Like a Quiet Storm DJ on a Southern radio station that's trying to sell you a new PC.

That was an ugly ass fight, but entertaining as hell. Wilder got that one.

Ain't seen a jab yet in this fight

You gotta start treating buddy like a horror movie villain. If you haven't seen the body then assume he's still out there.

Nigga said y'all paid for Trick Daddy, y'all getting Trick Daddy

We live in the least serious of times.

😂 Lowkey that's my favorite thing about those movies, bro was a terrible spy. He goes on one mission, quits, and the rest of the film is his job trying to track him down by following the body count.

Unfortunately.

Someone got me for mine apparently, so I'm damn sure about to be. This is a villain origin story.

Anybody got a lighter?

I got suspended from school for skipping school. So a four day weekend.

This has been one of the weirdest WrestleMania builds they've done in a while. From top to bottom.

I love reading about stupid criminals so much. That man was wearing an ankle monitor during that robbery and took everybody back home on a Greyhound.

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Oh he's innocent. The Whoville PD is corrupt as hell and lining his ass up. Say what you want about The Grinch but he was never sloppy during his robberies. Clearly this is a setup.

Niggas are paying for gas with Klarna. I used to watch people get half a tank with pocket change.

If I'm a barkeep in the prince's village it's in my best interest to tell him. It's back to war no matter what, I might as well help the home team strike first.

It's only a werewolf strip club 12 nights out of the year, so probably that for the novelty. And the regular strippers on regular nights.

I mean, if they both know my identity then they both have to go no matter what. So I'm leaving with at least 10 million.

Tell my brother. That's his financial burden, not mine.

Bro is gone. I bet he didn't even know his car was on its side until the cops showed up knocking on his sunroof.

It's crazy that the only person I can think of to make it off Gucci's label alive and without incident is Chief Keef.

Ah, so that's why the feds picked him up.

Never been a fan of KitKat bars. Something about the texture bothers me.

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Butterfinger BBs

Hershey's Cookies n Creme

Fayetteville. Yeah, that's about right.

The hashtags are fucking killing me. What the fuck is #toot?

"Beginners dick" is legitimately insane. Nigga.

Ah, so this little sleep edible works out of order. I thought I'd be sleeper than this. Gotcha. I did not expect to be this high tonight.

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It has been so long since I've seen Jericho I'm genuinely glad to see him.

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Honestly, a couple of them niggas were just kinda standing there. They were fast as lightning though.

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I know I don't hear Charlamange over there laughing with all the shit he got in his past. I know that's not what I hear.

Stage 3, but damn.

Yep, and worse. Niggas that graduated would come back to talk to freshman and sophomores.

"Fine with it" feels a little far, but then again this was the time when R Kelly and the like were out there actively preying on children in public with zero consequences, so....

Out here with a divorce under my belt.