Messi resembles Tim Blake Nelson.

Holy shit!!!

Mamzambi sounds a lot like “Rob Zombie” when the announcer gets excited.

If the Mets can’t kill me, no goddamn vaccine will.

Replay is the tool of the devil. I loathe it. Humans should make every decision in the moment, and then we can argue about it until the cows come home. That’s a huge part of the entertainment value of sports and I can’t believe people don’t realize it.

That sucks

Holy shit!!!!

My Hindu friend was assured the tracks wouldn’t bend.

Offsides as practiced in soccer is ridiculous.

I still find it puzzling and comical that it’s illegal to show anyone drinking in alcohol commercials. Those Pilgrims really implanted their codes like the Bene Gesserit.

Anyone with even a passing memory of American history from fucking grade school should see this for what it is.

Jesus Christ, Louis Farrakhan is still alive?

If FIFA is so worried about hydration, you’d think they’d allow players to get a drink while there’s a prolonged injury stoppage.

A man with no canal, and certainly no plan.

If he really does this (I have my doubts), he’ll stink like a quart of mayonnaise left in a parked car in August for a week.

Yep

Accurate

Jesus Christ, the Venezuelans will have to rely on Trump for humanitarian relief, won’t they?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I actually saw a dog in this situation a couple months ago and called 911. Despite a precinct and firehouse being 2 blocks away, nobody showed up. The owner eventually appeared and got publicly shamed by me and several others.

The GOP candidate for governor in Tennessee is running an openly anti Semitic and pro-Hitler campaign, but it’s Mamdani who’s the threat to Jews.

David Frum really is the pits.

This isn’t an offensive line, it’s just wildly ignorant. Jon clearly isn’t aware that Muslims circumcise their sons. The joke doesn’t work!

Don’t see too many Great Muppet Caper references these days. Charles Grodin is smiling somewhere.

If Holmes wasn’t injured we could steal a page from the old Boston Braves. “Holmes and McLean and pray for rain”.

Oh man, Rad Rye in Madison. Best fucking sandwiches I ever had.

This is just pitch perfect for the @nypdnews.bsky.social. No notes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’ve thought about this a lot over the years, and the answer is he doesn’t have any. He’s corrupt, He’s cruel, he’s stupid, he’s ignorant, he’s a bad father and husband, and he’s an awful dresser. And despite what I keep hearing, he’s not remotely funny.

The MTA is painting random cars in World Cup team colors. Today I rode in the German rail car, just like my ancestors. You’d think someone would have thought of that.

Hahahahahaha holy fucking shit.

Does no one remember Jon Hamm’s Gatorade salmon on 30 Rock?

The president of the United States is watching a cage fight under a bunch of untested metal structures in a lightning storm.

This is what true American patriots strive for. When I wave my flag, this is what I am imagining.

Gary is right about age. I was 8 in 1986. It stamps you for life.

I usually don’t like in game interviews, but Jon Hamm is the man and also is damn charming.

If the City must burn, let’s hope Staten Island goes first.

Slaps in the face are legal now.

i think the most heartening thing about this isn't just Chicago or Minneapolis, places we know have the kind of politics to resist, but the fact that there weren't these kinds of pogroms in Ohio or Maine or the other small towns where they incited them against very specific communities like Haitians

No person who had taken even a HS history class would speak those words.

I remember Game 6 in 1986, this is just like that. Just not possible to do, but they did it.

If the Knicks can come back so can America

Refs are in the tank, but this is still a choke job all the way.

I’ve never seen less honest officiating.

They only showed him during the Anthem because it was their best shot at avoiding booing.

Isn’t Tina Fey famously a Philly person?

Just saw a billboard ad for Vagisil. The tagline they chose was “it’s going to be a Vagisil summer.” Maybe I’m nuts, but I think a summer WITHOUT an itchy vagina is preferable?

New York's entire vibe today is like a class about to give the substitute teacher a breakdown

Every democratic elected official needs to do two things to (limited) extent they can: Check FEC records , only trust cops that have donated to Dem candidates in sensitive positions like their protection details and command posts + vice versa Stand up their own armed force (DA investigators, etc)