Tour guide - "Live life to the fullest. You never know when your last day on Earth will be." 5 minutes later - *bus drives through red light and nearly runs over tour group crossing the street*

We're inappropriately drunk and there is a literal nun sitting in front of us!!!

On our way to Pompeii. First stop Positano. Before Limoncello vs after. We love Italy!!!

Did an underground tour of the Colosseum in Rome. Pretty damn sweet.

I LOVE VENICE

World Cup tickets just hit the secondary market. 🤣

Munich ❤️

Munich is still one of my favourite places in the world

Told some American tourists that we went to Iceland and their reaction was "did you manage to find food there?" ...What? 🙃

Another Vic wanker who can't face the structural bias. Prefers to block and call people trolls instead of answering a genuine question about the competition. Having a small insight into the reality really hurts them, doesn't it?

If Brisbane manage to win though, watch them be referred to in the media as only "The Lions". That way the VFL can still sensually rub themselves to the memory of Fitzroy and pretend it's all ok #AFLGF #VFL

17 free kicks to 4. That's some good old-fashioned VFL umpiring 🫡

I'm not even watching the AFL grand final, but I already can guess who's getting all the help from the umpires. Upon inspection, I was right. 17 - 4 free kicks... it's fucking laughable #VFL #RiggedComp

Copenhagen is very cute

I think last night is the first night I slept more than 4 hours since leaving Australia.

Can't believe a place like this exists

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Jökulsárlón was such a life changing experience.

Diamond Beach did not disappoint

Such an amazing first day ☺️

The flight into Iceland was incredible. Never seen anything like it. Even saw the most vivid rainbow I've ever seen while flying from Oslo.

Iceland, here we come!!! 🤗

But first Norway!!

Jack's Mannequin ❤️

Adam's childhood friend has asked us to bring some Australian delicacies over for him to try. A can of West End out of a shoe?

That is what it's like to support the Adelaide Crows. How can any sane person call this fair?

Now imagine this team had their manager murdered mid-season. And they manage to get to the final of a cup competition weeks later. Imagine having an in ground pre-game show of news reels showing the day of his death constantly to the team warming up. And then stomping on the team when they fail.

And imagine anytime someone not from London was doing well, they'd apply media pressure to talk about nothing but their weakness. And so many extremely bad calls go against that club, that the league apologises on multiple occasions.

For reference, imagine the football league ensured most games are played in London. And that all referees were from London. And that the referees met with and routinely had meetings with London club officials. And that any big game outside of London had to ensure nearly 50% tickets to London fans.

I'm sticking with good old football. The premier league may be financially doped to the point of basically inaccessible to all outside of it, but each game is fair. The entire system isn't built to ensure one geographical location is guaranteed to win.

It's so fucked how such an exciting sport like footy is unwatchable by anyone with a single iota of sense who resides outside of Vic. All interstate clubs only exist to financially support the very organisation that happily rigs the competition against them. How Australia accepts this is baffling.

It pains me to see so many people hating the Crows when we've faced more adversity than any other club in the league.

Feels weird telling people I'm going to Europe next week.

Ain't sephora the dude from final fantasy 7?

So is the media going to acknowledge it was a Collingwood fan who had an altercation with Nick Riewoldt or do they just want to continue the 'Adelaide fans are shit' pile on?

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My poor brother is sitting amongst the Collingwood supporters tonight and a couple of them told him they hope he necks himself with his Crows scarf. Disgraceful. #AFLCrowsPies

My first game back in 14 years and Alannah's first trip to Pride Park ever is all booked! Hopefully we get a good win over Norwich and convert an AFL fan to Football! #DCFC #dcfcfans

Brand New announcing a UK tour after we leave 💔

The only thing that could heal my heart about Brand New's tour announcement (apart from an Australian tour) is if they dropped an album. C'mon boys, drop that random link.

When Duolingo can't even understand Australians saying 'no'.

This is the most accurate video ever.

I tore apart this veil of shame I fought so hard, just to be erased Wanna be caught Go down in flames I know I’ll never get my way

Another song that I would play on my way to work 😂