Doesn’t immediately recognize a song from almost 50 years ago; obviously a terrorist.

My 7 yo approves

While a lot of it is coded in racism & whiteness when the right talks about their nostalgia for the “family unit” of yesteryear, it’s always focused on the nuclear family which is hilarious bc throughout human history across cultures families have been this large extended unit of relations.

Why does every other credit card or app payment system pretend buying stuff is hard?? As if I’m sitting here not spending money bc the bank card I have is too heavy to pick up & tap against the screen.

One if my biggest takeaways from reading & listening to stories about financial crimes is how willing (mostly white) men are so quick to take what another (mostly white) man tells them at face value simply bc they just “act like” they are successful.

Pickles standing on business

Came home to find my butterfly bush uprooted by weather? Lot of native garden snobs claim they are awful bc they are non-native & choke out other plants but mine has never sown any new plants??? Should I anchor it back in or take this as a sign to replace with something else?

Cutting SNAP to incite hunger & violence to justify even more militarization of the federal & local police forces & occupation of American cities

So I found this paper clip at the airport bathroom & thought it was so absurd & took it (I washed it calm down) & was going to give it to my husband as a joke…well it must have fallen out of my purse when I grabbed some stuff out bc…

Finally home 2 hrs later than I was supposed to be. A delayed flight is bad enough but twice American has changed a reasonable 8 AM flight to an insane 6 AM flight on me & today I had three different sources of info (email, AA app & airport screens) with three different gates for my delayed flight

I watched a mini romance unfold at the airport bar when a dodgers fan sat next to a blue jays fan & it ended with the exchange of phone numbers & a selfie for the road

I’m very invested in game 3 bc it started when I was at the bar & I watched it on my delayed flight & as of now it’s still going on my ride home. Like it’s my duty to just see it through.

My flight is delayed, a pilot walked to the gate & made a pouty face to another pilot then I watched him yawn 7 times. Nice knowing you all.

It’s cool how airports have all these really uncomfortable seats with built in charging stations that never work

I love how I will see 1/100 suggested reels on ig I’m like oh shit this account is coool!! & after I click the profile it’ll be like 100 ppl I follow already follow it & like shit I’m just as slow to cool stuff as I was in hs

The whole female pop music industrial complex is sleeping on Kitty Wells

Someone explain to me why I could buy weed gummies in Washington State with my Visa credit card but in Buffalo I need cash???

Seattle is lovely in the fall & I really enjoy visiting my friends here but it’s like NYC or Charlotte for me: I love visiting but personally could never live here permanently. On the other hand Pittsburgh, Copenhagen, Toronto, or Montreal: peace out Buffalo 🙃

The airport is the closest thing to a Human Zoo…oh look a group of rowdy ppl all in the same shirt, must be the variety headed to an island vacation….a sibling duo where the older one is corralling the younger one on wheelies & a jester hat, the variety headed to visitation with dad….

Ever since the No Kings Rally my 7 yo keeps telling me he likes his ice crushed 😅

Headed to Seattle for one of my bff’s weddings & she asked me to make a speech; I thought once I hit my 40s I’d never have to do this again 😂

Mcaffrey & Robinson are so locked in on swapping jerseys

My mom won an ooni pizza oven at work & gave it to me!!! Can’t wait to sling some yuppie pies!!!

Buffalo showed up today; nice work fam.

Never once did I think Airports would put up more of a protest against Trump Fascism than the elected Democrats

The plan? Decide who the next mayor of NYC is by asking them to march in & support a series of absurd parades, one more absurd than the last until only one candidate remains marching.

I’m still harvesting tomatoes from my garden 17 days into October; this planet is cooked

I hate how Ryan Ad*ms is such a scum bag but his music was defining for my 20s…he’s going nuts again & now he has social media & it’s such ween behavior…shit like “you haters suck jokes on you I’m so rich!” Like dude go to bed

love the idea of Flacco & Burrow on the bench & Burrow sayin “I think you really need to open up your hip a little more, it will improve your throw” & Flacco looking at him shaking his head & going “look young whippersnapper, back in my day hips were not open or closed, we just throw the damn ball”

Sample is the perfect name for a jersey

Another day in the big bad mean scary city filled with *gasp* non white immigrants: I realized I left passports in my car & grabbed the folder from the glove compartment they were in this morning to put away…several hours later there was a knock at the door…

These “kids” were as old as 40.

I know I’m late to this fad but I finally tried Crumbl Cookie bc my 10 yo really wanted to go when we were out in the ‘burbs & everything we got had this weird sour taste to me & I was not into it (fam did not have the same tasting experience I did & they liked it a lot).

There’s a guy on the new love is blind that is supposedly a successful “real estate developer” & as douchey as you would think that believes you can cure diabetes by following some quack diet shit he prob did his own research on omfg

I expected an L week 1 & potential L in a divisional game so really 4-2 isnt on paper that bad but…

Happy Loser Tuesday! I went for a run after taking a long bday weekend off and tomorrow is already Wednesday!

Won my ff game bc of Bijan 🫠

I’ll remember the good times this year

I was going to go to bed bc I’ve had a very fun birthday weekend and prob should be try and be well rested for work but fuck me for being a bills fan 😂

Offense is shit man, once again D showed up when it mattered

At this point not keeping it in Cook or Allen’s hand on 3&short is jail worthy:

Le sigh.

Cook seriously went on a sight seeing jaunt on that run lol

Embarrassment continues.

That was an awful play call, should have put Cook in

Anytime they show the coaching staff in the booth without binocular man is a let down

There’s a chance they turn it around but I bet the penalties are what will kill that chance

Going to need a bye year.

Now Benford. lol we’re cooked

These Refs are only making it worse for the Bills