And bitches be troddin' 🙄🙄

I saw Goody Putnam with the Tylenol!

Decided to trim a LOT off and dye my goatee. IDK how I feel. Just thought I ought to dye or trim something. #gaycrisis #dyemyhair #trimup

"I needed more RAM. So, I downloaded some more." 🙄 Please, let this call drop! #techsupport #haiku

This is the way. Re-pledged to PBS, as well.

Agreed. I often find that a lot of people lean on faith because they find it easier. Science, however, requires more work and is a process which few now expend their energy. We are in desperate need of a second age of enlightenment. #scienceiscrucial #enlightenment #seperationofchurchandstate

Oh My, another Caturday Contrarian Exception

when an online thing requires us to use a phone app instead of being able to do it on the computer, in browser. especially if it involves typing, money, or anything important. those are big screen, real keyboard activities.

My elderly cat, She went to heaven today. Best damn lap cat ever. #loveyoucloud #youvebeenamazing #imissyoualready

The tip of the week: Don't gargle the bong water! Or do, it's your choice 🤷🏻‍♂️ #veryzen #multidimensional #maybeahaiku

It's always a process when I visit my "hometown." I figure at this point the torture is self-imposed, but I'm a glutton for punishment. Oklahoma...love the musical, hate the state. I'm so tired of being in the south I need a Canadian to come kidnap me and my husband. I hear out-of-tune banjos.

Through the looking glass, You can see right through my soul. My eyes aren't windows. #mirrorsbedamned #maybeahaiku #itspoetry #idk

My sense of humor Is load-bearing to my san- Nevermind, it's dry... #notsozen #buddhist #haiku

Smoke so much it's fog, Clouding my better judgement. I need a lie down. #migraines #notsozen #haiku

You smoke too much, Are too gay for your own good, And your nerves are bad? #yesdoc #imfrayingattheends #notsozen #haiku

Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now. (Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)

"It's in my nature" "A leopard can't change its spots" I'm built brick-by-brick. #zen #buddhist #haiku

Aliens: we’re gonna invade Us: good Aliens: what Us: do it Aliens: wait Us:

Mom...dad...why did I Come out of the closet to Be thrown out the door? #notsozen #haiku

The city Starship Built on Rock and Roll is not Up to code at all. #notetoself #haiku

Printing on Linux? Hold on a moment, let me Grab all of my CUPS. #tech #support #linux #haiku

Through the misty fog My mind found no clarity. I need a squeegee. #zen #buddhist #haiku

When I'm showering, The water feels like static. I am not in tune. #imonlyhuman #buddhist #haiku

Insomnia sucks. My memory foam mattress May have amnesia. #notsozen #buddhist #haiku

To whom it concerns: Tell Scotty to beam me up! I'm ready to go! #zen #buddhist #haiku

Initializing... A fatal error occurred. Ok? Details please? #techsupport #haiku

At times, I'm not zen. I'm human, with emotions. Far from perfection. #buddhist #haiku

Can't access this file: You need to be an Admin. ...I own this PC 🙄 #techsupport #haiku

Two identities. I've always been of two minds. Ian or Austen? #zen #buddhist #haiku #brickismynickname

My sunglasses are Prescription, I'm not hiding My soul from the world. #zen #buddhist #haiku

I can lie and steal, And still be in your graces. How dare I be gay. #zen #buddhist #haiku

You said you'd love me. I didn't know that there were Terms and Conditions. #zen #buddhist #haiku

Room 239

Thirteen years apart. Oh, how we've become strangers. These ties didn't bind. #zen #buddhist #haiku

They say, "know thyself." How, when I can't be alone With my thoughts, pray tell? #zen #buddhist #haiku

Windows 11, Why do you suck so badly? Recall it or burn. #techsupport #haiku

Mom, did you call me? Sorry, my Ouija board broke. Leave me a voicemail. #zen #buddhist #haiku

Radio static. Her name rides a broken note. No station claims it. #zen #buddhist #haiku

Phone buzzes at night. My gut still says it was her. Ghosts have no ringtone. #zen #buddhist #haiku

Meditating now. Slack notification pings. I am become rage. #zenbuddhist #haiku

If no one’s around, And you say a dumb comment— Is it still cringe? Yes. #zenbuddhist #haiku #funny

Oh great emptiness— Wait, did I leave the stove on? Mind, please come back here. #zenbuddhist #haiku #funny

I'm just having fun

Fwoosh

Me? A slut for Star Trek?

Me in the BlueSky Insane Asylum...

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?