Hey pups! J has been busy moving into his new dog house, but excited to share some pics soon!

Yep - now I could be Cerebus 😄

Wholesome content warning ⚠️ had a lovely walk in the park with @j-handler-alpha.bsky.social

🌺 Spring training starts now… you can stay right there on your knees

J doesn’t usually do hump day submissions… but what do you pups say?

It’s international puppy day huh? I’ll always treat this cutie like a puppy. He is a sweetheart and I hope I get to pup sit for him again ❤️

Good boys get treats

Fairness rule: if you TAKE a shower, you should GIVE a shower 💦

Hey pups…. You can look as long as you’d like 💚

Two playful pups, one hierarchy. Ness looks good being handled, wouldn't you agree? With @knotty-ness.bsky.social

Purple means playful 💜 Black means commanding 🖤 Together? We’re a problem. Bay Area pups might not be ready for this kind of trouble. @knotty-ness.bsky.social

These used to belong to cute twink @gentletopix.bsky.social. I decided they belonged on me instead. I’m enjoying that decision a lot.

Pups seem to like this look 🐾 Should I make another cropped sleeveless hoodie?

Ending 2025 and getting this hood squeaky clean … in preparation for J’s new hood from Mister S that will arrive in late January

Oops! 👇 Friendly reminder (to myself): not all pups want the same thing. Clean gear vs musk is personal, not universal. I had no intention to suggest otherwise in my attempt at a soapy, playful caption.

🎙️PSA (Puppy Service Announcement) Remember to clean your gear ❇️

A satisfying Christmas and relaxing, long weekend ☺️ woof

Relaxing after Christmas, waiting for someone to bring me eggnog

Hope you filthy animals had a good Christmas 😘

Awww…. Ok, you can have a cookie. I can’t say no to this cutie face ☺️ Happy pup: @knotty-ness.bsky.social

What’s this?! 😡 Ness - those are for Santa Paws! Caught in the act: @knotty-ness.bsky.social

He knows those aren’t his cookies. He also knows I’m watching 👀 Christmas Eve with @knotty-ness.bsky.social

J and @knotty-ness.bsky.social made cookies for Santa Paws. I hope he leaves a good gift under the tree 🌲

Weekends are for play time 🎮

Good Boy! Now you can bring that cute little muzzle over here. You know where 😉

Hey pup... How you doing? 😘 You're looking a little torn between behaving yourself and losing control 🐾

Good pups know better than to rush. You look best when you’re waiting and wanting.

Look at you already imagining it before I've even given a command 😏

Don't mistake this look as pup confidence. It’s alpha authority.

Just a tease to my Pup Ness on the difference between OFFICE J and OFFICER J 😘

In the PNW - hiking season is coming to a close but I'm still up for outside adventures. Who's gonna join me?

A tease followed by temptation... this is how your training starts, pup 🐕‍🦺

CleanliNess is next to DogliNess 🧼

You’re gonna help me shower, right?

Don’t mistake the view for an invitation. You’d have to earn that 👅

You can call it showing off.... but you’re still staring 😏 (redoing because my picture didn't load right)

Just a dog on a walk around the lake 🐾

You’d follow me out here, wouldn’t you? Just to see how far I’d make you go. The air might be cold, but I promise I can warm you up.

J went on a big adventure around Mount Rainier. Out here, I don’t hunt for company — I let it come crawling to me. Are you more into hiking now? 😜

Hey you. What do you think of J in brown?

Mountain gear optional - if you can handle an alpha's pace

J decided to try something a little artistic 👀

Look, no hands 🙌

I know what you're staring at. Now come over here and prove that you deserve it 🍆

Misbehave, I dare you 🔐

🟪 An alpha in purple doesn’t ask twice. You’ll listen the first time 🫵

Plants don’t complain when I soak them… you better not either. 🌱💧

A taste of what’s under the hood. The rest? You’ll have to earn it.