I always wanted to be Alastair Cookie when I grew up. This is amazing btw m.youtube.com/watch?v=7YYO...

I think, from memory, that the single most disturbing kids in the hall sketch was probably the one where Kevin McDonald keeps saying “Gorgonzola cheese” with strange emphasis. I don’t remember why. What did it mean? All that remains of the sketch is that creepy whispered fragment divorced of context

I played my kids a lot of music in 2025. My 4 year old’s favorite bands were: the Beatles, ABBA, The Beach Boys (mostly pet sounds,) The Smiths, McCartney solo, The B-52s, R.E.M., The Cure, Tegan and Sara, and in recent weeks, They Might Be Giants. My 10 year old listened to Kate Bush.

Holy Christmas getting prescribed nerve pain meds has been a “game changer.” Look out 2026, here comes mouse!

In the kitchen making coffee just now I was treated to the intrusive memory of Guns N’ Roses covering bohemian rhapsody, I could hear it just as clear as can be in my mind, terrible terrible terrible But I suspect this may be some Mandela effect kindof thing or my brain just invented it entirely?

The joke’s on you, our polycule is celibate, a diy nunnery

Anyone else head canon that yukon cornelius is a trans guy?

Wake me up before you gogol

I would like to apologize to everyone named Jake for immediately thinking “the pillow snake” after hearing or reading your name

Terrible things happen to me when I forget to take my spiro for a few days. Yall, an antlered mouse is a terrifying sight to behold. And on a supermoon, no less. Get me to the shrieking shack.

Sometimes when the television is on in an otherwise dark room I close my eyes and watch the flashing lights through my eyelids and wonder how whatever it is could possibly be worth it

God I’m just so happy it’s fucking December again. It’s my favorite month of the year and it’s supposed to snow tomorrow!

If I am a mouse then why am I always woofing, meowing, braying what is happening to me?

Muppet Scabies 🎵

REM continued: the 4 year old has been making me play “drive” over and over lately and it feels like a pretty weird song for a four year old to be so into

I think you’re probably basically evil if, at your core, you don’t think shiny happy people is an unironically and objectively beautiful song

Algorithm Blues: “Oh, this trans anarchist tarot card reader is having visions that correspond eerily to my recovery from narcissistic abuse, therefore I am meant to buy this guitar pedal to help me finish my album!”

Got my first tattoo the other day. I’ve wanted this since 2009

It’s 9 am in Maine. How many times in a row has your 4 year old needed to listen to toy food this morning?

Strawberry fields forever …or else!!

Why do I seem to want to have a pedal steel part on this song? Is this because I’m in my 40s now? Wtf is happening to me

Hurray it’s shot day, I fucking love shot day, like Christmas morning once a week

Every once in a while when my mood is low I think of that old footage of the b52s playing rock lobster live and Fred saying “followed by *a* KELP” and I giggle inwardly and momentarily feel less blue 🩵

I’ve officially become one of those old mums that everyone has a good laugh at when she tries to play a video game

Are the aliens here yet or?

Pedophilia is the issue that could unite humans of wildly differing demographics around the world against the reptilian class of vile degenerates who feel entitled to harm youth, and monopolize global resources and power to achieve such destructive and predatory ends.

I’ve avoided social media for a good while, slowly dipping back into it and I feel like I have very little idea what is going on in the world since I follow zero other news sources. So… did the Nuremberg Laws drop yet, or what?

Todays advice: don’t fall for it if someone asks you to say “smurf stick” five times fast

Does anyone else ever just randomly say the word “crispy” like Dana Fairbanks for no discernible reason?

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Me and some friends worked on a compilation to support Nesey's legal fund. We got 27 different artists who all pitched in to help her out in this time of need. We're also selling CDs! Check it out, there's a lot of good music for a good cause! matteddistribution.bandcamp.com/album/never-...

its bandcamp friday! buy this :3

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I am very ill (legitimately so, doctor’s note and everything) and unable to prevent the legal steamroller from crushing my partner and I tomorrow. A significant chance of arrest for contempt of a court order or failure to appear (due to illness) because my presence was subpoenaed exists.

Went out of town for a few days recently and came home to sick children. And now I’ve got a sore throat and a cough. 🤬

The kids are watching 101 Dalmatians. The baby was NOT interested during the opening credits, but once they started trotting out dogs and barking he completely flipped out and is sooo into it. The animation is so frickin good, so many creative techniques

Someone sent photos of me processed in a way that attempts to approximate how I might have looked had I been born a cis girl. It’s interesting to consider how my story might be received if I was. I surely would’ve endured other harms, but this does help to clarify a transphobic element of things

I started to write an email on my phone but it started writing backwards. I typed “Hello” but “olleH” appeared on the screen and for a brief moment I thought reality had been warped. But elsewhere everything types fine, so I’m sure it’s just an ephemeral insect interfering with app

Ive often had the lonely feeling of having been a prototype. A being that would become far more commonly produced in another 10-20 years after my birth. (Surely we original units didn’t just all die?)

Extremely funny to me that it took a conversation with @1234567.bsky.social last year to help me fully comprehend that I have always existed somewhere under the furry umbrella. When I’ve privately identified as Mouse for decades, was in a 6 year relationship with a Badger, and, like, there’s this:

Someone sent photos of me processed in a way that attempts to approximate how I might have looked had I been born a cis girl. It’s interesting to consider how my story might be received if I was. I surely would’ve endured other harms, but this does help to clarify a transphobic element of things

Deleting this app off my phone until I get a better handle on managing my trauma symptoms in a way that reduces the likelihood of prison/fines. I’m worried I failed to comprehend something about the court order and have needlessly endangered myself. So anyway, please keep resharing the gofundme. Bye

Resharing with my own thing cos solidarity is the only way we survive 🏳️‍⚧️

Got some unofficial legal advice to stfu and will try to take it seriously. I have a hard time biting my tongue in the face of injustice when I’m sitting on mounds of evidence proving my case & getting triggered and bullied, exploiting my known issues (ptsd/mania/memory problems/no impulse control)

Just randomly thought of the after school daycare supervisor when I was a kid circa 1990-92? who encouraged us to just eat the salted sunflower seeds crawling with ants (ants and all.) I think this was in Hollis, Maine.

I don’t suppose there are any millionaires out there who want to help out… maybe Stephen Colbert wants to thank me for all the years he got to enjoy listening to “in the aeroplane over the sea” without having to know it was problematic? *youre welcome*