Why would anyone take advice from a 20-year-old grifting tweaker—someone who uses meth as a pre-workout and literally smashes his own face with a hammer in the name of “self-improvement”? If your kid is watching this kind of shit, it might be time to start hitting them. Hard.

You wanna know how I know theres no god? Literally everyone is dying except for him.

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Imagine a man going on national television and saying, “The sex was fantastic—but her pussy looked like an old pastrami sandwich.”

The hangings must be televised.

Are they looking for the missing Epstein files in Iran?

He still fucked those kids.

Give up the ghost, Mary!

The days of “regardless of political affiliation, it’s an honour to meet the president” are over.

Yes, we do know what you’re saying, Mr. Flavour!

I can’t wait for the asteroid to hit.

The far left will scold you for misgendering their non-binary Palestinian houseplant. The far right wants entire groups of people wiped off the earth. They’re not “equally bad.”

CEOs are making “neuro-spicy” people look so bad.

@thegodpodcast.com please leave Jesse and take Donald.

Someone release Luigi.

I personally didn’t care for the Bad Bunny Halftime Show, but not because of “woke” or Spanish, I just didn’t think the singing or the performance was that good. I’d still let him sit on my face though.

Well, hold on…

I watched an old video of George W. Bush congratulating Barack Obama on winning the 2008 election. It was a classy message acknowledging the importance of electing America’s first Black president. Today, Donald Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama as gorillas. America has fallen.

I’m tired of seeing pictures of my pussy on Getty Images!

I hate when I turn on Netflix and have to watch a cross-dressing Big Bird go down on the dogs from Paw Patrol.

I wouldn’t have helped. www.nbcnews.com/now/video/at...

This is almost as funny as all those anti-vaxxers that died from COVID-19! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The two federal immigration agents who murdered Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez. You can run, but you can never hide. www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-p...

tHe mOsT tRaNsPaReNt gOvErNmEnT iN tHe hIsToRy oF tHe nAtIoN !!!

No, two of them walked right through that car’s side view mirror.

Okay, let’s pretend Alex Pretti did brandish his gun. You want to tighten gun laws and ban guns at protests? Please, be our guest.

I’ve taken shits more talented than that Trump cunt who thinks she can sing.

I don’t understand why some people have such a difficult time admitting that they were wrong. I usually just assume I’m wrong until proven otherwise.

Kicking an ICE vehicle is a stupid idea. Kicking an ICE vehicle does not justify being murdered by ICE agents a week later. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

ICE is going to have a much more difficult time killing people in Ohio.

No more streaming revenue from me, cunt.

I refuse to stop listening to Nicki Minaj’s music, even though she turned MAGA. I simply deleted all her music from my Apple Music Library and uploaded my own pirated versions instead. She won’t get her bag from this fag.

Warrant or not, law enforcement agents cannot enter a consulate or embassy without the explicit consent of the consulate. Google "Vienna Convention on Consular Relations”.

Someone find out who this pedophile (probably) is.

Grok, create an image of Stephen Miller’s head smashed in like a pumpkin on November 1st.

“Melania” tl;dr: She’s a dumb cunt. There, I saved you $12.

Google “Mussolini death” to see how Italians ultimately dealt with their fascist leader and his wife during WWII. If you’re squeamish, don’t worry—this image is a decent stand-in for how that ended.

The “Italians” in America are finding it hard to be fascists at home, so they’re trying their luck in the birthplace of fascism. But even actual Italians don’t want to deal with their murderous tactics. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Do they think that the next Democratic president won’t prosecute them? The government knows who every single one of these agents are. It’s not like the orange pedophile and that little troll will be in charge forever. Elect a Democrat and release the ICE employee list!

This hotel has a few too many ICE machines: www.hilton.com/en/hotels/ms...

Normalize photographing ICE agents and telling them that they will be doxxed. Get close ups of eyes, hands, ears, fingernails, anything they neglect to hide that can help identify these Nazi scumbags. Of course, I’m not saying you should doxx anyone—😉—but a little fear helps build character.

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Oh, my social media accounts are definitely getting suspended.

If this cunt thought an 8,000% increase in death threats against ICE agents was bad, wait until she gets the newest figures.

His gun was holstered. This was an execution.

I wonder if this is some Stanford Prison Experiment shit or if these ICE cunts were human scum from day one.

I can’t wait until the shooter is doxxed and them and their family need to go into hiding. Live in fear, cunt—the internet will find you.

The next Democratic president can just pardon anyone defending their neighbours.

Rip off their masks. Doxx them. Show up armed. Stop letting them kill your neighbours.