The Ministry, I mean Board of Peace, will keep us safe from those bastards in Eurasia, I mean Iran.

The DOJ doesn't go after pedophiles, they work for them.

Occasionally I'll do something stupid like wandering over to threads, and every time it's become more and more a truth social clone. It's it has stage 4 twitter cancer.

Since so many platforms freak out when you use the term "pedophile" I suggest we use a commonly accepted code word instead since PDF File is needed elsewhere, given many of us work with those legitimately. My recommendaiton, would be something equally repugnant, but a world that cannot be censored.

@cbsnews.com Fuck CBS for censoring colbert. Weak little shitstains, no wonder people are abandoning the networks in droves to get their news and entertainment online.

@discord.com Hey so... Why you selling out to Peter Thiel?

I'm sharing again because this is incredibly important. Peter Thiel is a huge part of why we're where we are as a country now. Peter Thiel founded Persona. This isn't hysteria. This is dangerous. Discord alternatives?

I'm thinking of starting a political youtube channel. I'll start with misleading titles, ridiculously stupid thumbnails, every video will begin with an apology for being "sick" and then pre-emptive whining about inevitable complaints in the comments. Finally plug patreon despite ads every 2 minutes.

Hey you want a pro tip on coaxing mainstream democratic voters over to our side here on the actual left? STOP WITH THE FUCKING GATEKEEPING. We need numbers. More than ever. Stop telling people they suck because they can't fly to Washington for protests. Jesus.

If Billionaires want to be their own elite class, then let them. Repeal all taxes from people making under a million dollars, then tax them 98% on income, assets and real estate. They'll still be at an unreachably high status, but at least they'll actually contribute for once.

Donald Trump is a pedophile and rapist. If that statement offends you or bothers you, or you think it's not true, AdminTim 3:16 says "get fucked and die mad about it." And for the MAGA chucklefucks who fled to the comments to tell me I'm gonna get sued, there's a thing called the discovery phase.

It's going to take decades for us to even start repairing the damage to our friendship with the rest of the world that trump has caused. We need to tax billionaires out of existence, they will keep doing this.

Keep your toxic positivity to yourself. Screaming at me to stop being so negative, and shoving happy little memes in my face only makes me more anxious. Let me process. The effort is appreciated, but badly misplaced.

Sorry, but people who refuse to vote and then freak out when fascists like trump get elected make no sense to me. It's like being on a sinking ship, and being offered the choice of a lifeboat, or punching more holes in the hull, and instead you do nothing, and being shocked when they drown.

@henrycuellar.bsky.social Traitor. You just voted to stop married women from voting.

Also don't let them slowly walk back their worship of the pedophile president. Never forget that they were fine with a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist being president until it became too inconvenient to ignore.

You know looking back at the Nixon controversies, we all remember it as "Nixon was super corrupt." but nobody talks about the hordes of republican voters that were 100% fine with watergate. Won't be like that with trump. We'll all remember that half the country voted pro-pedophilia.

I think every time an undocumented immigrant is discovered, they should strip an ICE nazi goon of its citizenship and give it to the immigrant.

Average MAGA behavior. www.bbc.com/news/article...

The reason progress on justice for the victims of epstein and his associates is so slow is that evangelical republicans have infested our government and are 100% ok with the idea of adult men forcing themselves on underaged girls.

Hey I found evidence of 2020 election voter fraud! Anyone looking to expose this insidious plot against modern society should go in and find them. Please note the secrets are inaccessible unless the device is active and at full power.

I'm thinking of abandoning the tech industry and just never using my brain to figure out problems any more. I'll just call other people, badly explain what's going on, and interrupt everything they say with "I'm not a computer guy." as loud as I can.

Religion is something that should be a deeply personal relationship between you and your diety(s) or spirits or whatever of choice. We need to do away with organized religion. I'm sorry but it's doing more harm than good and is happily exploited by monsters to scam people out of their money and joy.

