Dave not warming up anyone until Dodgers are way behind and in trouble is just old, stale and lame. So over it.

This ump is complete trash on calls for both teams.

Nothing like a Pobres sweep on a Sunday! Sorry about having to cancel your parade!

Will Dills with the Barnsey eyes 😂

Dean Cain calling up BlaQe

Missed his annual rabies shot. 🐀

Beat down this sloppy a** b*tch tonight boys! Hoping for another dead arm wahhhh!

Thinking BlaQe must have sinned since his call up.

They’re back! Eyes wide open…

Welcome back, Stew!!! Yesss, so excited!

Opposites in a relationship: me: “I effing hate baseball, this is terrible, I don’t want to watch it.” Partner: “They’ll come back in the 9th.” Why does that make me even more mad?! I’ll take some of Ohtani’s Midol or Pamprin to combat my crampy bitchiness.

RIP Ryno… you are so loved and respected. My first baseball crush 🐻 My Dad got me his jersey when I was in high school, he was an incredible human and a heck of a ball player:

Got Sunday Scaries? Sad about the Dodgers? Clayton sends you teddy bear love and cuddles! @dogs.bsky.social

A strikeout would have been better for that cheating little biatch but I’ll take it! #effcorrea #cheater

Yay for Dick Mountain!!!

Feeling defeated with the Dodgers, don’t blame Sheehan, he’s a baby. Just timing of warming someone else, as usual. Yes from my couch, but he needed help much earlier. Anyone else?!

Protect that esophagus from more than “lettuce”, DMay! Baby boy Sheehan coming for ya!

Birthday strike #1!

After that brutal loss last night to the Trashtros, Clayton and I are asking for Ks and Dingers this afternoon. I will be there and plan to have zero voice tomorrow! Because… F*ck Altuve! 🗑️

He was a staple in Culver City, saw him all the time. Hits hard for us Culver City residents 😢

Excellent point!

Better late than never? 🤔 Nothing like a little fan pressure! abc7.com/post/dodgers...

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

🤖 s please. Manny-loving ump grr

Pride marg and FTG Forever!! Get it, Yama, you bad little bitch! 🌈 #FTG

Game off. Go eat some more lettuce Dustin.

It was definitely the enDIVE that tore his osophagus. #mayday

So Mookie was out because his ball was in his glove before his foot came (way off) the bag? Learning rules every game. Looked safe to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

When you give your FD tickets to your boyfriend to have a great night with his nephew. No hits, every player “stubbed their toe” last night and can’t hit

So I gave my SO my tickets to the Dodgers game tonight bc I am taking my daughter (graduating HS next week) to Alex Warren concert tomorrow. Aka, too old to go out 2 nights in a row. Any youngins know him? SO is grumpy at Catman’s start. Who is Alex Warren? 😂

Strikeout #1,687 for Conforto this season : please tell me supporters, why? He was good 10 years ago? He’s not a spy?!

Um can we discuss Doc’s bad dye job?! Almost as bad as Catman’s pitching

Score prediction: Yankees 17 - Dodgers 1.

An off day in baseball means a little Clayton love! @dogs.bsky.social @nocontextdogs.bsky.social

Tanner Scott is definitely a spy. And only excels at sabotaging baseball games.

Crosstown rival? Another county, outside of LA, is not crosstown, and rival? 😂

Conforto HR! Pigs do fly!!!

Someone wake up Randy to Hit It!

Learned two new things in this game, even without a rule book!

Would be the first time he’s ever done anything wrong in his life! www.rawchili.com/mlb/46897/

Picking Tarzan and hair over the longest position player makes zero sense. But ok keep Outman and Conforto forever. Who is next? Kiké and Miggy?

Suck it Muncy haters!

Going to miss him so much!

Who are you and what have you done with Michael Conforto?!

And yeah… Garcia is 38 and showing it and Conforto is washed up.

Hot mic in full force 😂

CT3 sure has a new look! 😂

@americanair.bsky.social Our 40 minute flight from Vegas to LA is delayed 3 hours so far, because you don’t train your mechanics. Some of us have dogs and jobs and your budget cuts killing a platinum pro member. Canceling all my other trips! Cheap and terrible!

Weed Detective = Rejected by Mariana 😂 Wolfman, move on, I know it hurts.

Gómez needs to go!