Monday morning feeling: - Dad: "Good morning" - Alba: "No, no, nooooo" Same kiddo, same

This won't be a quick one

Alba gave me Pepito to put on my bed so "I don't be scared at night". I honestly don't know what I did to deserve such a sweet little girl

"look! A dinosaursaurus!!"

Ok, I'm actually enjoying coding with AI. I'm enjoying it a lot

A nice read for today www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

En cuanto se conoció la denuncia de la VÍCTIMA de AGRESIÓN SEXUAL contra José Ángel González Jiménez, el DAO, se FILTRÓ la QUERELLA y su IDENTIDAD x los GRUPOS de WhatsApp de la propia POLICÍA y está recibiendo ataques ¿Y NOS SORPRENDE que NO DENUNCIARA EN COMISARÍA y fuera DIRECTAMENTE AL JUZGADO?

The problem isn't that I have a bad back. The problem is capitalism

#Mentira Ya existe. 680 páginas de thriller ya son vuestras. Tengo miedo, pero a la vez me siento orgulloso de compartirlo con vosotros. Os quiero muchísimo 💛💛💛 Amazon: amzn.to/4qOWVTq ECI: cutt.ly/2th5B7dQ CDL: cutt.ly/Pth5BKsd Fnac: cutt.ly/Lth5BUch Agapea: cutt.ly/Ath5NjzB TTL: cutt.ly/Dth5NTVX

Que ganas que ganas que ganas! Mañana!!!!!

I'm learning negotiation tactics from my 3 yo. The most effective way to negotiate I've learned so far is to stick to "no". No matter what the offer is. Do this over and over and over until you break your opponent's soul and will to live. Mate she is such a natural

Yo no entiendo las modas. Seré vieja... Pero como tomarte 5 minutos para hacerte un té y coger una manta para leer despacio, y mirar a ratitos por la ventana... Como eso no hay nada. Ya hasta dejo libros a medias si no me gustan. Disfrutar la lectura >>> sufrir la lectura

It is done, I repeat, it is done 🥲

"Mummy you have a big belly!!" Thanks... I hadn't noticed...

Los incels van a calzón cagao descubierto. Talibanización en marcha.

El problema de la okupación, la bulería.

I call it finished! I could add another stick at the bottom or some tassels, even a border. But it's finished enough

Hairy before even being finished

"Daddy, it's your turn to be a winner". Cause in this house we manage expectations properly

"today, we found some seaweed outside with Amber. It came from the trees! We didn't wake them because they didn't have eyes!" The way these little brains work 💜

Ok. The world is falling apart but look at how pretty this is turning out!

Oh no I've been cat trapped!

An itch-free head is so underrated

This is looking gorgeous

She won't get up my lap until I get my yarn out. Even if I'm calling her. She will only get on my lap once there is blanket and yarn and knows she won't be moved. Better than a morning yoga ritual this is

Every time I see crappy AI images or stuff like this molt church thing I can't avoid thinking "we keep burning more and more fuel to power this shit"

It ended up being gorgeous

Somebody in Reddit nicknamed the jasmine stitch "the butthole stitch" and now I can't unsee it. Happy Friday!

I don't stress crochet. You stress crochet

Igual seguir solo con estos 3 colores y hacerme un chal republicano?

- El Iker va a estar blanqueando el fascismo en prime time - A ver, tampoco será tan descarado Un segundo después:

Lets block it!

Every crocheter and knitter knows that "I need more yarn" is a tautology

Not bad for the first one. Longer borders and I'm done

Pattern crochet is worked from the bottom up. Which means that now I have a lovely hand crocheted banner that says "CAPITALISM" (WIP)

I'm incredibly hyped about my current crochet project. First time I designed a pattern 😁 it's gonna look awesome

Very very calm today

I've seen people using GitHub to upload crochet patterns and I already have in mind the first one I want to do in mosaic crochet. Best use of GitHub ever

Friday plans; watch numberblocks do bubble sort, cuddle on the sofa and eat pizza

Look what we found in our local bookshop!! 💜💜💜 I didn't know @tkingfisher.com had a new book out!! Also, if you ever find yourself in Kingswood, visit lost in the reads, an absolute beauty of a bookstore.

Having a bilingual kid is all cool until you realize she can now fire neverending whys in two different languages

Looks like It was bonfire night yesterday in turbo island. Don't blame whoever did it it's freezing

Plan after today's chores; leisure walk from Clifton to the Centre, stop to buy a coffee, see the price, mutter "nope nope", keep walking and get some lunch in St Nicks. It's sunny and everything!

My kingdom for some docstrings

Weekend mandala

What's the point of having a reading goal? Like, an arbitrary number of books. Unless you're working on reading comprehension... Doesn't it take the fun out of it? I get wanting to read X amount of non fiction or technical books. But if reading novels is not fun... Do something else?

Little bit of peace and quiet

This is why we didn't put on weight during xmas. Would totally recommend. And the travel day on Sunday and the rainy day on Saturday bring the average down.

It's MR Friday!!