The U.S. health secretary is concerned childhood obesity will affect military service. However, just 11% of young Americans would be disqualified from service for obesity, while 77% wouldn't qualify due to reasons such as drug use, and mental or physical disorders. trib.al/3agcWBO

House testimony link on gender affirming care: gc.nh.gov/house/commit... #resist #nhpolitics #nh50501

So I've been quiet about this, and I know it'll get me canceled, but as a cis het guy it's my duty and right to make my opinion known regarding gender affirming care. Oh wait.. no it's not. I'm cis, I don't want or need it, my opinion really doesn't matter here. Anyone need a lift to get their HRT?

It's a bit ableist. At least it might, still learning that stuff, but now when I see some maga dipshit winding up for some good old xenophobia instead of putting in the effort of illustrating their ignorance, i just take a page from their book and gaslight them. Juat say shit like take your meds.

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Not speaking up when people talk about god fixing all of their problems requires all of my patience. Imagine someone saying, dead serious, that praying to the lucky the leprechaun will solve world hunger and being genuinely confused when it doesn't start raining lucky charms. Tony the tiger save us

It looks like the tides are turning but there are a few things we need to remember. :The Magas coming to our side against trump? They are not our friends. They still caused this. 2: We need to clap back hard at the political influencers on our side. They engage in MAGA-level hyperbole and lies too.

@microsoft.com HEy when is copilot gonna kick off the AI apocalypse? Any chance I can get you guys to hurry up on that? Pretty sure Skynet can do a better job ofthings than the current world order.

Hey putin can you launch the nukes already? I think it's well past time we pressed the reset button on this bitch.

@goodlander.house.gov @shaheen.senate.gov I just donated to Chris Pappas' election campaign fund. I never donate to politicians, but I donated to his. I won't be contributing to yours, Maggie. You two sold us out to maga when you voted to reopen the government in November. Have a nice day.

Part of me wants to stop reminding "moderate" republicans that they're responsible for the attempted nazification of America, in hopes that they think they can redeem themselves by fixing this shit. It's a very small part of me that I choose to ignore.

trump is gearing up to try to steal or stop the 2026 and 2028 election apnews.com/article/why-...

@housedemocrats.bsky.social Spineless useless democrats. Impeach the bastard already! Or are you getting campaign contributions from the same people that bought them? Don't answer. We all know.

How well y'all think Pee Wee Himmler's gonna do in jail?

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PRobably not a hugely popular take at the moment, but the amount of self-promotion and autofellatio coming out of our side's online figures is getting really exhausting. On tons of youtube videos, I find myself scrolling past someone smugly blowing themselves to get to the point lately.

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hey so about those Epstein files?

Here's my pro-healthy masculinity tip of the day for recovering misogynists: Your thinking was programmed into you by a toxic society. Do better by expecting better out of yourself. Improve yourself, for your own benefit. Work on you. Don't measure yourself by other people's metrics.

Guys help I just had a vision of the future... it's january of 2029, President Laverne Cox' first act in office is to sign an executive order mandating "transgender for everyone." I' m standing in line to get my mandatory HRT injections and I can't find a pair of shoes to match my purse it's hell!

@repchrispappas.bsky.social @shaheen.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov What the fuck are you three do-nothing democrats doing to fight the fascists?

@microsoft.com Getting all the microslop off my home's computers as soon as I can. Thank you, #Microslop, you have driven me into the arms of Linux.

What are we going to do to prevent this from happening again? Even if trump gets 25th amendmented or impeached, and vance lame ducks through the rest of his term, there's gonna be another nazi waiting to whip the maga idiot voters into another xenophobic homophobic frenzy.

Some of you on the livestream tonight asked how you could help in Minneapolis-St Paul. One of our allies, Jolly Good Ginger, has been posting a video series on the mutual aid efforts in the native community for observers. (Link in FB comments.) @powwowgroundscoffee on Instagram.

Remember when republicans used to pretend to care about personal freedoms?