I left Spotify for Deezer when they sponsored an inaugural dinner. Super easy to move your playlists!!!

Was really hoping the cops were going to arrest Susan “the hard way”. Fuck that murderer racist bitch #theperfectneighbor

Retainer on top, mouth guard on the bottom isn’t helping my old maid status.

I’m watching Silence of the Lambs for the FIRST TIME.

I like boarding early so no one witnesses me trying to heave my roller board into an overhead bin.

I adore being bcc’ed on a work email 🥰

I’m kinda a swag slut at conferences. Gimme gimme gimme

“If you love someone and you break up, where does the love go? SATC S2 ep18

At the periodontist waiting room. The song Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down comes and the volume goes up?!? Oh we getting pumped up

I wouldn’t advise anyone in Portland to walk your dog near this building.

Sumit’s aunt being such a bitch shows how much his mom/family have come around to accept and love Jenny, despite judgmental society #9dayfiance #90daytheotherway #theotherway

Why didn’t Matthew meet Greta at the airport and take her home?? #90dayfiance #90daytheotherway #theotherway

Nobel Prize winner week isn’t as fun/dramatic as Shark week ☹️

Am I warm bc I drinking a gin and tonic or bc I’m 46?

Dumb Gino. Immigration can view all your 90 day shit and see you definitely contributed to the breakup. Jasmine came for your weird ass. #90dayfiance #90dayhappilyeverafter #happilyeverafter

I’m pleased as can be that a No Kings Rally is happening in my small town of less than 4k people in Wisconsin!

Ice is kidnapping black citizens in Chicago in the middle of the night.

Jasmine’s dad abandoned her at 3 yrs old? That explains some things with Gino #90dayfiance #99dayhappilyeverafter #happilyeverafter

It’s kinda cool that 2 people I graduated high school got married (to different people, not each other) in the last month, for the first time each at the ripe old age of 46. I wish I could get that opportunity, but I won’t.

A corrections officer/stripper?? Prove it #survivor #survivor49

On the bright side, all the weight I gained last week to numb that my friend is dying from cancer is going down since now I’m not hungry and don’t care.

I can’t believe he would give up on us like that. Alone again. Naturally.

Excellent jury farewell to Kelley, Morgan! #bb27

Blockbuster should end when jury starts. #bb27

I can only imagine the tall tales Vince tells his parents as to why he still doesn’t have a job #bb27 #vinnythelip

I live for Keanu being the passive moral police. Him shaming Vince and making comments of disapproval. 👏🏻 #bb27

Vince lies as often as he breathes that I really think this is who he is in real life. And he’s stepped out before. #bb27

WHAT?! Dana Delany is 69?!? I thought she was in her 50s

I’ve come to terms that I’m at the age where parents start dying. I wasn’t ready for friends to die too. Fuck cancer

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

If only Bruno blew Monica off for a pick up game. You dodged a bullet with that crybaby, hot mess, Bruno #matchmeabroad

Jenny over here perfecting weaponized incompetence at her in-laws. Break that glass ceiling, girl. #90dayfiance #90daytheotherway #theotherway

Sumit’s mom gave Jenny shit for her messy, gross kitchen (with good reason), and yet her kitchen is also a hot mess?! Ma’am. #90dayfiance #90daytheotherway #theotherway

Normalize flight sales with layovers that you can accurately make. 1 hr 15 min layover at Heathrow? Damn near impossible

I felt like Danny Tanner ironing my hoodie drawstrings, but it’s SO nice not to have them twist

I can’t chug beer like I used to ☹️

Don’t expect me to cry over someone who would have gleefully goose stepped my family into a camp.

Where was this energy when Minnesota politicians were gunned down with their spouses?

Just remembered Geoffrey Rush. What’s he been up to?

Gonna guess Manon didn’t go to therapy to process and work thru being an outcast in France before returning. Subconsciously self sabotage. 🫤 #90dayfiance #90daytheotherway

Even knowing the outcome, that was really hard to watch. #bb27

The finale of #bb27 came quick, tonight.

Amazing opening game. Sucks to be you Lions! Go Pack Go! 💚💛💚💛

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why does my niece’s friend’s baby daddy want to be my fb friend? That’s weird, right?

Ashley dressed like she works in HR. #bb27

No one prepares you for having a large visible forehead vein as an adult. It’s all I see

Sams Club bakery’s frosting is so good. Pass it on.

Karen lecturing Chantal and Ashley like they aren’t adults. Want respect? Give respect first. #90dayfiance #huntforlove #90dayhuntforlove