Nope. I'll happily sleep on the couch if it means I get to bask in the despair of a Cowboys fan.

Bro got a head like third form Frieza.

Every time. I was also trying to pencil fight with it so that didn't help.

When you open a bag of chips and find out it's a batch that missed most of the seasoning. I did not pay for plain Lay's.

Windows 11...the fuck are we doing here man? How is this possibly this awful?

I was organizing my calendar for the next year yesterday and I saw I have a task named "Told You So" scheduled for April 18th, 2082 that I have zero recollection of making. I can't remember who earned this pettiness in 57 years and I'm so disappointed, cause I know they deserve it.

Did not expect that to be the last thing I learned this year.

Y'all dating people y'all can't make a playlist with?

I mean, at least they get to see over people's heads for a few seconds 🤷🏾‍♂️

I Love Your Smile by Shanice. Hilariously I only ever hear it while I'm grocery shopping.

Not that the rest is better but a $40 child haircut is crazy. My momma would have thought I was lying my ass off if I told her I needed 40 for a fade.

That first page is cold. It'd be better to get hit with another diss than have a judge praising a track that called you a pedophile via a legal document.

That's hilariously stupid and cowardly. That game would have been a smash off premise alone.

....that's it?

Damn. You gotta start planning for Halloween in July at those prices.

James Evans Sr.

You sure you don't wanna start with a pinky nail of coke first? Maybe test drive the car a bit before you sign the lease?

This Chance album is fantastic. Nice to see homie back out here.

I want to free my people from the chains of the word "conversate".

You ever randomly sit back and wonder where the hell you got all the money to do everything you were doing in your 20s?

Their only "culture" is exclusion, so what does everyone do once the gates are up?

Yep. Good ass sleep too.

😅😅

I come out of my meeting to find out Hulk Hogan is dead and I get to go home early? Glorious day so far.

Awful news to see. Condolences to his family.

Nigga, popped up at my job.

Yeah, nah. You never hear about great cruises in the news. You only hear about them when the boat becomes a stranded floating toilet.

Hell yes. I worked hard for this life and the journey was not easy.

In Louisiana? 9 times out of 10 the crackhead is the safer option.

There's something about a weather app offering a premium subscription that especially irks me. We used to get that shit for free, with Lo-Fi in the background.

Heavily leaning towards 1. 6 sounds fun though.

That Draw 4 is about to cost someone their money and their life.

7. We were kicking the hell outta each other on the playground after this movie.

You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳

Haven't had a three day weekend hit this hard in a while. We need 4 day work weeks.

Genuinely forget how many trash niggas exist until one of their trash ass kings gets a win.

Nothing Even Matters

I got a stack of birthday bags and some red tissue paper at the ready for this exact situation.

I'd prefer water, but Earth would be a better fit personality wise.

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So did they just stop making diaries?

Apologizing for that Saudi tweet huh. Ooowee.