Somebody stop me im smoking the track

X's brightest minds are hard at work trying to determine the gender of my name

I'll start believing i have cptsd when someone else who isnt a 35 year old bluesky user has it

オモチリ / 定時になった瞬間 #omcr

i feel significantly better??? i dont trust it it happened out of nowhere after like a 4 hour nap but im praying to god it's over

putting my girlfriend and my girl friend in my mouth and smacking them both against the pavement

im so fucking scared there's mice biting my feet they wont stop oh god the mice are gnawing my bones auuugh it hurts theyre not even big mice they're tiny little small mice and theyre eating me

my fgavorite batman villain Racial Ghoul

Okayyyy Lets jerk him off lets finish him and feed his cum into some sort of system

Any of yall wanna start eugenics posting with me

Some of you lowkey deserve to die but it's chill i forgive you for everything

#IWantToGetPocketCoatPregnant #CumInDaBriefcase

My girl friend tries to flex her large cock like im not just gonna be slapping that thing around to stim lol #DingDong

You can say whatever you want on here

the mcboobjob

Nyquil

anyone else forget to declare this :/

We need to stop them immediately

Min: Ion of the Century

im gonna find out if she can get me pregnant

Buying a lab coat but like as a sex thing

Is this a safe space to say i want to dissect my girl (space) friend alive and study her organs and stuff she seems like the perfect specimen for some of my dream experiments

i hgope boys noize is gassing up year zero in trent's ear and thats why theres multiple year zero songs on nine inch noize

Thats awesome dude i actually agree

looking for relationship tips on r/adultery

I don't think it's my place to interrupt beautiful women when they're playing minecraft. it's just not. i dont deserve that. im not that important

If ur in a throuple you have to decide for yourself as an individual which one of the others is the ball and which one is the chain

Only a fool would try to deceive a dog

i think when i was posting this i was struggling the most i ever have while being sick i was in so much pain and only about half of it was a direct result of being sick t b h but i feel MUCH better now. still sick but yknow. I can function. just needed to sleep for like 18 hours straight

iam already so done with this i hate being sick i can barely think i cant take more than a few days of this fuck this Fuck This

havent been sick in so long dude i fucking hate this shit so bad fUCKKCFJUJFKLDJNF

my nose is like a faucet fuck

04.18.2026 02:39 AM #va11halla

sunflower knight #dnd #oc

lucy is actually fun FUUUUCK good dick will have you laid up asking "So that's DP on wakeup?"

my girl (space) friend (NOT dating me yet) bought me strive dlc so now i have to actually play again FUUUUUCK i hope lucy is actually fun

I'm sick

It's crazy that valencina just needed a job

new intervallo was pretty much exactly what i wanted out of it. not mind blowingly good but probably one of my favorites so far and feels like it filled in a missing piece for canto 9 for me. The ring is kinda hilarious

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

Is it normal to get kinda turned on when a girl starts talking to you like you're some sad little thing because you're really tired

wait the northernlion cruise already got cancelled? like i kinda figured it would but not so early. thats awesome

It is forbidden

Butch faust would be hot as fuuuuuuuuuck

serges being more fucked up and annoying than the actual final boss of x2 is a very funny bit on capcom's part. Fuck you

Dreamy sigh

metro 2039 we are so back

ima beat x2 today. we get closer and closer to me playing x4. i will be playing the dub because i want an authentic american experience

Women will be obviously sleepy and go "noo im not tired at all i got enough sleep" and then pass out. Many such cases!