I wanna be severed until the next season

Episode One of The Low Point is out with guest Gabe Mollica! Watch on YouTube or listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts via the link in my bio!

What’s the age cutoff for sending flowers after a hookup?

Probably for the best I became a comedian instead of a therapist

The B*llsh*t Reasons Insurance Companies Will Give To Not Pay Victims Of The California Wildfires

Kevin O’Leary is rumored to be in the running to buy TikTok Couldn’t we have gotten ANY other shark

catholic priests are now starting to experiment with AI which makes sense to me because AI is under 10 years old

I am getting use out of these stupid glasses one way or another

My biggest financial investment

My grandfather is 96 years old I asked him what the secret to living that old is so I can stay the fuck away from it

The New York Times reported today that another congress woman has had dementia while serving in office

Just give me back parking meters please

I love when a restaurant is mean

I caught myself watching a video on how to escape being handcuffed to a pole in a kidnapping situation What kind of life do I think I’m living?! I’m not James Bond, I woke up today at 11:30

I’m gonna start going to a new doctor

Terrifying.

Frankly, it’s concerning how many people tell me I look like David Krumholtz

Thank you to everyone who supports our small but mighty show in Hoboken. Happy Thanksgiving!

Mac and Cheese needs to be officially added to the Thanksgiving menu. WE’RE ALL DOING IT

I’ve been on here for about a week now and I can confirm this app is just Twitter ten years ago

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