The first Dem in congress from either house to give a Republican a wedgie, noogie, or wet Willie gets a donation from me. Has to be on camera, though.

Kelvin Hegseth

Ghoulish

Boy oh boy, don’t tell a Times writer that there’s anything wrong over at the (withered and possibly terminal) Gray Lady.

Could also be a “wandered off” situation. Either way, Sasquatch has to go.

I feel like the @nytimes.com owes us a little liberal bias right about now.

Fox News is kind of in a pickle, huh? No doubt they’d love to skewer the @nytimes.com, but that just means talking more about Trump and Epstein.

The contempt @schumer.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov have for us is really breathtaking.

Schumer works for Netanyahu. He’s a walking stereotype.

What if Schumer and his cronies would rather run a rump Democratic caucus than be on the outside looking in on a powerful and dynamic Democratic Party?

If you want to get Greg Bovino extra mad, tell him to watch the Walken/Hopper scene from True Romance. IYKYK

He’s bored

This seems a bit unfair. He should get the hell out of the way, there’s a doctor right there (ok, it’s Dr. Oz, but still). There are also other people much closer helping, he would have very much been a hindrance.

More of this. He is a vile creature. They all are.

Goddamn fucking right, a day later.

@jaketapper.bsky.social He’s confusing Cuba and South Africa. Thoughts?

Pardon me for pettiness, but he’s a Mets fan, and that’s the hat that should have been depicted here.

Just hook it up to my veins.

So was it all just Cheney’s malign spirit, and now that he’s worm food the spell is broken?

Cheney croaks, GOP flops.

The NYPD is gonna be extra nightsticky tonight, huh?

Eat shit, Andy.

Yub nub

100%. And I left a profane message at Schumer’s office today telling him I’d never vote for him again.

There is a non zero chance that the dad figured if they went to Russia, where being publicly gay is functionally illegal, he’d find less temptation.

I wonder how many people saw One Battle After Another and wondered why they named their org after a cocktail? 😂

It’s not actual Dodgers fans faults, but your team is about to go bow and scrape to Trump, so maybe keep that in mind as you crow.

Nancy Mace reminds me of the character Jennifer Aniston played on 30 Rock.

This is what JD’s wife would recognize as foreplay.

And where exactly was Brad Pitt when all of this was going down?

Will the Navy be accused of wokeness for that commercial?

I love that this ump says “no” instead of “ball”. I love how baseball allows little weird things like that to flourish.

That was some Tom Emansky shit right there.

What a dumb challenge.

True American heroes

Baseball has no halftime show. Baseball needs no halftime show.

They interrupt the World Series for a Jonas Brothers performance? For fucking real?

This is the true spirit of America, right here. Not the masked thugs, the ordinary people taking a stand for truth, justice, and the GODDAMNED AMERICAN WAY.

Sometimes life throws a random beautiful thing at you, in this case a swan in the East River.

Please let him be out. I think he’s out. 😂

Seen on Instagram and I couldn’t stop laughing.

It really is the patriotic thing to root for the Jays. You get a pass if you’re an actual Dodgers fan (but that opens up a whole other can of worms 😂)

This is a criminal org, like the SS. Every last one of them, from the office drones to the field goons, is guilty. No real American can ever forget that. Don’t let your kids play with their kids. Don’t serve them. Belittle them every chance you get. They don’t get to be part of civil society.

One Battle After Another is fucking great.

This Jew says grow a pair, for god’s sake.

Kind of pisses me off that Scherzer and Bassitt both contributed. Three years too late, jerks.

I don’t know anyone who likes mid game interviews with managers and players, yet they are continuously forced on us.

They are all so dumb, it’s what MIGHT save us.

I have a visceral dislike for LA Dodger fans wearing Brooklyn Dodger gear.

Actually fuck all these answers. You’d keep me from a Mets Game 7 by killing me, nothing less.