Ottercon
@ottercon.bsky.social
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British river f(r)iend ‘90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup 💾🐾🦦🐶
@strayjim.bsky.social
🧡🦊 Adults only 🔞
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📌 I've unfollowed a few folks on here because it's the only way of hiding someone's posts without muting their mentions Don't ask me why it works that way, I didn't write this crap
4 months ago
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How does a protogen fart
about 5 hours ago
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Must I wake up and smell the coffee? There are many other things I would rather wake up sniffing
about 13 hours ago
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How do I make the discover feed show me vore and not countless gay porn bots posting armpits
1 day ago
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If Bluesky vibecodes itself off a cliff I’m going to take up posting Telegram Stories full-time
1 day ago
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“What does your fursona smell like?”
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1 day ago
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Practicing my daily eye roll exercises by listening to Peter Molyneux speak
1 day ago
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When people tell me the thing I like is bad
1 day ago
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At least 30% of the enjoyment I get from League of Legends is ragebaiting people into calling me slurs ☺️
2 days ago
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When that one otter starts skeeting 🤩
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2 days ago
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When that one person in the group chat starts typing 😔
2 days ago
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Making a pentagram out of salt in an attempt to summon the poorly edited 30/40+ circle
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2 days ago
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It’s been at least two months since the last “Selfie + Fursona” meme, should I be worried is everything okay????????
2 days ago
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I’ve started wearing my Apple Watch again and I see that 99% of the clock faces are still “what if standard clock face but difficult to read/ugly as fuck”
2 days ago
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I will never forgive Nintendo for naming their fox and wolf characters Fox and Wolf They should have foreseen how foolish this is for brand recognition in the social media age >:c
2 days ago
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The atmosphere is so bad now. The fact I feel the need to scurry off to the bathroom in order to check my phone as a grown-ass man is very healthy and not at all invasive
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2 days ago
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I love League of Legends I called someone edgy for typing "this is A*Ds" so they called me a slur and got instantly banned :')
4 days ago
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HR are starting to crack down on mobile phone usage because apparently I work at a fucking crèche
4 days ago
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Wanting to quote-dunk on a fake af anti-AI post 🤔 Knowing my mentions will end up filled with randos claiming I love AI 😔
4 days ago
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In one of those “please don’t talk to me unless absolutely necessary” moods today, but not in an angry way I just cba with people
4 days ago
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Rewatched the original Resident Evil movie (2002) over the weekend and yeah it’s still the best piece of non-game media the franchise has had so far
4 days ago
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Discord on form by randomly deleting its only good feature in the past 5 years (status messages)
5 days ago
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Ottercon
StrayJim
6 days ago
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I'm thrilled that you get "more engagement" over on Twitter, but unfortunately all that attention you're getting is from a bunch of chuds, bots, and paedophiles
6 days ago
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I do find it funny when chats have a “strictly SFW” rule but frequently post SFW fetish art that people are clearly gooning themselves silly over I can smell how horny you are from your text my friend
7 days ago
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Fired up Megabonk again (watching Stray play it gave me the itch) Barely an hour in and I remembered why I stopped 😔 A few bad rolls in a row and your run is FUBAR lol
7 days ago
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The Guardian posting “As a matter of fact: YES, money CAN buy you happiness” like it’s some deep, dark truth and not the most obvious shit ever
8 days ago
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Has our favourite “not as shit as Twitter” social media app stopped shitting itself yet?
8 days ago
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Hearing a klaxon go off in my head whenever someone breaks this rule. Why have I done this to myself
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9 days ago
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Is being a “service bottom” a personality?
9 days ago
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Struggling real bad with this diet now. Starting to plateau despite making extra cuts and getting hit harder than ever with hunger pangs Just kinda makes you think "ehh what's the point, let's just round instead"
9 days ago
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He was the last person to update his counts and he just so happened to win 💀 💀 💀
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9 days ago
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Wanting to vague post but you can’t be vague enough 😔
9 days ago
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Cregger drop the Resident Evil movie trailer already you fucker (complimentary)
10 days ago
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Just had a POWERFUL poop and now I’m ready to start my day 😤
10 days ago
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I wonder if the popular League of Legends player who livestreamed himself DM'ing someone to k*ll themselves will ACTUALLY get banned this time (:
10 days ago
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Doing some work with the analytical chemists and they’re horrified by how much my hands shake in the lab lmao 🦦 “They do this all the time” (But I am also nervous baby)
10 days ago
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“But ott how else will you know when someone is pounding their meat while browsing Bluesky?” My honest reaction:
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10 days ago
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New Bluesky feature: Repost tokens which recharge every 12 hours and cap out at 3
11 days ago
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Never been more viscerally offended than by someone who posts exclusively in all caps
11 days ago
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The stupid topics I’ve been thinking about so far
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11 days ago
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“What are the CV scores for 3621” I fucking can’t man
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12 days ago
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We’re doing a project shorthanded to “3621” and I’ve had to stop myself from calling it “e621” half a dozen times already
12 days ago
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I don't know why anyone even entertains the thought of people saying stuff like "you need art/a fursuit to be a Furry" instead of just telling the gatekeeping chuds to shut the fuck up
13 days ago
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Was still feeling a bit ropey this morning so I called in sick. Definitely the right call Alas, I shall be missing out on riveting office conversations such as: “Why do common people feel the need to tell you where they got something from or how much it was when complimented?”
15 days ago
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We hid the philosopher’s stone in a viral ‘Bad Friends’ clip that isn’t racist
16 days ago
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After 5 hours of snotting I’m starting to think that maybe my morning hayfever isn’t actually hayfever 😔
16 days ago
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Every time you make an “otterly” pun, an otter dies
16 days ago
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More chats need to add a ‘Yapper of the Month’ award 🏆
16 days ago
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My body is very confused as to why I’m feeding it water at 9am and not Galaxy chocolate
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17 days ago
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Ottercon
I blame the Furry fandom for making me Ace because big smelly dog men aren’t real 😔
18 days ago
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