Countries need to place a 500% tariff on all American imports until Congress reins this kiddy-fucker in. Better yet, maybe just tariff items coming from states that voted for the kiddy-fucker. Thoughts? globalnews.ca/news/1161936...

Intent matters. #TheTraitorsUS

Just FYI, a bruise is considered “internal bleeding.”

Can somebody help me find my brother? I think he may have murdered someone.

Okay, now someone do this for real.

Trump is definitely in the unredacted Epstein Files.

NATO countries are having to send soldiers to Greenland to protect the country from America.

From where, his pussy?

Such tiny hands you have, Mr. Trump.

Americans: Can we get affordable healthcare? GOP: Will you settle for Greenland? Americans: [𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦] GOP: [𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦] GOP: We’ll just go ahead and invade Iran. Americans: [𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦] GOP: You’re welcome!

I don’t understand the urge to design cars without an instrument cluster. Who decided checking your speed should require looking away from the road?

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People can be identified by more than just their facial features. The nose, hands, fingernails, ears, and even beauty marks are all ways to identify someone who may be wearing a mask to conceal their identity. Just random information for no reason.

Does anyone else think it’s weird that ICE is going around filming people so they can jerk off to the footage later?

As a gay, I’m allowing the heteros to call ICE agents gay. We all know they’d crumble the minute you say they’re a cum-guzzling bottom. Maybe you ask how many loads they’ve taken. And unless you’re a gay man, you don’t get to criticize this proclamation. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

So much for “no more wars.”

Gregory Bovino does his best Chef Boyardee impression for the cameras: (Can you die from secondhand embarrassment?)

Crossdressers aren’t the problem—remember that.

Protest all you want, but nothing will change until they fear for 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 safety.

The Conservative Party of Canada is not a serious political party.

Get ready for Rogers to double the price of Discovery+ within 12 months.

I hate it here. www.cp24.com/local/toront...

Snatch their masks.

That’s a nice anonymous life you live there—it’d be a shame if something happened to it. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Did your Logitech mouse stop working yesterday? support.logi.com/hc/en-us/art...

It’s pronounced “indicted”, not “indicted”.

Do you think they’re gonna “suicide” this Venezuelan guy too?

Trump still fucked those kids.

At least he didn’t invade…

A 23-year-old self-proclaimed virgin who took his mom to prom (Google that) is now roaming Minnesota, trying to break into daycares to look for young children. #groomer

I hope it happens soon.

Normal people: “I miss my husband” Erika Kirk:

Feckless cunt. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/05/crue...

God, we said Trump, not Bardot. Get it together, woman!

LOL! Yea, this will help get Canadians to travel to the US. www.narcity.com/canada-us-bo...

Happy Boxing Day!

Watch 60 Minutes: Inside CECOT ia902801.us.archive.org/15/items/ins...

When you can’t stop the information from coming out, just call it a lie.

What if CBS intentionally “postponed” the segment, knowing a Canadian affiliate would air it and draw even more attention?

Anyone own a Kona or Elantra? Is it worth the buy? Car crapped out last month and need something soon.

Trash. www.cp24.com/news/world/2...

Don’t get distracted—Donald Trump is still a sexual predator, regardless of what he’s doing in Venezuela.

But women are too emotional to govern:

Hillary was right.

I can’t believe the Australian government isn’t responding to yesterday’s mass shooting with thoughts and prayers. apple.news/ACTOjizvDS9O...

God, you keep calling home the wrong people…

No, no—back you go. apple.news/AGaH1riw6Q6C...

Well, there goes my lunch.

I can appreciate these Conservative MPs crossing the floor, but if a politician abandons the party they were elected under, there should be a by-election in their riding. But a win is a win. apple.news/AO8DBZ8OsS9e...

I hope Luigi Mangione is found not guilty. I don’t even care.