Getting home at 6, then attempting to make dinner & do Baby Z's bedtime routine so I can have sex with my partner before my 10:45PM bedtime ...... sounds like adulthood idk

ELITE face card

The pain of growth > the pain of stagnation

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh, the Ring camera is the best purchase I've made in like 2 months

Wow. I have an easy week ahead of me. The past few have been busy as hell... I guess God knew I needed a break. Period.

Took this pic on accident but it really speaks to my face card idk

I watched The Matrix for the first time ever last night. Yeah, we're definitely in a simulation.

Hi. I got the promotion I wanted at work. (:

Fly Sh*t Only by Future could wake me from a coma btw

Feeling very writer-y this afternoon. Should I do my house chores or bust open this laptop? (Rhetorical, because I'm on a mission to feed the creative in me every time she's hungry)

The latest episode of Handmaid's Tale left me sobbing! Oh Nick, oh Lawrence. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

all da luv

With the ability to exist. What a privilege

soooooooooooinnnnnnloooovvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh. My timeline on here is insufferable. Idk how to make it better. Idk who to follow. I might just be a strict instagram girly for now on.

The Wall episodes of #SolarOpposites >>>>>>> absolute cinema

I'm really struggling to start this Pilates workout LMAO. Pilates whoops my ass sooooo hard every time. Pls God 😭😭😭😭

The sorting hat just put me in the house of RAVENCLAW!!!!!!!!! #ravenclaw big day for me!!!

I finally have a medical team who cares about me, so I'm experiencing balanced hormones for the first time in forever. Can't believe people experience this normally. Wild. I was missing out.

Like, I know a robot when I see one lmaooo

My commitment to self improvement is one of my favourite things about myself

I'm actually scared of people who can last longer than 10 minutes on the stairmaster 😂

some of yalls whole personality is being horny. And I be horny too, but thank God I'm multifaceted. Yall are very one-sided, horny individuals.

And I hate when Vernors is left out of the ginger ale debate 😭😭😭

I just wanna sit in peace and watch my documentary about a woman who weaponized wellness and lied about being terminally ill

Just remembered I have to workout in the morning. I'm irritated as hell bye

This is now my favorite video of myself

You gain nothing by pretending to like Long Legs btw

Welp. Accidentally went to bed too early and woke up at midnight. Guess I'll roll a bby joint and watch #LoveIsBlind.

I JUST PAID OFF MY CAR. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD?

Throwing ass when I'm celebrating:

Yesterday, my daughter admitted she hears me working out in the early mornings but pretends to stay asleep so I don't "make her get up early and brush her teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂

Honestly, I love payday. I love being able to divide my money up between bills and my savings. I also got my first annual raise (40cent) and I didn't even get promoted yet.

I just balanced my budget again, and at this rate, I'll have rent 2 months in advance for the rest of the year. 😮 I DID that.

what my therapist sees during our appointments

No more situationships for me, thank you. ✋🏾🙂‍↔️🤚🏾

Every bit of energy I had left tonight.... I spent it on dancing in the mirror. Though I enjoy dancing, that was a bit irresponsible. We still got sht to do tonight! 😭

I posted on my blog today, and if anyone's reading this ily.

I think it's time to rewatch That's So Raven.

Small wins that make me wanna dance: -officially down 25lbs since December - I'm dancing again post-ACL surgery 🥹 - my daughter is on Honor Roll (again) - I'm v close to promoting at work - I've stayed on routine for 3 weeks straight!! - I'm gorgeous and I love myself

Me, playing State of Decay:

This look......... immediately one of my faves to date. 🙂‍↕️

I love everybody, and I will not be shamed for it

I could never hate me because you want me to hate me. I think a lot of people project self-hate onto confident people just because they hate themselves and can't stand to see someone else living freely and accepting of their flaws. That doesn't work on me, tho. Nice try.

Been following since the kittykat pill days, glad to see you active here

It's not worth it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (ima keep going)

Fighting for my life to hit my daily protein goal

@mamaztheguru.bsky.social thought about you today 💕 i hope you’re doing well

I'm watching a horror flick this morning: "See No Evil" starring WWE's Kane, himself! 🤩 he has zero speaking parts... but this movie has that classic ~2006 slasher~ feel to it, and I am enjoying it. I always thought Kane was scary, so this role is perfect for him.

My baby brother would have been 20 years old today. We love you and miss you, Ernest. 💙