If you thought antibiotics were bad, just wait until you meet unclebiotics

They aren’t removing 700 ICE agents from the Twin Cities, they’re keeping 2,300 here. Going from 5x our police force to 4x isn’t a win, it isn’t a compromise, it’s a distraction. Nothing has changed here on the ground.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but Trump is running out of things to distract us from ICE killings and the Epstein files with, so he has resorted to shitting his pants in the Oval Office in a last ditch effort unlike anything the world has ever seen, heard, or smelled

ICE is FUCKED now. You pissed off the wrong cryptid

If we were being paid to protest, I don’t think we’d be getting there via public transit.

Trump is just mad because more people call Bruce Springsteen “the boss” than him

Love seeing boomers forget over and over again that Rage Against the Machine has always been incredibly and explicitly anti-establishment since day 1. It’s like being suddenly furious that The Beatles are British

Minnesota will never back down. With every injustice, we come back stronger, safer, and closer. Trump has forced us to become an unbeatable force for good. We will pass down what we’ve learned and who we are to every generation to come to ensure that Minnesotan justice will never die.

I’ve never been happier for a -20 degree weekend in Minnesota. Enjoy choking on the cold, you fascist fucks

I looked out my window this morning and saw a car parked on the street. My insides are now bleeding

Don’t blame me, I wrote in Guy Fieri on my ballot

Hey MN radio stations, if you could maybe stop playing songs with police sirens in them until this occupation is over, that’d be nice

Us Minnesotans are scared, angry, and sad. But more importantly, we’re smart. And every time they beat us down, we come back smarter, stronger, and more organized. So go ahead, keep making us better at our jobs. See how it works out for you when every Minnesotan becomes an expert protester

On this day I learned that Jen Affleck is not the couples name for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Nor is it the couples name for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

Meanwhile… Netanyahu was issued an ICC arrest warrant over a year ago. Are we waiting for Superman to push him against a cactus? Or are our priorities utterly fucked?

New year, new creative ways of laying waste to my enemies

This is America. It’s “go sit on a parking cone,” not “happy holidays”

We were married on this day in 1978... soulmates ever since. ❣️ #ForeverGrateful 🙏

The only ICBMs we need are Irresistibly Cummy Bussy Men

Mike Lindell is a c*nt

Time to bring “stink, stank, stunk” back into my vocab

If I’m not supposed to sleep on the job, why did they make it so boring?

All I want for Christmas is for JD Vance to spill a milkshake in his lap

Fun fact: as life long MN residents and people who live and work in the hearts of both Twin Cities, we can confidently say that there are not, nor has there ever been, Somali gangs “looking for prey.”

The only time it’s ever appropriate to say “quiet, piggy” is when someone is talking in the movie theater

Whew thank god Dick Cheney’s forever wars died with him

Thank you Batman, I needed this today

“Peace talks” has a lot more to do with talking than it does with peace, apparently.

This week we cover 4 of the most gruesome murders/murderers that the land of 10,000 lakes has ever seen! From two life long Minnesotans #truecrime #Minnesota #podcasts

If our podcast was a person, would they be trans or non-binary? The answer may shock you (They’re both)

The US Military: where scaring fishermen out of being able to feed their citizens is so easy, even a caveman could do it!

Another tip for customers: when an employee says “hi, how are you today?” The name of the item you want is not an appropriate response

Dog owners, I promise you the dog does NOT die in Good Boy, go see it

Scott Jennings is either lying or wildly misinformed about what happened in Chicago. He keeps claiming 37 Tren de Aragua gang members were arrested. As if it excuses zip tying kids. DHS says 37 were arrested, and only 2 were suspected gang members. Van Lathan gets it. We can’t lose our humanity.

Waiting for the day when I finally get my chance to drop kick Chris Brown into a jet engine

Our dog, despite starting to go deaf, is now deathly afraid of the sound of a comic book page being turned

Dear retail customers, When the employee asks you “anything else?” Silence is not a cool way to say no

Our podcast turning 2 years old is the biggest news of the week. Prove me wrong

I hate that coffee makes me choose whether I want to fall asleep at work or shit my brains out at work

20 something years after learning how to write, I’ve finally found a random pen that makes my handwriting finally not look like a ransom note written by a cat

If your natural response to “have a good day” is “yep,” I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re a dick

Shouts out to Source Comics in Roseville! Did I put 5 comic runs on my pull list just so I can go back there weekly? Yes. Yes I did.

The best part of being non-binary is that I get to sing both the Nelly Furtado and the Timbaland parts of Promiscuous and no one is allowed to laugh

Ozzy dying before Mitch McConnell is proof that god is dead

In a neck brace because of the whiplash that seeing Jurassic World and Superman back to back gave me

Shitty men are talking about Superman like it hasn’t been a story about an immigrant, created by immigrants FOR ALMOST 90 YEARS. Like are yall mad that there’s crime in Batman? Or high school in Spider-Man???

There has never been a single article with the term “jaw dropping” in it that’s been anything other than misleading click bait

Remember that Ryan Murphy Versace show? Well, we’re doing that but like a million times better but only half as sexy on the podcast

Being a queer podcaster is the opposite of gay for pay in literally all aspects

Dear AI podcasters, ur creepy as fuck. Sincerely, real podcasters