that small businesses keep having to post how they support the strike but will be open…that’s the economy we should be supporting on days like today, just show up with cash & say fuck you to the million &billionaires that dehumanize us for insatiable greed

I guess everything is a memory if you think about it

No one has ever been as hungry as a kid at home on a snow day, and no one has less of an appetite than a kid in a school lunch room

All I know is if Punxsutawney Phill sees his shadow on Monday there will be a bounty on his head.

My 8 yo overhearing a video play on my phone: “Mom are you watching that under the water meme?” Me: “Yes, do you want to watch it?” 8 yo in his best parents are embarrassing voice: “I’ve already seen that.” I’m not even hip enough for 8 yo standards 😂

1/2 day today school pick up was a nightmare; cars and buses getting stuck, climbing over mountains of snow IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET to cross, a fucking nightmare

The first set of snow I was impressed with the city’s plowing response but here we are 2 weeks later and it’s an absolute shit show. @seanryanforbuffalo.bsky.social what the hell is going on?

TL Cleanse: Currently obsessed with Peanut 🥜 ❤️

Stop telling me how frozen the lakes are bc it’s snowing again

Wow. The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.

I feel like I’ve been living the same day for the last three weeks

At least Joe Brady knows the offense…she says…

I deleted the Twitter & I downloaded the BlueSky I deleted the Tiktok & I downloaded the Upscroll Just so I can share 10% of the nonsensical stream of consciousness I experience 24/7 into the void while the world falls apart around me.

Since a lot of people are leaving government surveillance app TikTok, The Onion can also be found on Upscrolled under the username @theonion. I have no idea how long we'll be there. Thank you for your time.

This is how Pickles walks across the kitchen every time

4 snow days in two weeks makes Buffalo parents something something