Brian McKnight is a whole psychopath

SWAT showing up to somebody's cookout this weekend.

Doing their best to make sure ownership is as difficult as possible.

I gotta stop checking USPS tracking for my package. It's not coming for a week and I need to accept that....😮‍💨

Tha Carter II's deep cuts might be his best work. Especially this.

Right now. Were they always on a Sunday?

It's wild going to the movies and finding out there's a new Jackass out in 2026. This whole year is just a direct to DVD sequel of 2003.

I'm happy our streets are 35% safer, but what?

Tekken Tag Tournament?

Venture Bros Moral Orel Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

The whole middle row is terrible but 2010 looks like it caused kids hell in FNAF.

Absolutely not. I live in the South, we could handle an actual zombie apocalypse better than we could 3 inches of snow.

This was impossible to ignore far sooner than five years in.

Why is this person cosplaying as Chris Kattan?

I just eyeballed the work.

God bless the backs and knees of every one of us that ever had to move one of these things in or out of a house

The people that are running the country aren't competent enough to maintain a pool. Can't even think of a better metaphor.

Floyd Mayweather going to jail for bouncing checks is the exact ending he deserves.

I don't know which is funnier, the fact that they're doing this with gallon jugs from Lowes or the fact that it won't actually fix the problem for more than a few days even if they were doing it correctly.

To get married. I love that idea as much as I love my own space.

I was in a middle school typing class while that shit was happening. They didn't even tell us about it.

Pure trailer park shit.

I need my body to start waking me up in the middle of the night to tell me when I'm sleeping weird so I don't end up aching the next day. Can't even turn my head right smh.

Hockey's not my thing but shout out to the Hurricanes. Raleigh's gonna be a whole mess celebrating that one.

20 this year. Damn.

Giovanni from Pokemon. I'm fairly certain I could just not do my job and homie wouldn't notice. I think he forgot Jesse and James even existed.

In the neck. Nigga. I'd have to run away from home if I ever did some shit like that.

So wait, does my boss know the thoughts are from me specifically or do they just hear vague telepathic messages of someone talking shit about them? I mean, either way it's option 2 I guess.

B or C depending on if we're talking thick or thin cut.

Shoutout to central air!!!!

I used to have to send people warnings about that at a previous job. A surprising amount of em will keep right on watching with absolutely no regard for their employment.

LL Cool J All of Jagged Edge J Cole secretly belongs here Mario Joe

Uncanny X-Force. The 2010 Remender run specifically.

Calling me and having an active separate conversation going on in the background.

Not a day older than 32.

I can't even imagine how scummy pawn shop owning vampires would be. Just shorting people on their priceless heirlooms for fun because they're immortal and don't really give a shit about money.

A werewolf Bachelor show has the potential to be the messiest shit ever televised, absolutely that.

Napped so hard I thought it was 8 AM on a Sunday and a storm was rolling in.

Duolingo must be getting desperate. I know y'all didn't email me to let me know I can revive a streak that ended over a year ago. It is not that serious.

Freestyle is fire and that hair is fucking hilarious.

Sheesh. I think that's the clearest I've heard someone's theme in a long time.

You could've given me a million guesses and I'd have never guessed Lil Ru was playing when you unmute.

Cover art alone should have killed this man's career dead.

I feel pretty good emotionally and mentally. Physically though, I slept weird because I got a new pillow and it feels like I need to crack my neck but I can't get the angle quite right and I'm kinda scared imma fuck it up worse if I try too hard.

I didn't know Floetry was back together. Great line-up, and Shaboozey I guess.

Coldest shit I've seen in a long time. Whole night has been crazy.

Watching YouTube and letting the gummy take me on a journey.