Hey, #Uber, what we would LIKE is for your drivers not to pull off before we’ve strapped our child in. What we NEED is for them not to pull off *while the door is wide open, and the mother is leaning halfway into the car, and then you run over her fucking foot*!! The bar is low. Clear it.

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MOTHER COURAGE & HER CHILDREN, Globe Theatre, 24/6/26 @ 2.00pm shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/mother-courage-and-her-children/ OH MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 2/9/26 @ 7.30pm Ohmaryplay.co.uk PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Woking New Vic, 9/10/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com

I’m not sure quite what went wrong with one of the child’s birthday cards… 👁️

It is altogether typical of this government that, when someone is signed of sick from work, their FIRST question is not “how do we help them recover?”, but “how fast can we get them working again?” They are not. The same. Question. share.google/wtW76pFVYePj...

Still think you “need” AI? Literally stealing resources from actual humans to generate lies and fantasies.

Well #IntoTheWoods at The Bridge was rather gorgeous. Set and costumes were exquisite, there wasn’t a weak link in the cast, and @melanielabarrie.bsky.social as the Witch … I have such a talent crush on that woman!

The Globe’s #MotherCourage is replete with gunfire, obscenity, rape and killing. Note for tourists: There may be such a thing as introducing your eight year old to TOO MUCH culture. (Seriously, I think I just watched some kids form memories they’ll discuss with a therapist one day).

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ MOTHER COURAGE & HER CHILDREN, Globe Theatre, 24/6/26 @ 2.00pm shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/mother-courage-and-her-children/ PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Woking New Vic, 9/10/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com

Just so you know, by this logic the government can ban any activity tomorrow and if you’ve done it in the past, you’re going to jail. Which is not how laws are supposed to work.

A please @labouruk.bsky.social, stop saying that it's up to us to stop Reform. YOU could stop a Reform government in 2029, by introducing the proportional representation so many in the country have been clamouring for. The only way Farage can win is through our crazy first-past-the-post system.

It would be great if Labour, instead of looking at the election results and going “hey, we need to be more like the nazis!”, recognised that the nazis already HAVE a party, and the people they need to appeal to and unify is EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A NAZI.

Long shot, but does anyone know any autism/neurodivergence friendly employers in Sheffield? Someone I know is really struggling to find anywhere that will make even minor adjustments for him. Background in data/coding/finance. @helpsheffield.co.uk

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 14/5/26 @ 8.45pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ MOTHER COURAGE & HER CHILDREN, Globe Theatre, 24/6/26 @ 2.00pm shakespearesglobe.com/whats-on/mother-courage-and-her-children/

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MEAN GIRLS Curve Leicester, 6/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 14/5/26 @ 8.45pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/

WHY???

Solar panels don’t damage the countryside you just don’t like the way they look. Skylarks. Linnets. Yellowhammers. www.ecoportal.net/en/solar-pan...

I have been instructed that I have to bring down my blood pressure in order to be prescribed ADHD meds. Because when someone’s blood pressure is high from stress, adding another demand to the overwhelming list is a sure fire way to bring it down. 😒 I guess I’m not getting ADHD meds.

Where exactly, in the history of a grown adult falling over for no comprehensible reason, does one seek a neurological evaluation? Because this is my third major fall this year, and it’s getting absurd. Hip is swollen and purple, and ribs hurt when I breathe. 🙁

“I think this world renowned oncologist should be careful expressing opinions on health”. “I think a senior NASA flight engineer should stop casting doubt on the viability of our manned mission to Jupiter”. There is a word for both sides of this equation. One of them is “stupid”. #Vance #PopeLeo

Well, I got my ADHD diagnosis today, to the surprise of literally no one. Everyone is acting like I should be either shocked or overjoyed at the validation, but after this long, it’s kind of just another acronym. 😏

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MEAN GIRLS New Vic Woking, 30/4/26 @ 7.30pm Curve Leicester, 6/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 14/5/26 @ 8.45pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/

Watching #WickedForGood and - am I missing something? It’s not good. The design is very pretty, but the pacing is shocking, the characters are obnoxiously stupid and the music is - meh. I get why nine year old girls like it, but it’s just so insubstantial.

I have complete faith that the absolute fucking witchcraft my therapist is practicing on me, reintegrating all the fractured bits of self, is going to be tremendously healing in the long run, but the problem is that it’s 10 days till my next appointment, and I can’t breathe for terror. #DID #EMDR

Oh, apparently it’s #WorldAutismAwarenessDay as well, so fuck them some more. 🙃

There are so many words I could use to describe a gang of 12-13 year old boys, whose idea of fun is bullying a 7 year old autistic girl to the point of tears. I also have words for their parents. But I probably shouldn’t use any of those words in front of children.

