Remember when Henry Kissinger died? That was a lovely day.

Remember when Gaddafi ranted for hours at the UN about nonsense and people just started to surreptitiously leave? Yeah, Trump was like that today.

I really don’t think these two are comparable. At all.

Dear President Trump. You’re a tangerine rapist cunt and we all hate you. Fuck you. Love from London.

This madness is the model that Reform and Farage wish to emulate, by the way.

He really is going to kill us all.

People can be arrested on UN soil, right? Just asking.

A bit of rich of convicted rapist Donald Trump to accuse the UN of not respecting boundaries.

Yes, its good that Jimmy Kimmel is coming back but it shouldn’t have required 400 Hollywood stars to sign an open letter - it never should have happened in the first place.

Shanah Tovah!

Reform will apparently pledge today that they'd abolish indefinite leave to remain - including retrospectively, to people already granted it. Obviously this is a moral abomination but it is also a practical and legal impossibility.

Reform's plans to end indefinite leave to remain go to the post I wrote last week on their slide towards chaotic authoritarianism. The British constitution would allow them to do it if they had a majority but at vast cost to our society and way of life. samf.substack.com/p/the-route-...

Urgent travel advice: best gay bars in Prague please?

Reform would’ve deported her you just know it.

They are going to try and canonise him.

Cambodia and Armenia woke up not knowing they’ve been fighting each other According to the president, Armenia has also been fighting Albania and Aberbaijan - not to confuse with Azerbaijan

How does the recognition of Palestine work? Are they just recognising the state *exists*, specific borders, a government?

Not to mention all the Nazis and inciting violence against an elected Democratic government.

I’ve spent my evening in bed watching The Umbrellas of Cherbourg and The Wizard of Oz because what better thing could I do on a Saturday night?

Great Thrupple Halloween costume: A lion, a tiger and bear.

Sometimes I just want to listen to Last Midnight without listening to Your Fault and sometimes I want to listen to Giants in the Sky without listening to First Midnight. It’s the one thing I hate about that recording of Into the Woods.

I would like a boyfriend for Autumn and Winter alone because it’s always nice to have companionship when touring National Trust properties, sharing Sunday roasts, cuddling up on cold winter nights, getting cosy reading or watching a movie, going on woodland walks, tending the garden & cooking soups.

King made more than £1m selling land for leg of HS2 that was scrapped

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free

Sex is great but have you ever spent the day reading Agatha Christie in front of a crackling fire whilst enjoying multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked emotional support scones in a Scottish Highlands cottage during a raging thunderstorm?

Better than Merman, better than Daly, better than Peters, better than LuPone, better than Midler and better than McDonald.

I’m heading to San Francisco for three weeks in September for work/pleasure and happily it falls during Folsom weekend.

Can we have an age blind revival of Chekov’s Three Sisters starring Emma Thompson, Olivia Colman and Carey Mulligan.

I’m usually all my willpower to stop myself from making *that* joke.

I say we fly the entire NATO airforce over the Russian steppe for shits and giggles and see how funny Putin finds it.

Reform at 3rd place in BRIGHTON is more of a story than a Green Victory.

This is such an insult and makes me feel devalued as a person. All those hours reading, researching, thinking, crying and forgoing sleep seem futile now that the greatest bastion of learning on Earth is telling people to cheat and be lazy. I’m just going to have an existential weep.

Dump him.

Genuinely fucking mental.

This shitty year has already taken David Lynch, The Vivienne, Gene Hackman, Val Kilmer, Brian Wilson, Ozzy Osbourne, Robert Redford, Terrance Stamp, Alan Yentob, Joan Plowright, Tony Slattery, Roberta Flack and Jean Marsh and it’s only September.

Good on her for actually doing something. I don’t imagine any other MCU leads will do the same.

Calling anybody with knowledge of dermatology could you please tell me what this is on my shoulder?

I was exaggerating when I said the death of Kirk was like the death of Marat but we are really are in the apotheosis territory already, aren’t we?

lol.

This is genuine suppression of free and critical speech. You might moan about woke, pronouns and other issues than don’t impact your lives but arresting peaceful protesters who did nothing but utilise a projector is the real threat to civil liberties.

Trump will come for SNL next.

I’m going to sue the woke NYT for $15B

Important information if you don’t want *check notes* GRINDR of all fucking apps using your information for AI improvement.

One of the hallmarks of authoritarianism is to terrify people into self-censorship. ABC ending Kimmel’s show is the perfect example of this.

Holy shit

‘You think rape’s your fault’: Oscar-winner Brenda Fricker on her devastating memoir

We just want to be able to see a doctor Jesus fucking Christ.

I wouldn’t trust him to water the plants.

I think it’s the season to rewatch Twin Peaks 🪵