Bruce, not satisfied with sticking his head in the lions mouth to get his hat back, now attempting escape via the colon

Did we not just get through how doing basically this for centrelink was a crime and required a royal commission?

EXCLUSIVE: Funding and support plans for national disability insurance scheme participants will be generated by a computer program and staff will have no discretion to amend them, under a major overhaul of the NDIS to be rolled out next year, @australia.theguardian.com can reveal.

This is a point that needs repeating. It’s fiscally conservative to house the homeless, it’s also the right thing to do.

This statement about how Nvidia is "not Enron" raises a lot of questions about how much of an Enron they are doing right now.

When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%. phys.org/news/2025-11...

So liberals at all levels are having a good crack at "most dysfunctional political party in australian history" but for those who know more than I: who really wins it. Big Mal's 30 seconds of politics doesn't really count on grounds of being an independent. #auspol

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

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The only net zero the libs are keen to commit to for 2050 is seats held

Since apparently there is James Bond discourse, here’s the simplest way to get out this self-imposed “how do we unkill Bond” mess. YOU DON’T *NEED* CONTINUITY, FFS Keep the same actors for M, Moneypenny, Q, Leiter, and Lashana Lynch as 008 or whatever number. New Bond. Set it in the 60s. EASY.

So for anyone in Canberra with an #auspol slash #cbrpol interest - why *does* tuggeranong so consistently lean liberal?

I have never met a political party as hardcore dedicated to being unelectable as the canberra liberals. #cbr #auspol

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you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT

AUKUS really has the feel of a kickstarter that is being run for a company that has failed several previous deliveries, but this time, for sure, they'll deliver. or a ponzi scheme. Except those end up paying money out to early investors.

Perhaps if you're going to get your nazi tattoo covered up*, take some experts to be sure the new one isn't even a little bit the sort a neonazi might get. *also, I would simply not get the initial nazi tattoo.

Among the many problems with these cards, the way this piece of pizza is being picked up seems extremely weird. #mtg #tmnt

"Do you want to stay logged in?" the machine asks. It won't listen. It doesn't care for the answer. but do you *want* to.

*clears throat* *clicks on megaphone* FUCK. GEN AI. FUCK GEN AI RIGHT INTO THE SUN.

Spider punk Spider punk Does whatever a spiderpunk does Kicks a cop Hugs a badger Pisses on The grave of thatcher Watch out It's a Spider punk

honestly, if I get on a plane and see the pilot at all I'll wonder what is happening, I don't think I've seen a pilot while on the plane in over 20 years.

Luckily, nothing has historically ever gone wrong when people tried to invade poland.

Hollow Knight Silksong immediately crashed EVERY store last night when it launched, Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo and Steam. New story from me with huge thanks to the excellent @astroblob.bsky.social who secured one of the ONLY interviews with Team Cherry. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09... #silksong

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The makers of Star Citizen have 3 days to announce the funniest possible thing.

Shrodinger's Trump.

It is implausible we get to have that good a day, but I'll take it if it's happened to the fucker.

Didn't openAI already get sued last year by specifically ScarJo for copying her voice? These LLMs sure aren't Artificial Intelligence bots but they are Automated Infringement bots

We deserve this future.

While I support having a National Firearms Register, if the shooters are getting cocky and bragging how there's millions more guns around now, I also support a National Firearms Confiscation and Destruction scheme and even harsher gun ownership laws.

Even if you're in a garbage system which will come down to a pair of shit choices, don't vote for lesser-hitler *in advance*. Fight tooth and nail to have an option that *isn't* worse Mussolini

All Hitler wants is the sudetenland.

Ok, #magic #mtg bluesky - when did clear sleeves stop being used? When did we transition to the delightful black (probably ultra pro) ones?

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

People who try to resign their way out of being fired in disgrace should be told no, I'm not accepting that, please wait 5 minutes so we can do this much worse thing.

Also, please go here and scroll down to suggest that Arnott’s introduce Fairy Bread Shapes. It is vitally important that this happens. Repost for reach. ;) www.arnotts.com/brands/shapes

🚨Antisemitism boss Jillian Segal and her husband are the second biggest funders of far-right group "Advance". The extremist lobby group spreads online racism and xenophobia, including directly targeting Palestinians... theklaxon.com.au/hrgd

When a man soils a wellington, he really puts his foot in it. #blackadder

i remember being a yoof and centrelink was enough for me and my then girlfriend to pay rent and buy food along with a casual job that fit around studying - i reckon that's impossible now without major stress or parental support

@jameshutson.bsky.social @docconnor.bsky.social this thread has it all. And it is a series of high explosive clusterfucks.

Well this current situation is certainly going to convince every country who has been holding off on developing nuclear weapons due to a variety of promises made to them that that is something they want to keep doing.