Chatted with Steve Davis whilst pissed up at a Northern soul weekend in Great Yarmouth '97. I accused him of chatting up my sister when she worked in a newsagent near his snooker club in Plumstead Common. Sister told me it was actually his brother, Keith. Sorry, Steve.

@secondcaptains.bsky.social Maresca wouldn’t be afraid of meeting Pep in his jeans.

@secondcaptains.bsky.social Masked Singer-style for the referees

@secondcaptains.bsky.social is this the musical interpretation of Ken’s monster truck analogy, youtu.be/qkK9_3TGpoc?...

@secondcaptains.bsky.social are we in ‘Devon Loch’ territory if Arsenal don’t win the league?

@secondcaptains.bsky.social build bridges…not fences

@secondcaptains.bsky.social I thought for one second Andy Reid was going to tell us that he met Heimir in a motor factors on a Friday afternoon…

@declynchwriter.bsky.social A lucrative ‘role x.com/newstalkfm/s...

@declynchwriter.bsky.social x.com/mlfootball/s...

@declynchwriter.bsky.social ‘take up a role’