my dead body jerks suddenly awake and i start coughing up dust and spider webs

i’ve been dead with the flu for the past 4 days but i think i might be alive again. tbd

i love when there are nationwide outages. bye bye emails

the ability to put plants in your home storage is insane. my beaches no longer have to be flower wastes

time for my monthly post

anyways cancel your spotify subscription and move to tidal instead it’s better over there and they don’t run ads for ICE <3

expected and unsurprising

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going! Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists. We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

if u search barrel jeans on pinterest it’s just 100 stanced up white women who look like they’re ready to fight you

how it feels to deal with annoying ass ppl in the office today

i did this and it healed me

i’m going insane in the office i need to do artisan crafts with my hands NOW

the primal urge to rearrange my apartment is setting in

from the top rope it’s seasonal depression with a steel chair

i’m gonna need resetti to be about 500% bitchier ngl

the way i sprinted back here the second i saw the acnh news

i look away for one second and the bsky app icon looks Different

not to post about supernatural on main but if they make a reboot i’m moving to the coast to convalesce by the seaside

Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform. Cancel your Spotify subscription. #BoycottSpotify

spotify is running ice recruitment ads so i switched to tidal with a bunch of my irls today :)

good morning to everyone except the people who sent me work emails while i was on vacation 💚

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

nyc nintendo store!!! i bought the cheapest thing i could get my hands on 🤠

work event today gotta dress in business attire

god gives baby fever to his most pregnancy averse and childfree soldiers as a sick and twisted little prank

good morning sleepers, nappers, and dozers

my body needs to pick a struggle. there is too much going on

75% please i can’t take it anymore

THE CRUX DELUXE

enjoy my 3 minute edit

animal crossing fans today

at the dentist thinking of diptyque philosykos

im alive !

hello everyone i missed you little guys in my phone

only 90° outside i’m freezing

when events occur in my control freak life that i cannot control

big things happening in the rach multiverse

ate my first pickle in over a decade and actually liked it (it was fried in a delicious crispy batter i still don’t like pickles)

when events occur in my control freak life that i cannot control

waking up at 5:50 am and frantically emailing my senator to let him know he’s a piece of shit

i dusted the ceiling

my bathroom is sparkling

it’s drunk cleaning time

i need to watch fleabag again i think it’ll fix me this time

i am 50% of the way through onyx storm and it’s been actual psychological torture throughout. but as a hater i must persist

what could be more scrumptious than the humble pringle

i wanna know yalls faves

everyone has that one coworker who’s always falling for ai engagement bait and showing u on their phone right