inside you there are two wolves. both are alcoholics. (thank you so much @nooskadraws.bsky.social ahhh!!)

a dancing flapper ✨🍾🪶 [ #DnD ]

a mourning gunslinger 🌿✨🌵 [ #DnD ]

thank you jschlatt for showing me the path to salvation!! 😇🙏

HAPPY DELTARUNE TOMORROW DAY

top 10 "cryptids" - Flatwoods Monster - Fresno Nightcrawlers - Pascagoula Humanoid - Sandown Clown - Loveland Frogman - Enfield Horror - Hopkinsville Goblins - Skunk Ape (distinct from bigfoot!!!) - Mothman - Michigan Dogman

ive officially aged out of pediatrics (i turned 22 last month) so i went for a visit with a new doctor and there were NO dinosaurs in the lobby, my bandaid did NOT have spongebob on it, and they didnt even give me a fucking sticker when i was finished. this is the rot at the core of our society.

an internship i applied to 3 months ago just emailed to tell me they didnt even read my application 😭

would howl rip one like this or like this

2 days until graduation

its absolutely insane to me that leon kennedy hasnt said "i think these residents... might be evil" like thats such a leon kennedy line

yall ever really hungry and think back to previous meals of your life you didnt finish and are filled with remorse and grief

actually can i just say i love the female gaze because i didnt see why everyone found him attractive until the end when he was actively withering away and coughing up blood like i love a man on deaths door what can i say

i miss leon kennedy

im so hype for dungeons 2 i was convinced i was the worlds last minecraft dungeons player

guys i noclipped into the backrooms if you can still hear me send help or maybe some gum

what if we kissed in the gay bar passage 🏳️‍🌈... jk jk 🤪... unless?? 😳

DON'T spell ICUP at 3AM 😱😱

ok, can someone please explain to me why roblox tried to force me - a 21 year old adult - into a "similar age group" of 16-17 year old kids after i put in my age as 21? and it wouldn't let me change it until i showed it a literal government id? they really invented the pedophilia machine huh

if pencils are so good how come they havent made pencils 3

sitting in my apartment 21 years old realizing how fucked up it is i dont own any crayons anymore

just saw the markiplier movie. markiplier was in it 😱

do yall keep seeing large predatory birds everywhere or is it just me

my GI says i cant be the ibuprofen queen anymore 😞

dog can we like bring the mongols back at least they were tolerant

yeah, using AI would be quicker and easier than making it myself, so would pissing my pants instead of walking to the bathroom be, whats your point?

i just had a job interview and the interviewer goes "oh... ive never heard anyone answer that question that way before" im so cooked dogggg 😭

i just watched stranger things season one for the first time and my biggest takeaway is that this mother fucking kid ROLLED for FIREBALL... TWICE 😭

the afab nerd experience is fucking hating nerds

happy hytale day to those who celebrate

finally, the youtube algorithm understands me again

im drunk eating a block of brie cheese in one hand, fresh strawberries in the other, while watching people make art on my phone and i truly truly believe this was all the human brain was built for

late stage capitalism is out of its fucking mind i was just asked for a tip on top of a *charitable donation.* what the fuck are you talking about.

i keep watching pregnancy announcement compilations but in every fucking one theres a male narrator that just occasionally makes misogynistic remarks between clips and i need them all to immediately go to jail and let me be happy

this is what i mean when i tell my friends if tma were real id be poofed by the lonely instantaneously

i love how the plot of fantasy high progresses like freshman year: solve the case of the missing girls sophomore year: stop the rise of the nightmare king junior year: kristen applebees is running for class president

me and my friend were discussing the magnus archives and we were discussing what taste in music we think each character has and my friend just deadpan drops "tim listens to minecraft parody songs" and now i cant stop thinking about him going "stranger? awww mannn" and then blowing the fuck up 😭

guys its meeeee

its weird to me that ovens are like *the thing* of the kitchen but you rarely actually use them. like almost everything goes on the stove. how often are you actually putting stuff inside the oven

my youtube recommended feed is criminal

theyre gonna do a zoom to me while im stimming to ayda aguefort istg

ALSO i can finally post some of my pictures aaaaahhhh!!

GUYS NO its so hard to tell but im pretty sure this is me clapping like a maniac literally first shot of the battle at the bowl trailer

if youre a gay man dating a scientist do cryptids just sort of spawn in around you or what

i was hungover so i clicked on a recommended video that was supposed to be like feel good clips of people helping each other out and i got halfway through before they showed me a clip of fucking donald trump picking up some guys hat what is HAPPENING why is it all propaganda bro help me

damn i should've been bee-do mee-maw this Halloween why didnt i think of that, its a classic

I was instructed to do a “Greg pose”

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