To the skateboarder who just hurled a torrent of ableist slurs at a blind woman, for attempting to cross the road ahead of him: I cordially hope there is a tram coming when you reach the bottom of the hill. 😌

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MEAN GIRLS Sunderland Empire, 7/4/26 @ 7.30pm New Vic Woking, 30/4/26 @ 7.30pm Curve Leicester, 6/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 14/5/26 @ 8.45pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/

One of those therapy sessions where any attempt to describe the epiphany is going to make you sound MORE crazy.

Straight up admitting Trump is the Antichrist under their own theology. Anyone remember where the followers of the Beast are meant to end up?

Well this just sums up the anti-human bleakness of #AI

Oh good, murdering civilians AND making the UK a target, all to placate a demented paedophile and his “end of days” Christofascist handlers. Absolutely the UK electorate’s priority right now. 🙄

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: MEAN GIRLS Wales Millennium Centre, 14/3/26 @ 2.30pm Sunderland Empire, 7/4/26 @ 7.30pm New Vic Woking, 30/4/26 @ 7.30pm Curve Leicester, 6/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/ OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 14/5/26 @ 8.45pm ohmaryplay.co.uk

I don’t even know what to do with the news today. I’m so tired. Our continued existence is in the hands of a small number of pro-rapture Christofascists, who simply don’t care who, or how many, they have to murder. I can’t see how you can shut Pandora’s box now, America.

I just witnessed a member of Sheffield station staff sprint down platform and wrestle a man to the ground. A train was coming in and he was threatening to jump. Damn good reflexes there @eastmidsrailway.bsky.social, I assume this is one of yours, please send our thanks and good wishes.

So what we have here is an organisation manufacturing controversy and division, at the expense of both Black and disabled artists. WHY they did it must be thoroughly investigated and someone needs to be held accountable. #BBC #BAFTA

Just finished BBC’s #LordOfTheFlies. Bloody hell. Obviously, you know it’s going to be brutal, but - bloody hell. Beautiful, awful, theatrical, hallucinatory. Astonishing acting, from kids so young.

So I haven’t done this in a while and I’m feeling self-conscious about it, so let me explain first. I have episodes of psychosis. (My current diagnosis is CPTSD with DID features). Sometimes this is distressing, but overall I have been good at running the Crazy in parallel with my everyday life.

This could honestly change the lives of immune compromised friends who get ALL the winter bugs. Also teachers and parents.

Well, maybe I will never get to #AudioDescribe a #Punchdrunk show, but as of this evening I have at least ticked “directed by Felix Barrett” off the list. #ParanormalActivity. (Also, you know what? My timing was fucking impeccable.)

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Sunderland Empire, 7/4/26 @ 7.30pm New Vic Woking, 30/4/26 @ 7.30pm Curve Leicester, 6/5/26 @ 7.30pm Hull New Theatre, 28/5/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/

I know someone who “Mornington Crescent’s” A LOT, and despite being fairly well politically aligned with him, the relentless dragging gloom of it just makes me want to scream “shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!” I think he does it to demonstrate he’s in the club.

I feel there’s research to be done on tribalism in left/right spectrum of politics. For example: I loved Neil Gaiman. Rapist? Dead to me. To A LOT of his typically liberal audience. Whereas on the right, you have evidence a President repeat visited pedophile island, but uh-uh, no way, one of ours!

The road to fascism is paved with everyone pointing to coal mine canaries and saying "that's just a dead bird. It doesn't mean anything."

I’m not doing well. I’m seeing #Epstein images and discussions on my feed and it’s reinforcing my belief that nowhere is safe. That even if it ISN’T all men, most of them will make excuses for the ones that it is. When you’re powerless, how do you make peace with a world like this?

Upcoming #AudioDescriptions: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, Ambassadors Theatre, 9/2/26 @ 7.30pm paranormalonstage.com OH, MARY!, Trafalgar Theatre, 28/2/26 @ 2.00pm ohmaryplay.co.uk MEAN GIRLS Wales Millenium Centre, 14/3/26 @ 2.30pm Sunderland Empire, 7/4/26 @ 7.30pm meangirlsmusical.com/

Well, I just did my last #AudioDescription for #MammaMia at the Novello. (The last until someone calls in sick, anyway). It was never my cup of tea, but you do have to appreciate the sheer joy it brings its audiences. It’s also the gig that bookended lockdown for me, so that will always be weird.

Where are you, #ProLife #Christian #Republicans? This is a CHILD. If you can’t even fight for HIM, what is the point of ANY of your arguments? If you look away, you will have to answer for it one day.

I’ve been doomscrolling for years, but there’s just never been this quality of doom before. Covid came close, but we could at least imagine we were making a difference then.

I just saw this picture of a five year old, with his school bag and little blue bunny hat, being put into an #ICE vehicle, and I am not getting anything else done today. I don’t even believe in hell, but if you defend this - if you even THINK about HOW to defend this - I hope you burn.

Anyone got a guess what this word might be? From context, it’s probably a colour, but I’ve no idea. #WritingInTheDark #AudioDescription