Hey just a reminder, religion exists to foster ignorance about the world around you. Why? Because informed, educated people are historically much more difficult to control. Toodles!

Just a reminder that trump is a pedophile and raped children at Epstein Island.

Stop worshiping celebrities. They're no better than you, they just get paid a lot more to do less work.

Hey has MAGA started retconning all their weird Jesus paintings to look like an overweight elderly pedophile with shitty fake hair yet?

If covid had only affected billionaires, the disgusting thing isn't that there'd be a vaccine and a cure developed within weeks of the first deaths, the disgusting thing is that the MAGA cult would have bent over backwards to safeguard their billionaire mommies and daddies.

I think everyone who gets offended when you discuss global climate change as a scientific fact should all be forced to walk across a floor covered in legos without shoes or socks.

I'm mad at Pneumonia right now. I mean.... he was right there.

He’s a paranoid drunk, per the reporting. He should go back to podcasting like Bongino did.

Outrage addiction is exhausting to watch happen.

I want to film a satirical anti-marijuana slasher horror flick featuring a serial killer that habitually gets high before murdering people. It'll be called "Weed killer."

Ambition is like opiate painkillers. A little is ok, but almost everyone that indulges frivolously turns into a monster controlled by their addiction.

I love my kids. I love my kids. I do not want to send them to military school for constantly making every house chore twenty times more complicated than it needs to be. I love my kids. I love my kids. I don't want to sell them for medical experimentation...

If you don't immediately hear MC Hammer in your head when you see this you're dead to me.

I think we've tolerated enough right-wing anti-woke thin-skinned flailing. I propose we start remaking every single John Wayne movie, starring Tig Notaro instead of the duke, who's in?

Taking a break from giving a fuck. I'll let y'all know when and if I decide to care again.

Success isn't having an important job or a huge bank account. Success is thinking that if you had a time machine and could give advice to your eighteen year-old self, the only thing you'd have to say is "Keep at it. It's gonna be amazing."

I feel like millennials tend to hold their musical idols more accountable for being monsters than gen-x/boomers do. It's appalling that Mick Jagger (photographed with Epstein) Jimmy Page and David Bowie all get a pass for having sex with the same underaged groupie.

If life were fair, every time someone texts you with something resembling "We need to talk" or " Call me when you can" and then it's something benign that could have been a five-word text, they would get a painful electric shock right in their genitals.

I wonder what it will take to teach MAGA compassion.

@ocasio-cortez.house.gov @repilhan.bsky.social @chrispappasnh.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU BLIND IDIOT FUCKS! IMPEACH HIM!

Evidently my lap is a superior sleeping surface.

Look at this monster

Woo

It's sad that there's a non-zero chance that in fifty years when kids learn about this period in American history, that teachers will tell them "Jesus was too gay so we switched to trump."

Is it bad that I really want to tell those looksmaxxing idiots doing bonesmashing that the way to get the best results is to apply the hammer to the back of their heads?

The left-wing/democratic political commentators on Youtube are fucking insufferable. This is coming from a guy who considers himself considerably left of the democratic party, by the way. It's impossible to take them seriously. Hyperbolic clickbait, misleading thumbnails and gratuitous self-promotio

Oh man America is $1 per gallon greater than it was last month.

Refusal to vote is a valid form of speech, one that says "I reserve the right to be a condescending, smug prick that trusts our future and how the world perceives us to 200 million under-educated, over-opinionated American voters while saying "Don't blame me! I didn't vote!"

I long for a world where Christians called out other Christians when they use their religion to scare poor and confused people into compliance.

To people whining and bitching about not being able to find upper management work when they're "forced" to come out of retirement because they can't afford to keep the lights on: Congratulations. You have discovered consequences. They happen when you do something bad.

@cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... Hey can you take the corporate dick out of your mouth and breathe so some brain cells get oxygen? Refusing to consign working technology to landfills is not "Device hoarding" it's "responsible ownership." You people are fucking monsters.

@fetterman.senate.gov Traitor.

Mmmm America is getting so great, guys.

Hey @repchrispappas.bsky.social @shaheen.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov Just a reminder, we haven't forgotten about the Epstein files, and we have noticed that you're sitting on your thumbs.

I sure wish I inherited a booming economy with strong unions, cheap housing, cars, living expenses etc. Clearly the boomers are having a blast coasting effortlessly into retirement off the work of those that came after them while calling everyone else lazy and entitled.

We need to clip the evangelicals' wings after this. They've proven themselves to be actively seeking out the end of the world. They are trying to cause universal genocide.

Hey so we haven't forgotten that trumpnis in the epstein files because he is a pedophile

MAGA humor is like it's reading level and it's god king's preferred sexual partner demographic. Fifth grade maximum.

You know, to use 80s and 90s parents as examples, this would would be a better place if us Millennials and our Zoomer counterparts had more Carl and Harriet winslows and fewer Al and Peg Bundies, we might not all be neurotic, toxic shitlords.

All of these horrible things they're doing will be undone. All this has accomplished in the long term is identifying the worst of them. I'm not talking about politicians, I'm, talking about the people in your life. Now you know who never to trust again.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @goodlander.house.gov @repchrispappas.bsky.social you're all to blame for this republican majority that will steal or cancel our election. Your commitment to mediocrity snd obsessive obedience to corporations may end America.

With MAGA republicans, it's not "you are what you eat" it's "You are what you fuck." And in their case it's children.

Got an idea. Hear me out. Post ads for a show similar to "are you smarter than a fifth grader?" but instead it's "Would you fuck a fifth grader?" Then, when contestants show up? Boom: Chris Hansen with a woodchipper and the show is really "To mulch a predator"

The republicans can't stop letting kids get murdered can they? This time they can't blame trans people, because they kicked them out of the military www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

@schumer.senate.gov DO SOMETHING

Hey anyone see any MAGAs in their lives pretending they didn't support Kristi Noem yet? I'm sure they'll all be itching to throw her under the bus for dear leader.

@fetterman.senate.gov Hey John? Fuck you. Go join the fascists, fuckin' turncoat traitor.