they're so bad at this 💜 #traitors

If the bad hat store has a million customers, then kate garraway is one of them. If the bad hat store has one customer, then kate garraway is THAT ONE. If the bad hat store has no customers, that means kate garraway is dead. #traitors

Perhaps the best (and shortest) popbitch story I’ve ever read.

they did him so dirty with that dobby the house elf ass portrait #traitors

“This whole time” Niko you’ve been there 2 nights #traitors

The only gay man who can make me sweat like this

ffs

Obsessed with Cookie! We need more Cookie! #RHOP

I'm very gay but I would marry Rosalie Craig in a heartbeat (which in itself is quite gay)

This is what happens when you try and get three gays to a location in south east London at 1pm on a Sunday

Telling that Julia only told Martina about cheating after they adopted the boys. #RHOM

Thinking a lot about #RHOP and will be interesting to see how Wendy’s case is treated in comparison to Karen’s. A DUI is a stupid, dangerous mistake, but it sounds like the Osefo’s alleged fraud is calculated, not so much a mistake, but crafted with purpose behind it. Speaks more to their character…

Made a wintery butternut squash and bean pie

New Robyn and new Lily Allen? The late 30s gay are going to have a great autumn.

Not another fainter at Ethel

When I tell you I’m obsessed #RHOSLC

lol

She’s really never met a syllable count she agrees with

Good phone background today 🐮🧡

lol imagine bending over backwards to try and appease this woman only for her to through it back in your face. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

nicolas sarkozy? ohhh you mean mary-kate olsen’s ex brother in law. yes I’m familiar

Is it bad that I fancy Boy Kavalier?

This is getting silly now

debate me in the marketplace of ikea

literally who would vote for this

have you tho

the last possible reason to contemplate voting labour is now gone www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0...

This woman’s posture is insane. #RHOC

Why is Peter Kyle on newsnight wearing a muscular fit T-shirt and a bead(?) necklace?

Incredible.

Martina’s facelift looks really good. #Wimbledon #RHOM

Screaming at this grift

Such a great cover

tfw you're "doing an excellent job" and loving work

I enjoyed the #SLOMW reunion, but parts of it felt really disjointed. I think it highlighted how well the Bravo reunions handle breaks to help with tone shifts, and how good Andy is at facilitating conflict resolution. Viall basically making Whitney and Mikayla hug was just... strange?

The collab we never knew we needed

Two gay men I know have written biographies about Chappell Roan

I'm no Trump fan (surprise), but hearing him say 'what we have are two countries who have been fighting so hard for so long they don't know what the fuck they're doing' was actually the most sense I've heard from him... maybe ever?

I wonder if Iran has the right to defend itself in the same way we were repeated told Israel does?

Unreal

Aldi £10 Rosorange is elite, btw

Veronica Electronica is absolutely gonna be my album of the summer. I'm so excited.

Charles Oakley is Kelsey Grammar-ing this lady and I DON'T LIKE IT #RHOA

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if all of this year's Brockwell Live events move to Drumsheds next year.

Me in the VIP section at Hoopla: “oh there’s that twink from the internet”

Me watching this latest episode of #TheRehearsal

Shout out to Vichy, its Capital Soleil SPF really is incredible, especially when you see the difference between the back of my calves (which I forgot to apply to) and everywhere else. The gams are red raw.

Has anyone pointed out that Azealia Banks‘s rap in 212 sounds suspiciously like Ciara from #SummerHouse?