@sheila-gooner.bsky.social You were a friendly, very positive Gooner on here and you’ll be missed.

I was just told that @sheila-gooner.bsky.social passed away. This incredibly sad. She was a gooner through and through. Completely obsessed with the badge. Rest in peace gooner 🕊️🔴⚪️

Reporters should refer to the females in Epstein pictures as girls. They are girls clearly and all the emails back this up. Stop calling them ‘females’. It’s so coy. Prince Andrew is molesting a girl in those photos.

Has Chapman got shares in Bromley? #fivelive

What’s happening with the QAnon crowd? The Elite Paedo Squad?

That ‘female’ Prince Andrew is all over is at the very most a teen and looks tiny. BTW we should always call him Prince Andrew and not fall for the royal-washing. He’s a natural born Prince, Brother to the King, son to the Queen, most regal of the Nonces.

Times Radio is so good on Trump and US. Them and Simon Marks on LBC. youtu.be/D-A-I3X-kH4?...

John Bolton @mrjamesob.bsky.social

I see #Today and #BBC are now worried about ethical international trade, just like what Kemi Badenoch is.

Labour doomed themselves with their first order of business being the winter fuel allowance. Suicide. Mild election goodwill evaporated.

Braverman is so objectionable that I’m rooting Badenoch to tear her a new one.

This morning we were the best team in the world. This might be our last wobble.

A gun-toting VA nurse is an actual hero for our times.

I’m so delighted to listen to Don and Mal. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...

Would you rather see the Pee-Pee Tape or the Beckham First Dance video?

MLS does well in games with a bit of niggle, a bit of bite.

Great goal that!

Should be a prize for this

Got fondness and respect for the mighty Nottingham Forest but I hope we start battering them. #Arsenal

Voting Reform would be the most sadomasochistic thing the U.K. could do so we’ll do that.

What was that handbags with Chelsea and Zubimendi at the end there? #Arsenal

Peter Simon once told me to keep tweeting. Sadly I cannot, but I can gradually repost his late night Bid TV quotes over here. And so the thread begins...

Saddest food you’ll ever make is the sandwich before bedtime for tomorrow’s lunch at work.

Liew fast-becoming one of my favourite writers. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

“If that was on target Liverpool would be in the lead!” Aye, and if my granny had wheels she’d be a wagon.

@mayor.nyc.gov Prediction for the score tonight? #Gooner

Quite a few maniacs.

Developing a little addiction to cat rescue videos. Best ones are when the cat is absolutely vicious at first.

Nothing on Earth would make me give a hoot about vampire Buy-to-stitch up your neighbours Landlords. I hope they end up homeless. www.theguardian.com/money/2026/j...

Basically we win the league if Gabi and Willie are playing together.

Time-wastingbefore half-time is the mark of shithouse team. #Arsenal

These videos are always hilarious, sentimental and kindly to our ancestors. youtu.be/gujza6A1ejQ?...

Check the betting markets for an Everton penalty.

AI is well good

National Lottery scratch card musical chairs family the Bennets: where are the kids? Big happy family and not even an adolescent. What happened?

Another in my popular series “Comments on U.K. YouTube Ads” Porridge isn’t ugly.

This is lovely. www.theguardian.com/world/galler...

Pleribus episode 6 was the best episode of tv I’ve seen in years. I could have watched four hours of it without flinching.

I did not that instant coffee can go off.

I’d like to find the family with the most kids over the two child limit who hate Labour and will vote Reform. There will be one somewhere.

Bus Aunty and Simply Sayo joined Deputy Mayor Debbie Weekes-Bernard to help spread an important message – London needs more Black heritage blood donors. Giving blood can provide life-saving transfusions including for sickle cell patients. Register here: blood.co.uk

If I’d been invited to the lottery scratch card loving Bennet’s family Christmas, after we played musical lottery scratch cards, I’d wait for a little moment of silence and ask “how come there’s no kids here?”

4 mins? Could have done with a few more.

Getting bad vibes from that John Lewis dad. Midlife crisis. Son nervous. Wife let him buy ridiculous coffee machine he won’t clean properly and will abandon like the saxophone her bought last year.

Slight tangent but this Mae Ploy red curry paste is delicious.

NLD argy-bargy quota there. #COYG #NLD #Arsenal

International away fans are adrenaline junkies who expect a hit once every twenty years or so. But when they do get a hit, oh boy. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Today’s UK hero of the day was that convict.

Jenrick had been on Nick’s show, JOB said that had he had the privilege of interviewing RJ, he would have reviewed record on accidental prisoner release, NF part of media regime that didn’t give a hoot re: prisoner clangers when the Tories were in power. A v peeved centralist sensiblist indeed.

@lbcwatchuk.bsky.social Shots fired! I bet NF always listens to this bit while he’s packing away his flask.