"...For real. Not even in my wildest dreams would I conjure this up. That is only something THEY could think up." Don't overthink about wild dreams.

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... "You are wearing a two-piece.. bikini. It has chilli peppers as a pattern." The Joyseeker was hilarious.

Somehow, he seemed to know just fine. "It's me. You look... summery."

What... is he wearing??

⁉️ Why was he suddenly in nothing but a pair of 3 inch inseam trunks?? A wispy cloak of shadows formed around him until he could find where the hells his clothes went to, the only thing visible from within being a pair of amethyst eyes peering out.

(Of course he was right, and no need to suffer under nuclear levels of Scoville. Moze stayed still and quiet for a few moments while Jiaoqiu adjusted.) You doubted me. How are you feeling? Not too disorientated?

(Taking his hands, Moze summoned a veil of shadows that enveloped around them both, able to keep him shrouded so long as he maintained contact.)

That is not the point. (A soft sigh, shaking the thought from his head entirely.) Give me your hands.

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Yes, really. (So unnecessary. And unhygienic.) Would you like to try the shadows? (They really were very cooling.)

Jiaoqiu..! (His gasts... they are flabbered.) That is too much, even for you.

For the most part. (As Jiaoqiu leaned his head into the touch, Moze moved his hand to cradle the Foxian's cheek, a gentle brush of his thumb before withdrawing his hand again, letting it fall to his side.) What trick were you going to play on me this time? (He knew Jiaoqiu had something in mind.)

(He kept himself still, allowing gentle hands to map out his face.) If not me, then who? (Reaching out, he smoothed some of Jiaoqiu's stray hairs back into place.)

... (If he hadn't felt guilty before, he did now. Stepping out from the cloak of shadows, Moze approached the healer.) I'm here. (A gentle indication of where he was before him, letting his voice be his guide.)

(A soft sigh at the dramatics.) Because I know all of your tricks.

Are you trying to emotionally blackmail me? 😐 (It might be working...)

Pass. Why don't you save some for Feixiao?

Entirely. (Eyeing the 'cure' suspiciously, just his hooded head poking out from a veil of shadows. Nothing fit for consumption should ever be that shade of red.) You enjoy.

(Oh... Oh, no.) It is quite cool here in the shadows, thank you.