I'm unsure if I qualify as "hot," but I do love glasses. I hate my photophobia and corneal scarring though.

My hinge is so crispy...I think my flip phone has arthritis! #RAZRtroubles

What is chair yoga? Picture "Flashdance in slo-mo" And without the glam... #sittingfortoolong #maybeahaiku #ohwhatafeeling

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

I found my spirit animal and mantra for 2026 #becomeunacceptable

Everything’s automated. Why am I still here today? The script stares back. #poem #IT #techsupport

Je vais essayer de m'exprimer dans une autre langue aujourd'hui. C'est agréable de voir de la neige ici, dans le sud. Ça faisait longtemps ! J'aime le froid. J'aimerais tellement vivre dans le nord, peut-être au Canada, en Islande, ou en Norvège... vous m'accueilleriez? #franceimsorry #coldweather

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

I often wonder what my goth self from high school is up to...well... youtube.com/shorts/Ep74b...

When it is the end, When there's nothing but the void. Céline still sings on. #3aminfomercials #poweroflove #célinedion #haiku

It sucks being a night owl in an early bird world #earlybirdgetstheworm

Call me Merle cause I feel haggard #tiredAF #napattack

I haven't really traveled all too much.

Dense fog outside. Dense fog inside. Policies updated. Scripts debugged. #lifeinIT #canigohomenow #anapiscallingme

The stars are not aligned for productivity. Sushi, naps, weed, and cats have the conch today. Tomorrow is a new constellation. #havingacaseofthemondays #iwantsushi #kittycuddle #smokingthegreenery

Had a nap attack behind the wheel tonight. Jumped a curb and annihilated a mailbox. No injuries, unless you count the mailbox and my passenger mirror. Still waiting on results from my sleep study 🙄 #sleeptroubles #terribledriver

Slept too long, heartburn won’t shut up, code doesn’t judge. Sunday, y'all. #ifeellikeripvanwinkle #heartburnsucks #sundayfun

EndeavorOS (Arch-Based Distro)

Merry Christmas (to those who celebrate)!! 🎅🎁🎄

Christmas Eve Eve. Tired from a sleep study, but today’s win was helping recover data after a house fire. Worth the exhaustion.

Properly medicated, quietly automating, cats doing laps around the house. This is my Saturday. #zen #stoned #catsbeingcats

It’s Friday. I don’t know how I feel, but Windows definitely has opinions. Counting down. #tgif #windowssucks #weekendvibes

Slightly medicated, mildly self-conscious, and spiritually exhausted by printers. Thursday, you’re doing the most. #justprintthedamnpage #imgoinghome

Meds are doing what they’re supposed to do. Brain is not available for advanced troubleshooting until further notice. All the printers happen to be possessed. #rageagainsttheprinters #lowtonermyass

Fresh haircut, tired eyes, and an unusually busy Monday. It’s below freezing outside, which somehow feels exactly right. #delightfulwinterweather #iwishitwouldsnow

The holidays suck. Why won't this madness just end?! I hate birthdays too. #notsozen #haiku #bahumbug #seasonaldepression

Pre-Friday selfie! The weekend needs to hurry its ass up! I'm also trying to make my goatee fuller and longer. How's it looking? #selfie #prefriday #readyfortheweekend

Computer science is the blueprint behind the digital world. It’s where logic, math, and creativity combine to solve real-world problems through code. What was the first thing you ever learned to do on a computer? 💻

Solus 4.8 Released with #Linux Kernel 6.17, GNOME 49, KDE Plasma 6.5, and More 9to5linux.com/solus-4-8-re... @getsolus.bsky.social #OpenSource

A haze of malaise. My snoring sounds like a train. Sleep apnea sucks. #tootiredforthisshit #notsozenhaiku

Cool to see everyone celebrating Resident Evil movies. Shout out to Mila Jovovich, who made otherwise unnotable B-movies great. (The 5th Element is just awesome too.) Hell yeah, 2000's action filcks with female leads are awesome. Wish we had more fun ones.

I have been bamboozled this whole time. I always thought a man sang José Cuervo, but nope...it's Shelly West. I always thought it was just a progressive song for the time 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️I'm not surprised though, I'm terrible with lyrics too.

This is a great article and a good thesis of what I’ve been calling participatory make-believe. We—other people—are the source of our collective nonsense.

By plugging tens of billions of phone numbers into WhatsApp’s contact discovery tool, researchers found “the most extensive exposure of phone numbers” ever—along with profile photos and more. Read more: wrd.cm/483paGa

Well, there's a reason I'm an ex-catholic. Tbh, I'm surprised it went so far as an invitation. Still shitty though, but unfortunately not unexpected from "organized religion".

My world is shooketh. My head spins out of control. I will not comply. #becomeunacceptable #peacewasneveranoption #mightbeapoembutwhocares

Going back to my hometown tomorrow. A grueling 9 hour drive awaits me, so does a metric shit ton of anxiety. Oklahoma, love the musical but hate the state. #voyageofthedamned

I've had Creep by Radiohead stuck in MY head all damn day. It be creepin' #nottheworstsong #atleastitsagoodsong

Define your music taste in 8 artists: 1 - Hozier 2 - Breaking Benjamin 3 - Smashing Pumpkins 4 - Green Day 5 - Panic! At The Disco 6 - The Cranberries 7 - R.E.M 8 - CCR

This could be a whole new personality for me 😜 #puppy #leather

Sometimes, the people You come from die as strangers. Deafening silence. #myemotionalrollercoasterderailed #depressionthoughts #maybeapoem #whocares

I do have a twin, Before you ask...we don't talk. He pretends I'm dead. #twintroubles #wearentidentical #maybeapoem #definitelynotzen

Introducing...Brickwinkle the Moose! Since I sound like Bullwinkle when I have an allergy attack...which is all the time. #rockyandbullwinkle

Me too...😉😁

*gasp

Jane Goodall was not only a pioneering primatologist, she also campaigned more relentlessly and selflessly for the natural world than anyone I know. A great soul if ever there was one www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

Astral projection, Take me away from this mess. Say I'm out phishing... #zen #maybeahaiku #poetryinmotion

Cool. "Solar-powered ‘artificial plant’ purifies radioactive soil by 95% in 20 days" interestingengineering.com/innovation/a...