This game mode is so ass

Me: I will buy every Teemo skin even the ugly ones Also me: There is absolutely no way jfc

Pop music has peaked with Charli xcx and we’re never getting better I guess (I’m fine with this)

If I never saw another Loona with a giant penis ever again it would still be too soon

“YOUR GAS ENERGY BILLS ARE INCREASING!” ‼️ ⚡️ Bitch you haven’t even taken a single payment from us yet and you’re hiking prices lmfao

The abusable loophole which never fails 🫡 🇬🇧

I can see the headlines now Starmer Left RAGING And Crying To His Nan After Online Petition Bans Wank Passes For UK Citizens

Don’t worry guys, there’s a petition going around to stop the implementation of digital IDs. We’ve done everything we can

My dream last night involved Trump finally losing it and in a last stand to defend America he decided to enlist himself on the frontlines as one of the generic bad guys from the 2000 video game ‘Silent Scope’ It did not end well

I think I made an enemy for life this morning by cockblocking a Peugeot 307 driver at every possible opportunity (I was obeying the speed limit and stopping for red lights)

An infinitely better version than Ridley Scott's abomination

“Konami want to hear what Metal Gear game they should remake next” None of them Fuck off

CW: Politics I stopped using BBC on account of it being fucking awful but apparently Sky News thinks “asylum seeker does something awful” is top story front page ‘breaking’ news Absolutely cannot be fucked with this xenophobic country and MSM’s obsession with trying to get that monster in power

Had my flu jab on Friday and it seems I’ve caught whatever lurgy fox got from his family so I am _EXTRA EEPY_ today z_z

Just in case I was in any doubt regarding how little sleep I had last night, my brain decided to make every dream I did have revolve around a lack of sleep Thanks brain 🧠 👍 ❤️

Almost 4 months off the wagon and we hop back on

🥚

Finally watched 'The Wolf of Wall Street' last night which is definitely the best 'dude does illegal stuff to get super rich but flies too close to the sun' movie I've seen but WHY did it have to be 3 hours long?? Fuck off Scorsese

Losing 10 Minutes Of Your Lunch Break To Heat Up Your Food: The False Economy Of Bringing Leftovers To The Office

Liquid Glass just feels so dated and unnecessary

Had to pop off at someone in a chat for saying “people who type in groups but don’t reply to DMs are just attention seekers” Absolutely fuck you and your awful narcissistic line of thinking

Hey @eurogamer.bsky.social I don’t think “subscribe or we’ll sell your personal data” is quite the prolific move you think it is 😬

Thank you Mr Bluesky user for screenshotting Truth Social posts, you are definitely not a dweeb

British Gas begging me to leave them a Trustpilot review for having done: * literally nothing

Do you think Bezos will ever implement a training module for Amazon delivery drivers titled ‘how to use an intercom’

Isn’t there supposed to be a Wonder Pick event in Pokémon Pocket right now? I’ve only seen 3 of them since it started and one of them was a rewind lol

Gamers what do I listen to today

Once again musing the purpose of account mutes on this platform. It’s functionally a shadow-block, which feels worse than a block or unfollow “I don’t want to see your posts or interactions but also don’t want to unfollow you”

If you are an online store and I can't filter out or easily see which products are out of stock then you don't get my business, it's just that simple

You can't just call them that

If dragons are so cool why are they not real?

Back to work today ):

Listening to the new Sabrina Carpenter album for the 50th time

I may have done nothing with my day off so far but knowing that I’d have been at work for 3 hours by now is solace enough

Pinned the 'Follows & Replies' feed and now I get to see everyone thirstposting like the good old days ☺️

I genuinely wonder how much 2K paid to advertise Borderlands 4 'cos that shit is EVERYWHERE man

Chat is it weird that the thing that excites me the most about ordering Maccies is their coffee?

Kinda bored of OperaGX throttling my CPU for absolutely no reason, what gives?

I cannot get over how caked up Thalita is in Dead By Daylight goddamn

It’s Friday night which means there’s a million and one cunts parked down my street while they drink at the local bars. PLEASE just let me find a spot for my car so I can enjoy my evening

THE ARROWS ARE A HELLDIVERS 2 STRATAGEM I CANT

How to make brain stop doing the think thing

Gooner culture has completely killed hypno as a kink for me. Who’s gonna hold them accountable for their crimes?

How is it only 20 past 1 what the fuck is my clock broken????

No I don’t want it, take it back ):

Holy fuck the Windows 11 emojis look horrible what have I done

Me waiting for the K-POP DEMON HUNTERS soundtrack to get to the good part

Behold! A Haggis Lasagna... Using the /finest/ of Gretna Services Tinned Haggis

Managed to stock up on the essentials while away in Hull over the weekend (we bought 400 grams of chip spice)

Replying to every cock pic I see with "yumyum licky licky"