I mean, at least they get to see over people's heads for a few seconds 🤷🏾‍♂️

I Love Your Smile by Shanice. Hilariously I only ever hear it while I'm grocery shopping.

Not that the rest is better but a $40 child haircut is crazy. My momma would have thought I was lying my ass off if I told her I needed 40 for a fade.

That first page is cold. It'd be better to get hit with another diss than have a judge praising a track that called you a pedophile via a legal document.

That's hilariously stupid and cowardly. That game would have been a smash off premise alone.

....that's it?

Damn. You gotta start planning for Halloween in July at those prices.

James Evans Sr.

You sure you don't wanna start with a pinky nail of coke first? Maybe test drive the car a bit before you sign the lease?

This Chance album is fantastic. Nice to see homie back out here.

I want to free my people from the chains of the word "conversate".

You ever randomly sit back and wonder where the hell you got all the money to do everything you were doing in your 20s?

Their only "culture" is exclusion, so what does everyone do once the gates are up?

Yep. Good ass sleep too.

😅😅

I come out of my meeting to find out Hulk Hogan is dead and I get to go home early? Glorious day so far.

Awful news to see. Condolences to his family.

Nigga, popped up at my job.

Yeah, nah. You never hear about great cruises in the news. You only hear about them when the boat becomes a stranded floating toilet.

Hell yes. I worked hard for this life and the journey was not easy.

In Louisiana? 9 times out of 10 the crackhead is the safer option.

There's something about a weather app offering a premium subscription that especially irks me. We used to get that shit for free, with Lo-Fi in the background.

Heavily leaning towards 1. 6 sounds fun though.

That Draw 4 is about to cost someone their money and their life.

7. We were kicking the hell outta each other on the playground after this movie.

You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳

Haven't had a three day weekend hit this hard in a while. We need 4 day work weeks.

Genuinely forget how many trash niggas exist until one of their trash ass kings gets a win.

Nothing Even Matters

I got a stack of birthday bags and some red tissue paper at the ready for this exact situation.

I'd prefer water, but Earth would be a better fit personality wise.

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So did they just stop making diaries?

Apologizing for that Saudi tweet huh. Ooowee.

Nevermind, it switched to Dababy 😒.

Smino, to SZA, to old school Travis Porter. Spotify ain't shit, but it knows me well.

JMSN being a white guy from Detroit somehow makes all the sense in the world.

When I want it and when I need it.

The game is not therapy, it's avoidance. Stop lying to your actual therapist. And you can't make actual progress if you're still hanging out with your toxic ass friends.

How the hell did the rain fail to make it even slightly cooler outside? It's just pouring scalding ass rain instead.

I hate these Xbox Live ass names. That being said, Vaughn and Samara are good picks.

JT had the worst couple of months someone could possibly have.

Playing freeze tag at my after school program.