Uncle Tifa is the real threat. Way more violent than Antifa. You should see Bee Tifa and Fly Tifa too! Also very threatening.

Shitty that you can’t edit posts on BlueSky

I’ve had two severely bruised ribs this year from two separate incidents and as a result, I now walk on my hands with head pointing downwards and me feet in the air.

I’m the next Anne Hathaway and Anne Hathaway knows it.

Frankly, it’s concerning how many people tell me I look like David Krumholtz

My band! Come meet me THIS Thursday night in Nyack, NY!!

Holding space for this lady who let the horn grow, fuck it.

We push ourselves into lightly forbidden societal abnormalities to break what we think are antiquated conventions, but are actually long standing pseudo-freedoms, delicately bent ethics, so that we feel other than, better than, and righteous. Truth is, we are no more than boring living derivatives.

This app is not engaging. Doesn’t need to be exploitative like X but could seriously use a little razzle dazzle. Am I the razzle dazzle this app so desperately needs? You’re goddamn right I am.

Hello, BlueSky. My name? Krumholtz. David Krumholtz. Bang a fuckin rang!