Trump ain’t fit to lick the bottom of Rob Reiner’s shoe. He never was.

If Trump were any more sick and decrepit, RFK Jr would be trying to eat him.

EDM Song: 🎶 KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ CUSSLER CUSSLER CUSSLER GRISHAM——GRISHAM———-GRISHAM KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ KOONTZ🎶

The ‘Vintage HASBRO Logo’, as adapted to represent what they currently are: A Crumbling Empire Run By Arrogant Inbreds.

Apparently, President Taft used to regularly eat Opossum. I can’t help but imagine him unhinging his jaw like a snake and swallowing the critters whole.

Rush is reuniting with a woman as the drummer and I think it's very sweet that Rush fans will get to see a woman once before they die

An entire political apparatus of vacuous loser doormat freaks, completely irredeemable from top to bottom

Playing Kingdom Hearts? PROTIP: Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.

🎶Embolism! Embolism! Sis-Boom-Bah! Wrap this up with A Big Fat Clot! Gooo Mortality!🎶

Summer in Texas, 2025 AD: The American Dream.

I really have to salute Dean Cain’s total commitment to playing the part of a Colossal Asshole 👍

Euless, Texas- 2025 AD

Just waiting on The Atlantic or the Wall Street Journal to drop a stupid think piece on why we shouldn’t say mean things about Hulk Hogan and how Ozzy was actually a terrible guy in comparison. Hell, the New York Times might even want in on this pseudo-intellectual action!

A fake liquor brand I invented for my own SLA BORG campaign. “DISTILLED AND STILL DANGEROUS”

This is what THX-1138 consumes between shifts at the Evil Robot Factory.

I wonder how many dusty storage units Newsom’s team had to go through before his Spine finally turned up.

Republican Sex.

Right now, Pete Hegseth is at a briefing about Ukraine’s latest success and wishing a VodCopter would ambush him.

MYSTIC NAVY FIGHT SONG Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh! Sail on to victory With mystic bones and scrying stones, Hooray!

“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹

“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹

DARTH STERCUS HAS MANIFESTED

The problem isn’t that Trump nods off. It’s that he wakes up.

ChaosiumCon USA 2025: It’s all about Sacrifice

I was so sad to hear that Dennis Prager is still alive. But then, maybe he *was* really dead and came back like Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON to show us what Hell really is. For Dennis, it’s his 3 wives endlessly denying him sex and telling him to pick up his socks.

🎶El-Virus El-Virus My lungs are on fire with El-virus Today I chanced to meet up With a fan of RFK Those airborne droplets really made my little eyes shine (Yes they did) I was having trouble breathing My stomach started heaving My lips turned blue and I started to flatline🎶

A project I’m working on, with my expensive Japanese Pencil: the Glorantha deities, in cartoon form.

Behold! The special $8 pencil from Japan! (Being a big spender, I bought two.)

Nothing says “DORK” quite like a Bandaid on the chin…

Man, I am really sad to hear that George Lowe has passed. I once had ribs with him at a BBQ joint in Pantego, Texas. Ribs With Space Ghost will always be one of my peak life experiences.

While the results are visually compelling, I cannot regard this Skillet Meal as a success.

The new 2025 ROTAVIRUS- I do not recommend it.

Elon thinks he’s Lazarus Long, but he’s really just Dwayne Hoover in those precious few moments before the pummeling and finger-biting begins.

I’VE FOUND THE ENEMY STRONGHOLD! TIME TO SET THE CHARGES AND GET OUT OF HERE!

INSHITTUS “It matters not I shat my pants How toxic are the fumes that roll I am the Master of my Shart I am the Captain Of My Hole.”

🎶I flew 47 miles at midnight I cough up grizzly bones in my pellets Got a brand new nest by the roadside And it's lined with a human hide It's got about a dozen owlets And I brought 'em a big fat dove Come on over and sit on my nest And tell me WHOOOO do you love🎶

Cashier: “Would you like to apply for [Store Credit Card]?” Me: “No, thanks! I need another credit card like a Chimp needs a Gun.”

🎶Musk is just another Fool, Who thinks that Cash can make him Cool🎶

Gloranthan art project from this summer- a Lunar Empire grain tax stamp. It just felt right!

Here’s the black background variant of The Red Goddess. She spends as much time in Death as in Life, after all…

Some devotional art…

I’m here. For whatever it’s worth, I’m here.