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Therapeutic Humor, Presbyterian, Weisenheimer
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Elle
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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#NationalChemistryWeek
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Dr. Jack Brown
3 days ago
Reject tariffs! History has shown us that they only lead to economic depression and military aggression.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Ingrid Burrington
4 days ago
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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National Chemistry Week is here, celebrating "The Hidden Life of Spices." Without Chemistry, life would be bland!
#NationalChemistryWeek
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Welcome back, National Chemistry Week!
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It's the 53rd Birthday of the Clean Water Act - Take a sewer to lunch!
5 days ago
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New comedy show about Henny Youngman teaching calculus, called "Take My Derivative - PLEASE!"
6 days ago
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The Hallmark Channel "Countdown to Christmas" starts tonight. As a traditionalist l, I don't celebrate until after National Chemistry Week.
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Chronic Illness Humor
6 days ago
When your specialist isnβt available for 9 months, thatβs just their way of playing hard to get.
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7 days ago
My Subway sandwich was so sloppily constructed, my sandwich artist must have been Jackson Pollock.
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My Vegan friends are looking for a new football team to follow. They root for teams with green uniforms, and whose mascot doesn't have a face. They promised to hold an awesome kale-gate party!
7 days ago
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I'm so old, I remember when restaurants didn't put bacon on every sandwich
7 days ago
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Lo-Carb? How about Hello Carb?
7 days ago
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Government shutdown continues: Marine Corps Band limited to three kazoos and an ocarina.
8 days ago
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My love language is science
8 days ago
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Nietzsche and P. G. Wodehouse share Oct 15 as their birthday. If they collaborated, they could have written Thus Spake Jeeves.
9 days ago
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Winnie the Pooh was published this day in 1926. Did you forget? Oh, bother!
9 days ago
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Concept album: group that follows Islamic dietary code but sings Gospel music. Working title "Halal-lelujah"
10 days ago
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I hate it when people fight over the Nobel Peace Prize
13 days ago
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Laszlo Krasznahorkai, who won the Nobel for literature, has work "characterised by absurdism and grotesque excess." Who knew you could win a Nobel for social media posts?
14 days ago
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Why, I have appeared in your friend recommendations many times, Do we know each other? I doubt it - you're in a Singapore call center, and I'm part of a Russian bot farm. It just wouldn't work.
15 days ago
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Nobel Prize in Chemistry awarded for metal-organic frameworks that can trap unwanted gases. Underwear manufacturers have prototypes in development.
15 days ago
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Nobel Prize for Physics goes to experts in quantum mechanics. Their checks will both bounce and be good at the same time.
16 days ago
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And the Nobel Prize in Medicine goes to the discoverers of the co-pay
17 days ago
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I ate some bad tofu and got soymonella.
18 days ago
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The year is 3/4 gone. Not unlike my mind.
19 days ago
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Paul Lander
20 days ago
Sean 'Diddy' Combs sentenced to more than 4 years in prison. Damn thatβs like 28 in Snoop Dogg years
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Missed out on Archbishop of Canterbury
#Fixed
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"The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it." - P. J. O'Rourke
20 days ago
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40 was the new 30 and 60 was the new 50. 70 is still a train wreck.
22 days ago
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I'm so proud of my new clone, I'm beside myself.
25 days ago
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Day 28 of
#ProstateCancerAwarenessMonth
Prostate Haiku: Get your prostate checked Digital Rectal Exam Fate's Fickle Finger
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Tibor M. Kalman
26 days ago
US military units sent by President Trump, on their way up the Potomac River to Shepherdstown, West Virginia, to quell a sit-in protest at the Blue Moon CafΓ©, where alleged Antifa members are demanding free Wi-Fi with their coffee. βοΈππ’
#TheEnemyWithin
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Einstein's most famous equation, e=mc^2, was published this day in 1905. Before that, he was no Einstein.
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Ken Jennings
28 days ago
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
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Stonekettle
29 days ago
Reefer Madness, but it's Tylenol.
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#ProstateCancerAwarenessMonth
Day 25 Today in 1507, Giovanni Prostati discovered the prostate. His finding was furiously debated by the Royal Academy in Genoa until pizza was delivered. Galileo noted, " The weirdo who asked us to take off our pants was a scientist. Go figure."
28 days ago
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Happy National Psychotherapy Day! Take your counselor to lunch at Kentucky Freud Chicken!
28 days ago
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Prostate Cancer Awareness Month Day 24 Although the average age of prostate cancer detection is 66 years old, this was not the inspiration for the song "Get Your Kicks on Route 66" Get a PSA before you see the USA
#ProstateCancerAwarenessMonth
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Jimmy Kimmel
30 days ago
As I was sayingβ¦
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Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
https://youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY
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Started to make a joke about the Rapture being September 23, but then I
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J. Elvis Weinstein
about 1 month ago
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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It's 5786 - the Jewish New Year! I keep pressing 5785 into the ATM. Who knows from checks?
about 1 month ago
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and $ 1 million in small unmarked bills to amuse myself in the meantime
about 1 month ago
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Animated feature about an aging boy band in Seoul fighting paranormal activity and aging. Knee-Pop Car Key Hunters.
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On Talk Like a Pirate Day,
#NotTheHallmarkChannel
has a treasure chest of movies! 8 PM: Guarrrrdians of the Galaxy 10 PM: Barrrrrrbie 12 AM: Oppenheimerrrrrr
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Day 18 of
#ProstateCancerAwarenessMonth
Brachytherapy is the implantation of radioactive seeds as treatment. Because if you're already carrying a cancer, make it sit next to a glowing isotope. Why should it be comfortable?
about 1 month ago
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Since the marijuana dispensary came to town, I've had thumb surgery in July, hip surgery one August, and knee surgery in September. This is not the Joint-of-the-Month Club I was expecting.
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It's in the details
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