I’m very confused. After 9 innings, the Mets had more runs than the other team. What does that mean?

The Mets won a fucking baseball game.

Gonna be awkward with Whiskey Pete at the CBS table on Saturday.

Goddamn it, I was at best a C student in HS math, and all I had to do to get better grades was say I had a different way of doing it?

Too bad, Cletus.

And so he shall be known

This morning, I found $20 in a pair of pants I hadn’t worn in a while. I put it all on the Mets to win, because masochism.

Old Bay flavored Goldfish are ridiculously good.

The animals can sense it when something’s off.

I’m technically Gen X since I was born in 78, but I’ve never felt a part of it. When it became a thing, I was maybe 13 or 14 and the term was really referring to people in their 20’s.

Looks like Don Draper finally got that ad right, but for the wrong company.

Is this heresy or blasphemy, or some kind of combination?

Mets have squandered all the good will from 2024. What a waste.

Lindor is playing with his head up his ass right now. Very troubling. I don’t mean because he isn’t hitting, slumps are slumps. His head isn’t in the game.

How the fuck are there 2 unrelated big league ballplayers named Max Muncy, and they share a birthday????

It should be a capital crime to walk slowly down the stairs in a subway station.

This is fucking awesome.

I’ve never heard of this guy before, he’s some sort of musician. I wonder if he’ll be covering the Horst Wessel Lied at his next concert?

The Republican Party must be dismantled.

I don’t like the son of a bitch, but President Hakeem Jefferies sounds delightful.

100%. Plus, he’ll probably settle scores with some other odious people, I say let the thieves fall out.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov must have some inkling of hideous things various Republicans have done in their personal lives. Shameful, evil, often illegal things. Now’s the to use it.

At 7:59 he’s going to announce the Iranians backed down. They won’t have, but he’ll say it, and everyone will give him a pass. Then in a week we’ll rinse and repeat.

Was anyone else floored to learn that Pam Bondi is 60? I thought she was maybe in her late 30’s.

A leadoff walk in 3 out of the 1st 4 innings. A leadoff home run in the other inning. 2 total runs.

Semien might be a great clubhouse guy, but can he be a great clubhouse guy from the bench?

Yes

I’m ready and willing to blame Mendoza for pretty much anything that goes wrong. He wasn’t the one who fixed things in 24, that was Iglesias and Lindor. After last year’s collapse, a lifeless team is unacceptable and he is the one in charge.

That’s the longest he’s ever lasted.

I love Marmite. Fight me.

Bizarre how intent they are on making every possible constituency hate them.

Much too early to boo Bichette, what are people thinking?

Not even 80 pitches and pulled? Come on!

@mayor.nyc.gov Somebody is fucking with your account. Unless of course you’re intentionally reposting all your posts from the last 2 weeks. In that case, knock it off, it’s incredibly annoying and cluttering up my timeline.

God I feel good when the Mets win.

1st place, baby!

I feel for that poor bastard ATC at LGA the same way I felt for that poor bastard on Breaking Bad. Damn.

And stay out

This is where Jacob deGrom went to college. You have to figure his worldview very much influenced his wanting to leave the Mets. Best pitcher I ever saw with my own eyes. Asshole.

I guess I blocked enough weirdo left wingers on here, because I haven’t been seeing all this anti semitic stuff others are talking about. I don’t envy the first person to say something to me in person, however.

This is as good an explanation for reality as any other.

Frum has lost his mind, huh?

Someone needs to ask Bush directly whether they spoke. Unless we’re to believe Clinton, Obama, or Biden said this.

I’m doing this next time I’m at an Italian restaurant.

First he get a noogie. Then the arm burn with the racist name. Then the water torture with the racist name. Then the purple nurple. Then a rat tail with a really wet beach towel. Then a wedgie. Capped off with a swirlie, possibly of the golden variety. Then he gets 10 years minimum. So I hope.

Good god, he’s right. Trump is just a really bad LLM.

He definitely saw an old film of the ceremony on the Missouri and wants that.

Damn right

Hahahahahahaha. He really wants Massachusetts to reject his family entirely, huh?