So one of my comfort vids is watching ppl set up camp (I know, very voyeur of me ha). Currently crushing on this guy & his dog 🤭 youtu.be/Zbwk7LsRWU8?...

Me and that one bisexual latino 🫐and that other pansexual white boy 🍑 (they won’t see this it’s fine 🤭)

Damn 69 (nice) deaths on easy mode 90 minutes into the game is wild. -the world’s most frustrated player

Any Dad/Mom type moots who know anything about pipes and water pressure and winter and traveling? I don’t want my pipes to burst while I’m away, is there anything special I need to do? Signed, An Orphan

Anyhoo I started a romance with the himbo ranch hand in Palia just to feel something 🥴

He remembers. You don't talk anymore and no one can tell, but he remembers how your hair smells and he remembers the sound of your gentle snore, and he remembers what you sing in the shower and how your eyes shone in the dark. He doesn't talk about it. He doesn't write about it. But he remembers.

I would like one horny please (my libido is shit)

Frankly, what I look like on my door cam is none of my business

ALSO I am criminally single. Virginally single even. So please forgive me when I say, it bugs me when couples sit next to each other, rather than across from each other at a restaurant 😑 (the couple next to me are too lovey dovey for my irritable mood)

Anyway you know I’m irritated because I’m using the bad words 😤

A big fuck you to the white man who was an absolute ass in the parking garage, including looking me directly in the eyes while slowly shaking his head & mouthing “NO!!” so that I don’t advance my car ahead of him EVEN THOUGH I was waiting longer than he was in the queue 🙄

Gave my signature wink to Irish Priest. Consider him charmed. (+1 to charisma or something like that)

Sometimes ppl lose interest in you and that’s not good or bad, it just is. And that doesn’t reflect on your desirability or attractiveness or character. Some people are just not compatible and that’s okay. You don’t need to chase after something that’s headed away from you. (my feelings are hurt 🥹)

It’s insomnia o’clock where I convince myself that anyone who wants to fck me is either 1) doing it for their own selfish gain or 2) doing it out of pity 🙃

I fear I have adapted to my sister’s night schedule 😭

When it’s raining outside & you work from home

Fighting the urge to cancel a little get together at my place this weekend for fear of no one showing up 🙃

do not love me in theory. do not praise the idea of me while flinching from my gravity. #poetry #micropoetry

Self love

Watching Wake Up Dead Man with Josh OC in his priest clergy outfit and then he turns his head and you see the little bit of his neck tattoo 🥴

I love a good cinnamon roll but almost every time I have one, I’m disappointed. Yeah sure it looks good, but after I’ve had it, it’s just not that satisfying. But sometimes I think, maybe it’s me? My standards are too high or maybe I should’ve lowered my expectations or I did something wrong.

I am ✨that✨ girl (itchy & self-conscious that these shoulder pads are too much)

2026 resolutions: - find another charity to donate to - some vague health related goal - lose my virginity lol jk - join a convent - manage my time better (oh shit I’m late for my date with Irish Priest! 😩 well that one’s out)

quiche & mimosas 🥂

Eating my twelve grapes for good luck, wearing my lucky pajamas & lucky underwear, opened the front door to let the old year out and usher the new one in… and now it’s time for bed, right? ☺️ Cheers 🥂

Nothing makes me clean house with a quickness like unexpected guests or New Year’s Eve.

It’s my first NYE alone (I’m usually with family) and I wanna make myself a nice dinner but I don’t know what I waaaant (emotional eaters unite or whatever)

FAMILIAR. A witch. A cat. A contract. If you were offered different cards tomorrow, would you take them? 🔮 familiarcomic.com

wizard cat has a very important message

The way my romantic life has been this year (abysmal), I am seriously considering abstinence in the new year so maybe it’s the final-final tiddie tuesday for tig 🙃 ⚠️ no saves, reposts, committing to memory, etc

I know you're shy, and you can blush and squirm if you like, but I'm still going to make you spread your legs right in front of my face and show me how you make yourself come.

🤔

Last night I thought about being fckd so loudly & aggressively to the rhythm of the sea lion barks just so I can drown it out and that’s when I knew it was time to go home.

An hour wait for this restaurant so I walked around and had dessert first 🥰

Sipping champagne in front of a fire and thinking about throwing the whole Tig away again. 🤔

Seen my tits but I didn’t even get a Merry Christmas damn

The holiday season isn’t easy for me & truthfully I’ve had Big Feelings the last few weeks. I think time away is a good idea. Hope you all have a joyful Christmas & that you spend it with the ppl you love. Hold them tight & tell them how much you love & appreciate them, ok? ♥️, a grieving soul

There’s a scar where a popular kid burned me w a lighter. Another when a “friend” accidentally dripped hot glue on my skin & laughed about it. Most times I wish the scars weren’t there — a reminder that I still struggle when people hurt me and I say “that’s okay.” Wow ok now I just feel bad lol.

I learned how to swim (though I still lack proficiency!). I co-authored another publication, with another manuscript in the wings. I said “yes” to a lot of new experiences. I nurtured some pretty beautiful family relationships. 🥹

I wrote not one, but TWO of the private scripts in Billy's massive 18 writer, 1 VA collab! You can find me under A is for Anal and S is for Somnophilia, but every audio is a complete banger. Check out all 26(!!!) on GWA now, a day early!

No one holding me tight in this cold deck watching the Christmas ships go by?? How dare you.

Captain of the ship is a silver fox so I’m less grumpy lol

Going to a Christmas Thing tonight that I paid for and the weather is atrocious (rain) and they’re not canceling so I guess I’ll just have a nice dinner but be grumpy about it 🛳️

It’s always ‘I was thinking about you” and never “I was thinking about you too”

Had one of those banshee screaming orgasms last night & I might be set for the rest of the year

A Double post to reddit as I missed my M4F post last week! So here they both are! 😇 [M4F] Fix Your Attitude Before I Fuck It Out Of You [Brat listener] 😇 www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf... ⏱️ [M4M] On the Edge [Dom to Sub] [Daddy/Boy]⏱️ www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu... Tags Below 👇🏼

I’m not a bad cook but also I’m not very intuitive at it? Like I can make a bomb ass soup but I guarantee I’m fishing out certain veg way ahead of time bc I added it too early and now it’s almost overcooked but the rest of the ingredients aren’t even tender yet 😭

you know when they lick their hand/fingers and then reach for your pus- 💥💥

dang I just woke up from my depress express nap and another man did a thing? (I don’t know who or what is going on)