We’ve made it to the end of the longest week ever, good job everyone 🥳

The best way to make your fursona unique is by being yourself ✨

I was gonna start switching from lattes to cappuccinos but they’re 9 calories less so what’s even the point

Having to look at all the melted ice and snow while knowing we’re gonna get bombarded by several inches worth tomorrow is just cruel

Tidying up my work laptop by shoving all my files into a random folder labelled ‘Misc’

The results are in! 📊 Whilst a black coffee may only be [11 calories] 🤩 , it’s been found lacking in the flavour department and has been given a taste score of [shit] 💩

Work is feeling too much like work today, I want out

“I need a daddy 😔” Don’t we all

Got any recommendations for a calorie counting app on Apple?

Manager 1: “Happy New Year! I’m working from home today” Manager 2: “Happy New Year! I’m also WFH today” Well good for you! >:c

It's gonna be a real shock to my system when I go back to work tomorrow and have to do more than 200 steps

2026: The Year of Facesitting

Held at gunpoint by Ronan Keating forcing me to watch his live New Year’s Eve performance (it’s actually quite good)

Irrationally upset at the Twitch advert showcasing some dude shaving his chest hair off with an electic razor >:c

Decided to treat myself to a new PC monitor, I think I can justify an upgrade after 10 years of the same 1080p 50 Hz monitor (:

“Hot dads in your area!” Why are you lying >:c

Did I have a nice Christmas? Yeah it was quite lovely actually Was it worth the months of stress and anxiety? Absolutely fucking not

Annual festivities completed 🎄 ☑️ The true period of rest begins ✨

As nice as this Christmas has been, I’m very much looking forward to getting home tomorrow and decompressing for a few days before the new year x_x

‘Ow much?!?! 😱

I’d rather be blocked than muted on this platform. It’s not fun trying to figure out if a mutual has you muted or if they’re just ignoring you 😕

Entirely unsurprised to discover my most popular Bluesky post of the year was a photo of me wearing barely any clothes

Let it be known.

I have been productive but my brain is now mush, and there is yet more paper to work

Despite drowning in paperwork on the 23rd December I’m weirdly at peace 😇

Why are we giving so much credence to a random social media account “exposing” AI in video games? Being anti-AI is one thing but engaging with tabloid-esque witch-hunting bollocks ain’t it — Do better

Last normal work day of the year YIPPEE 🥳

I also got the best shirt ever.

🎄 Happy Winter Solstice! ❄ "Trimming the Tree" Art by Elisabeth Alba

After a solid year I think I’m starting to drop off Pokémon Pocket Getting bored of the obscenely difficult solo battles and opening entire packs of duplicates when I’ve still got 25 cards left in a set There’s been a few days I’ve forgotten to do my dailies but I just don’t care anymore

I used to really enjoy the background sounds feature on iPhone until I realised they’re all just 5-10 second audio snippets looped endlessly Now that I’ve clocked on I can’t unhear how lazy it is 😔

I feel like I’ve slept for 2 hours but I got a solid 8, what gives? >:(

Trying to explain to a bi-curious guy why them “willing to give it a go” isn’t quite the proposition they think it is is oddly exhausting

Can we continue this trend of deplorable people signing themselves up to get battered on stage please 🙏

It'd be cool if I could find a spot to park my car so I can chill out with a couple of beers and start my weekend

Not gonna lie I thought this was a Hard Drive headline

I’m still waiting for Path of Exile 2 to “release” before I delve into it, which is apparently some time during 2026? I dunno man, video game production cycles confuse me

Me wanting to do a seemingly simple thing and add a step counter to my phone’s lock screen only for Tim Apple to turn around and be like “hahaha lol no why the fuck would we let you do that”

I’d been putting off flagging the unhealthy conditions of my work office with the higher ups, but after I had a meeting regarding my ‘high amount’ of sick leave, and what could be done to fix things, it became the perfect opportunity to swing the conversation to WELL ACTUALLY NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT

“I do not enjoy the thing you guys are talking about” Okay cool, have you tried shutting the fuck up?

I don’t need the Steam Replay to tell me I spent too much time this year playing Megabonk

I have the lamest recurring nightmare where I go to a theme park and, for a variety of mundane reasons, do not to get to go on any of the rides ):

My helix piercing has randomly gotten infected (again) and I’m thinking it’s time to retire them. Not worth the faff

Once again trying not to audibly moan as I experience creamy smoked cheddar-y goodness 🥴

Last busy week before the Christmas break, let’s do this 😤 (Yes I am aware it is Tuesday)

The cheek of a courier flagging an address I provided as incorrect/misleading when the fucker doesn't even know how to operate a doorbell

Ramen soon karaoke later 🍜 🎤 🎶

I think all social media platforms would benefit from a repost token/cooldown system

Seems pretty on brand that the last two quiet weekends I get before the busiest time of the year have me needing to minimise screen time due to eye strain shenanigans I just wanna zone out and play video games man ):

I personally think it's very brave when somebody says that Popular Thing does not deserve to be popular